"Our final guest tonight," the host said, "Is …" The host noticed his audience was asleep.

"Hey! Wake up!" The host yelled, but they stayed asleep. So, the host covered his ear with stuffing (cloth, not food) and blew a bull horn. Everyone woke up in a second.

"Hey, where have you been?" one of the audience members asked.

"Well," the host explained, "I would have been here sooner, but the only review I got for the last chapter was gibberish and I'm very picky about inspiration. But, someone else finally reviewed at last, so I'm back!"

The crowd applauded at this.

"Our final guest tonight is none other than Metaknight!"

Metaknight came out and sat in the chair.

"What took you so long?!" Metaknight demanded, "I was back stage freakin' forever!"

"I explained this, mind you," the host said, "So, why do you hate Kirby?"

"He's the meanest creature I have ever met in my entire life!" Metaknight yelled, "And worse, everyone thinks he's so cute and cuddly. It makes me sick!"

"Then why do you give him a sword every time you fight him?"

"How do you know that? You don't even play his games!"

"No, but I read it on Wikipedia,"

"Like that's so reliable…"



"You saying you don't? How can you fight an unarmed man?!"

"No, I do, but…"

"I mean sure he sucks, but at least give him a chance!"

"I do give him a chance!"

"That shows how honorable and how much of a man you really are!"

"Yeah!" Kirby cheered him on.
"Shut up!" Metaknight yelled, "Or I'll kick your # like last time!" Again, this is a show.

"I thought I settled this with Dedede!" The host yelled. Speaking of which, Dedede came back into the room, with his hammer in one hand and a check in the other.

"Here you go," Dedede said, giving the host the check for 4,500, then turned to Kirby, "Now you'll pay!"

"I'm with you!" Metaknight yelled as he drew his sword. Kirby took out a beam sword and prepared to fight them.

"Don't hurt my boyfriend!" Jigglypuff yelled as she two drew a beam sword. They four ran towards each other and began to duel.

"Not again!" the host yelled as he drew his sword again and turned to the camera, "Well, that's all for tonight. Tune in next week as we interview Pokémon, Metal Gear, Pikmin and a robot I think everyone in the US should know of by now!" He then ran towards the battle and joined in. I'll tell you which side he chose next chapter.



Note: I'm sorry it took me so long to update. Like I said, my only review for the last chapter was gibberish. Whoever wrote that, please say it in ENGLISH! Well, see you next time!