"Welcome back!" the host said, "To night four of Super Smash Brothers Humiliation!"
The crowd applauded again.
"Our first guest tonight is Lucario!" the host announced as the blue psychic came out and sat in the chair. Well, he was in a sitting position, but was a few inches above the actual seat.
"So Lucario," The host said, "What do you think of being in Brawl?"
"It's pretty cool," Lucario said.
"When I first saw you, I had no idea who or what you were. Then I found out you were in one of the 5 billion Pokémon movies," the host said.
"Yeah," Lucario agreed, "There are WAY too many of those movies!"
"So," the host said, "What do you think of Mewtwo?"
"I hate him with all my heart!" Lucario yelled.
"Why?"
"He got to be in one of the first 3 while I got stuck in one of the others along the line to whose number no one cares about! He's so much popular than I am! Even though I replaced him in brawl, he's STILL more popular than I am!" Lucario calmed down before asking, "I just embarrassed myself for you, didn't I?"
"Yep," the host said.
"Shoot…"
"You!" Mewtwo busted in through door, "I'll make you pay for replacing me in Brawl!"
"Bring it on!" Lucario yelled as they charged towards each other.
"Not again…" the host groaned as he was forced to take out his sword and run towards them yet again. Since this isn't the last interview or one before commercials, I'll describe the battle.
Well, there was no battle really. Mewtwo saw me charging at him and ran away, screaming and sobbing like a 4-year-old girl (I'm not trying to be sexist or anything)