"Our next guest," the host said, "Is the all powerful Pokémon we earlier saw run away screaming like a little girl, Mewtwo!"
"I did not scream like a little girl!" Mewtwo yelled as he sat in the chair (or more correctly, floated).
"If that wasn't screaming like a little girl, I don't want to know what is!" The host exclaimed, to which Mewtwo only grumbled.
"Anyway," the host continued, "You face the same problem as Roy, don't you?"
"I'm like no one!" Mewtwo yelled.
"I didn't say you were," the host explained, "I simply said you two are in a similar situation."
"We have never been and never will be!" Mewtwo yelled.
"Geez, you're as stubborn as Falco!"
"I'M LIKE NO ONE!!" Mewtwo yelled as he floated in the air and dark clouds circled around him. The host simply sighed and pressed a button and the room stretched up and Earl stomped in.
Mewtwo stopped and look up as his eyes shrunk like in cartoons. The host heard water spilling on the floor and saw Mewtwo was releasing some kind of blue liquid the host assumed was urine (You're not allowed to even write the word pee in novelizations of a show unless given special permission each time like just then.)
Mewtwo then ran away, screaming like a girl again.
"Ness!" the host yelled as Ness came out and mopped Mewtwo's leavings.
Sorry this chapter's kinda short, but now that I'm back in school I probably won't be able to update as often, so don't expect much for a while.