"Hey, Spence, get up. We have to go get your hair cut before we drop you off at Morgans place." Spencer heard JJ's vioce say through his sleepy haze. He felt someone shake his shoulder.
"Noooo..." He murmured sleeply, rolling over and pulling the blankets tighter around himself.
"Wakey, wakey." A vioce he recongized as Garcia's said and the blankets were suddenly pulled from him. Spencer whimpered and curled into a tight, little ball.
"Five more minutes!" Spencer whined, swatting at JJ.
"No can do, kiddo."
"I have to cut your hair my mini Junior-G man." Garcia said, poking his foot. Spencer groaned and uncurled himself before stretching out and yawning.
"Do you have to?" Spencer sat up and rubbed an eye before putting his glasses on.
"Your starting to look like a little girl again, little man." Garcia smiled at him.
"Fine." Spencer grumbled as he climbed out of bed.
"Cheer up, Spence, your going to Morgan's today, Savannah and him are going to take you to a park." JJ laughed as Spencer pouted.
"A park? Do you know how many children are abducted from-"
"I don't want to know. Just go with them to the park, Spence, Morgan has been dying to take you places! He wants to show you a fun time."
"Now come on, I'm going to make you fabulious." Garcia grabbed his little hand and drug him towards the bathroom.
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"Hey there, little man!" Morgan said, opening a door to a five yearold Spencer and a tired JJ. "He been good for you?" He asked as Spencer trotted in.
"He has been... okay." JJ shrugged and handed him Spencers things. "Henry liked to play with him."
"Good then."
"You and Savannah show him a fun time alright?"
"Oh, I assure you we will."
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"So your saying that I have to run around, talk like a simpleton, and pretend that flatulence is entertianing?" Spencer questioned from his carseat and Savannah laughed when Derek groaned.
"It sounds so wierd when you say it like that! But yeah, Reid, thats pretty much it. Five yearolds are energetic little buggers and they don't talk like that! Though that last one might come naturally, given that you have the desires and emotions of a child. You gotta admit, you want to go play." Morgan grinned at Spencer through the rearview mirror.
"I will admit... it does sound like an interesting prospect, given my childhood was... complicated due to my mother's disease and my advancing rapidly through the school system." Spencer rubbed the back of his neck before sighing. "How are you going to explain two black people leading a white five yearold boy around a park?"
"He has a piont, Derek." Savannah pionted out.
"Okay fine, uhm... Okay, cover story. Savannah and I are married and we adopted you, happy now?"
"Yes." Spencer grinned mischieviously as Savannah quirked a brow at Derek.
"Married are we?"
"Savannah..."
"Did we have a big wedding Derek? Did I wear a big dress? What about the cake? How many teirs did it have?"
"STOP LAUGHING, GENIUS!"
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"He runs cute." Savannah laughed, watching Spencer run around to get back on the slide.
"I know, his legs are so short. How did such a scrawny little kid grow to be so tall?" Morgan laughed and waited by the slide for Spencer to come around.
"Magic, maybe."
"I guess we'll see in a few days." Morgan said, watching as Reid ran around to get to the top of the slide. "I'm just glad he's having fun now. Do you think we will be able to convince him to go on the swings?"
"After the speech on slide related accidients? I'm not sure I want to."
"Maybe we could convice him to play with the other kids?"
"And hear the speil about bullying and the cruelity of small children?"
"It's worth a shot."
"Derek, it took us half an hour to get him to play on the play set and he only likes the slide."
"You know me, to hard headed to give up." Morgan grinned as Spencer slid down the slide.
"Daddy, Daddy, can I go again?" Spencer grinned at Morgan, playing the role of adopted five yearold very well. Granted, he was having a surpising amount of fun.
"Actually I was thinking you could do play with those kids in the sandbox so Mommy and me could sit down." Morgan said, pionting at the sandbox in question.
"But Morga- Daddy, I don't want to!" Spencer pouted at him.
"It wasn't a suggestion, young man." Morgan said, putting on his serious face. Reid countered with a look that said 'I will get you for this later' before trotting away.
"He even looks cute when he glowers." Savannah lauughed as she and Morgan sat down.
"Yeah, that was what we like to call the 'kitten glower.'"
"I wonder why you call it that." Savannah snorted sarcasticly and Morgan grinned with her a shrug before looking to the sandbox. They watched as Reid hestitantly walked over and sat in the sandbox by another child, a little girl who was about seven. He shyly poked her shoulder and she turned around. He seemed to ask a question and she smiled and nodded before handing him a few of her sand toys. She lent over and kissed his cheek before sayimg something that made Reid's face go red.
"Oh, look at him! Little lady killer, he is." Morgan laughed as they watched Reid fill the small bucket of sand while trying to not look at the girl.
"Is he like that with all women?" Savannah laughed as the scene continued on.
"Nah, he has game when he wants to... He just..."
"Doesn't?"
"Yeah, plus, he had something really... unfortunate happen to him. His girlfriend was murdered, right infront of him."
"Oh my gosh... Poor guy." She looked to Reid, who was blushing as the young girl put a stick on the sandcastle he made and seemed to declare something.
"He looks like he is going to spontaniously combust." Morgan snickered, pionting at the child.
"Should we go save him?"
"And ruin the show?"
"Your a cruel man." Savannah joked, giving him a kiss.
"It's whats best for him. He needs to be a little social."
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Spencer quickly lept from the sandbox as the young girl, Julia, was distracted by her mother. That girl was crackers. She had promtly declared that he was cute and that he was her boyfriend. Like hell he was. He ran over the Savannah and Morgan, who were both quite amused.
"Having fun, Romeo?" Morgan asked with a slight smirk.
"That girl is... is bonkers!" Spencer said, looking up the couple.
"No, she what, seven? Girls get like that at that age."
"Especially around cuties like you." Savannah poked his nose.
"I hate you both."
"Now, now, Reid, stay in character now. Thats no way to talk to your father." Morgan gave him a mock serious face.
"This is why played chess in the park when I was young." Spencer scowled.
"Where's the fun in that?" Morgan grinned. "Come on, just a little bit longer in the park, then you and me can rent a movie and go home."
"Fine..." Spencer grumbled. "Tomorrow, we do what I want."
"Fine, fine." Morgan nodded. "Want to go on the swings? I'll push you."
"Okay."
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"Movie time!" Morgan grinned, holding the movie How to be a Serial Killer up. "Now normally I wouldn't let a kid your age watch this but... I figure your adult mind would find childrens movies dull."
"A comedy?" Spencer quirked a brow.
"A dark comedy. Come on you've seen it, right?"
"No... I haven't. In all honesty I prefer older-"
"Yeah... I figured that. Well it's pretty ridculious, really. Funny thing is, one of characters, Burt, looks like you." Morgan quirked a brow at the film then at Spencer.
"Yeah right." Spencer said sarcasticly. "There are nearly 6.4 billion people on the planet and though there is a chance someone has some features similar to another, the chances of someone else looking like another outside of twins or other such multiple-"
"Thats my genius." Morgan ruffled his hair and put the DVD in. "I'm going to go get a few things while the preveiws roll." He said before strolling off. After a few minutes he returned with a large bowl of popcorn and a two cokes.
"Really, Morgan?"
"Hey it's not a movie night without soft drinks and popcorn." Morgan grinned, handing Spencer one of coked before sitting down with his own.
"I suppose your right."
"Would it kill you to talk like a kid?"
"Figuratively? Yes, it would."
"Kill joy." Morgan said before starting the movie up. The two sat there, sipping on their drinks and munching on popcorn. The movie was fine, no masterpiece but they found it entertaining for the most part. They laughed at the ridiculiousness of some of conversations. They watched in relative silence intill...
"Nice one!" Morgan snickered when Spencer accidently belched. "Up top!" Morgan held up hand to gesture him to give him five.
"Mature." Spencer huffed through his blush. He sorta couldn't believe he did that.
"Lighten up, man, it just a body function." Morgan snorted before placing a hand on his own chest and burping.
"Awh, Morgan, gross!"
"You did it!"
"Accidiently!" Spencer huffed and picked up a throw pillow. "That was clearly deliberate!" He blushed and hurtled the pillow at Morgan.
"Hey!" Morgan caught the pillow and glared. "It's on now, little man."
Morgan lundged foreward slightly and wacked Spencer with the pillow. Spencer sprang foreward, forgetting the movie altogether, tackling Morgans middle in a midst of burst of adreniline. Curse this five yearold body! The two playfully rough housed. Morgan went easy on Reid, much in the way a big brother or father would when wrestling with a younger sibling or son. Morgan had Reid in a loose hold when the young boy yawned.
"Awh, looks like it's someone's bedtime." Morgan grinned at the de-aged genius.
"Come on, Morgan, I'm fine." Spencer rubbed his eyes with another yawn.
"I'm not buying it." Morgan said, standing up and putting Spencer over his shoulder and carrying him off to get ready for bed.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO POST! School ended and summer break started and I'm trying to regulate my schuedule but... sigh, yeah. Plus, I wasn't very motivated I guess. I ended up working on another Spencer fic and I guess now that the rush of reviews and what not is over, I just got discouraged. But no fear! I will try harder in the future I promise!