"Our next guest tonight," the host said, "Is the ultimate gun dude of Super Smash Brothers, Snake!"
"Thank you!" Snake said to the audience as he came out and sat down.
"Any reason I was back there for a bit?" Snake asked.
"Well, I'm back in school now, so I won't be able to update as often," the host said, "But let's talk about your love life!"
"Okay," Snake said.
"First off," The host said, "You and Samus?"
"I can only dream, like every other smasher, except Marth and maybe Captain Falcon," Snake said.
"True," the host said.
"Hey!" Snake said, "I thought you didn't like MarthxSamus!"
"I didn't," The host said, "But now I do! Anyways, I don't think you two would be good together."
"Why not?" Snake asked.
"You're too old for her, no offense," The host explained.
"How?" Snake asked.
"She's like 24 and you're 44," The host said, "There's a 20 year difference there!"
"What if she's like 38 but just looks 24," Snake suggested, "Like that lady in 'The Terminal'?"
"Well," The host said, "In that case, I guess it would be okay.
"Besides," Snake said, "I'm only 41!"
"Okay, fine," The host asked, "But I don't think Samus is 38 to begin with."
"Actually," Snake said, "She is."
"Wow!" The host said, "She is like that woman from The Terminal!"
"At least I wasn't humiliated," Snake said. Suddenly, irony hit him right in the face and his pants fell down, revealing his underwear. Snake pulled them back up and ran off, embarrassed.
"Well," The host said, "Sometimes life can humiliate people for you."
Oh, I forgot to tell you which side the Host was within the Dedede and Metaknight vs. Kirby and Jigglypuff battle. He was with Dedede and Metaknight and Jigglypuff and Kirby were fired. Dedede and Metaknight took their places. See ya next time!
Sorry it took a while to upload, I had forgotten to upload this chapter after I was finished but just realized I didn't right before I uploaded. Sorry…