"Well," the host said as he came out on stage, "I'm back!"
"FINALLY!" One of the audience members said, "You spend a MONTH AND THIRTEEN days in the bathroom! Do you have diarrhea or something?"
"No," the host said, "It's a long explanation. It is written at the bottom of this chapter, so you can read it when you're done. For now, let's just sit back and welcome our final guest for the week, Olimar!"
Olimar came out and sat down.
"I thought you had forgotten about me," Olimar said.
"Well, let's get started," the host said, "First off, where would you go…"
"I want to ask YOU a few questions!" Olimar said.
"That's not really how it's supposed to go," the host said.
"So?" Olimar asked.
"Well, what the heck? Shoot."
"First off, who are you voting for, McCain of Obama?"
"WHOA!! Hold on there!" The host yelled, "This is NO place for politics! Go watch MSNBC if that's your only concern. Besides, I can't vote until the next election."
"I'll tell you who I'M voting for!"
"Fine. I hope Obama wins,"
Suddenly, an army of Steven Colbert fans barged through the doors.
"Get him!" Olimar ordered as they charged forth.
However, before they could get the host, an army of Keith Oberman, Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow fans, led by Kent Jones, came from the other doors and guarded the host.
"Hold on!" the host said, stopping it before it got out of control, "This is no place for politics! Take it outside!"
They went outside and then began to fight.
"Anyways…" the host said, getting back to Olimar, but he realized he was gone. What was left was a puddle of bad smelling liquid.
"That had better not be what I think it is!" the host said as Earl came in.
"Earl," the host said, "Find Olimar and show him he needs to pay to replace this chair… one way or the other. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want him alive… no stomping on him!"
Earl grunted and barged out to find Olimar.
So, like I said, here's the explanation. I thought I had written it both in the last chapter and on my profile, but for some reason it didn't save in either one.
Lucas and I moved from Georgia to California, so we had not internet connection for over a week. Plus, we each got separate rooms after spending about 11 and half years of sharing a room. Lucas got the computer, which limits my access to it.
Also, I've had school which is a common updating problem among writers. But, my school is pretty bawling, so that's cool. Anyway, to my up for my absence, I've done two things along with updating. I've named all the chapters so you can reread all your favorites without having to go through one by one or remembering which are which. I've also added a survey on my profile so you can tell more what I'm like in case you're interested. It should be up by the time you read this. And, in case you couldn't guess, Olimar peed his pants so much it leaked through and got on my chair. So, I've said it before and I'll say it again, see ya later!