Spencer's eye's fluttered open to the smell of eggs and... some sort of meat being cooked. He groaned and rubbed at his little eyes before grabbing his glasses. Garcia had left him on couch last night. Wonderful. He didn't feel like getting up but his stomach was empty and was crying out for substance.

"Hey, look who's awake." He heard Morgan's vioce sound, he can hear the smirk.

"My stomach is, at least." Spencer snorted and his tiny tummy let out a low rumble again.

"I'll say." Morgan snickered and Spencer saw him stroll over. "I made eggs and bacon, come on." He patted Spencer's back and child groaned sat up before dragging himself over to the table and sitting his head down on the table. "Long night?" He heard Morgan ask and he heard the sound of a plate being sat down.

"Hahaha, very funny, Morgan." Reid grumbled, not lifting his head.

"Well you better eat and get really awake really fast because Garcia is going to be here in half an hour to cut youur hair before we all go to the zoo."

"Zoo?" Spencer perked up and suddenly felt himself become more alert. He finally lifted his head off the table.

"Yeah, I was planning on taking you from the begining of things, JJ called yesterday and said that her and Will are tagging along and are bringing Henry with them"

"Awh, man seriously!?" Spencer grinned happily up at Morgan.

"Mhmmm. What would you do if I said we are going to to the Smithsonian National Zoo?"

"The Smithsonian National Zoo?" Spencer gapped. "Morgan they have about 2,000 animals from 400 different species! I mean their collection of endanger species is-"

"I know, kid, so you better be ready to go because a little trip like this ain't cheap because you know we have to eat and we'll all want something from the gift shop."

"Thank for this, Morgan, I'm sure Henry will love it going with us."

"Mhm, Henry."

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"Is it time to go yet?" Spencer asked eagerly as Garcia finished cuting his hair.

"Not yet." Morgan groaned, that was fifth time Spencer had asked.

"There you go, darling! You look amazingtastic!" Garcia squealed.

"Thanks, Garcia." Spencer said, running a hand through his hair.

"Your welcome my dove!" Garcia cooed before looking to Morgan. "I hope you don't mind, but I'm tagging along on this little trip of yours."

"Just try not to take to many pictures, Baby Girl." Morgan smirked.

"That is a promise that I can not keep."

"This should be fun." Morgan rolled his eyes.

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"Come on, Mom, please let me ride with Uncle Spence, Uncle Morgan, and Auntie Garcia?" Henry begged at his mother with big eyes before pointing at the group in question.

"Henry, I don't know, sweetie..." JJ looked at Will just shrugged at her.

"It's not a problem, JJ, I don't mind hauling another around." Morgan smiled and Henry grinned.

"See, See! Uncle Morgan don't mind! Please, Mommy, Pleeaaassseee." Henry made big puppy eye's and JJ's resolve broke completely and she caved.

"Okay, little man, you can-"

"YAY!" Henry screeched, grabbing his little backpack and running over to Spencer. "Uncle Spence, Uncle Spence! I get to ride with you!"

"Awesome!" Spencer smiled and the two high fived and scrambled into Morgan's truck.

"Have fun with the kiddos in the car, Morgan." Will said with a smile before getting into his car, JJ close behind him. Morgan rolled his eyes and got into his truck and Garcia got in next to him with a declaration of 'SHOTGUN.' He quickly started the car and off they go.

"This going to be so much fun." Henry grinned at Spencer.

"It is! Their collection of animals is awesome."

"I heard from a friend that they have gaint pandas!" Henry said, putting his backpack on his lap.

"They do! They also have lions and tigers, as well as many endangered species."

"Endangered?"

"Yeah, that means there are not many of them left in the wild."

"Because they died? Like my nieghbor's cat died a few weeks ago? I don't think Mom wanted me to know that. She told me he went to a farm. I mean was hit by a car, so why wouldn't he be dead?" Henry rambled on. "I don't think Mom knows I know, so I just pretend that I don't know. Don't tell I told you!"

"I, uh, I won't." Spencer said, trying not to laugh. "But yeah, lots of them are endagered because they die and because they have problems bree- um, having babies."

"Oh." Henry nodded. "Do you think we will yes some those dangered species?"

"Endangered species, and yeah I'm sure we will."

"Awesome! I bet you has got a bunch a facts about dem animals!"

"Indeed I do, but I'll save them for later. If I start now, I think Uncle Morgan will blow a gasket." This prompted giggles from Garcia and Henry. The ride waas slight for a few more minute, about ten, but then...

"Uncle Morgan are we there yet?"

"No, Henry."

More time passes...

"Hey, Morgan, we almost there, Morgan?"

"Reid, we just left the house."

"Morgan-"

"Reid, don't."

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"FIFTY-ONE BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL, FIFTY-ONE BOTTLES OF MILLLKKK! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND! FIFTY BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL!"

Twenty minutes.

They had been doing this, for twenty minutes.

It started off with Henry murmuring to himself, then Garcia jioned in. Then Reid. And now they were all belting out it at the tops of their lungs and it was making Morgan homicidal. He wanted to wring their necks. It was one thing to sing the repeative, and very annoying, song, but they were shouting it. Loud. He gripped the stiring wheel as heard as he could and desperately pulled into the parking lot, causing the group to shift drasticly. He found a parking spot and jerked into it.

"WE'RE HERE!"

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"So where do y'all want head first?" Will asked the two child that were trotting along as the group entered the zoo.

"I want to see the lions and the tigers!" Henry grinned.

"I do to, but maybe it should wait. I read that there is a delightful eatery, The Mane Grill, over by tiger/lion hill. Maybe we should wait intill lunch. We can eat, then go see the tigers and lions." Spencer said and everyone seemed to agree. "But if your set on seeing a big cat, we could go to the Asian Trail. It features two species of cat. The Fishing Cat and the Clouded Leopard."

"Okay!" Henry grinned and the grouped sallied forward.

"I can't wait intill lunch." Spencer smiled. "I read that there is two Siberian Tiger cubs here, not even a year old. There is also four lion cubs but they aren't on display yet."

"Seriously? Cool." Henry smiled.

"Baby tigers and lions? Awwwhhhh!" Garcia squealed slightly. It was a lengthy walk, but soon enough they got there.

"Okay, there it is!" Pionted Morgan.

"We can go those Fisherman Cats first, come on." Henry grabbed a hold of Spencer's hand a scittered forward.

"Fishing Cats, Henry."

"Spencer look!" Henry grinned pionting at the over grown cat, who was perched up napping on an overhanging branch.

"Henry, look at that one over there." Spencer pionted the other cat, who was pawing at the water. "Thats how the fishing cat fishs, it paws at the water to attract fish."

"Really, cool."

"Yeah, look." Spencer pionted at the cat again nd saw a flash out of the corner of his his eye and heard a small squeal and rolled his eyes. "You want to see the Sloth Bears?" Spencer asked and Henry nodded. They trotted over to the Sloth Bear habitat. One of the Sloth Bears happened to be up by the glass. JJ went over by the two chatting children and then the three went around looking for the other one. After awhile they moved on the Clouded Leopards.

"Hey look, Uncle Spence, a balancing branch." Henry said, pionting to the branch built into the decking of the observation deck. There was a child making their way cross it, arms sprawled to the side. "Hey, Mom, can we do that?"

"Sure, sweetie." JJ grined and the group followed as Henry grabbed Spencer and started to drag him over.

"Henry, I don't-"

"Don't be a wuss, Uncle Spence." Henry said, walking the branching and waiting for the child to finish crossing before getting on and crossing himself. Garcia took about three photos. "Come on, Uncle Spence, do it! Do it!"

"Fine..." Spence grumbled, getting on the log and starting to make his way across. It wasn't long before he was sprawled out on the floor. "Ow." He grumbled and he saw a flash and heard laughter.

"Uncle Spence, are you okay?" Henry leaned over his godfather with a giggle.

"I'm fine." Spencer grumbled, getting up.

The team moved on, went and saw Asian Small-Clawed Otters, Red Pandas, and the Japenese Gaint Salamander. Henry marveled at the animals, especially the Salamander, saying it was 'wickly gross' and 'as big as his mommy.' After a bit of a wait, they went and saw the Gaint Pandas, Spence listed off facts about the pandas, which was intriging at first, but quickly became annoying. After a few minutes the group decided to drop by the Bird House before heading to lunch.

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"Hey look, Henry, a White Stork." JJ pionted at the said bird.

"Wooooo, the bird that brings babies?" Henry looked at JJ with wonderment in his little orbs.

"Exactly, the bird that brings babies to mommies and and daddies." JJ nodded and Henry trotted over the large bird.

"That myth never made much sense to me." Spence said with perch lips. "I doubt that bird can carry a child. Just look at it's neck. It's so thin, how anyone can believe that that bird could carry a six to eight pound child without snapping it's neck?"

"Spence, shush, Henry might hear you and we're not ready for the where do babies come from talk with Henry, he's five." JJ shook her head and Will nodded. "Plus, you got admit, it's a cute little story."

"Yes, I suppose it is but still-"

"Spence, stop, seriously."

"Let it go, kid, let it gooo." Morgan patted the top of his head and Spencer pouted and went over to join Henry.

(AN: Random bird scene is for the birds :P In my research I saw that they had White Storks in my research and... well, I had to do it! I was always sceptical of the Stork story. There is no way that bird can carry a human child, let alone the offspring of anything larger then that XD)

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"I can't wait to see the lions!" Henry grinned, eating a fry and looking at Spencer.

"I'm personally more excited for the Sumatran Tigers. The two tiger cubs are about nine months old and are likely to be out." Spencer said through a full mouth before swallowing. "Though the weather is nice today, so the two older lion cubs might be out."

"There are baby lions to?" Garcia squealed, her eyes twinkling.

"Yes, acording to the article I read they have six. The younger four cubs won't be ready to roam around with their mother in the yard till next month." Spencer nodded.

"Awwhhhh." Garcia and JJ whined.

"What is it with women and baby animals?" Morgan questioned, biting into his burger.

"They are cute!" Garcia said in her defense.

"Yeah, Morgan, you gotta admit they are adorable." JJ nodded and shot him a look.

"People find baby animals cute for the same reason we find human babies cute. Their small size and oversized head and eyes trigger a hormonal response-"

"Spence, don't science us, it's because they are cute."

"Essential, that IS true..."

"See, Spence agrees, so we must be right." JJ nodded at Morgan and Will laughed.

"There is not use arguing with you is there?"

"Nope!" Garcia aand JJ said in sinc.

They contined eating and chatting idlely before it happened. It has an acciedent, really! Henry hadn't MEANT to pop his ketchup packet... all over his godfather's face. Even though there was ketchup on his face, you could tell he was getting mad. And that meant that child temper would flare and explode like an H-bomb.

"You did that on purpose!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"You did!"

That was when the fries started flying.

"BOYS." JJ said sternly and the pair of troublesome tots stopped and looked at her.

"Sorry, JJ."

"Sorry, Mom."

"Come on, I'm going to clean you up." JJ grabbed the boys and dragged them off towards nearest ladies room.

"JJ, thats the ladies room! I can't go into the ladies room!" Spencer squirmed but JJ rolled her eyes at him and groaned before pulling them into the small bathroom.

"I have to get you clean, so just hold still." She said, trying to wipe the ketchup from Spencer's face.

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"They were so cute!" Garcia squealed, flipping the pictures she took of the two little lion cubs.

"They were." Spencer smiled and they walked along.

"Uncle Spence, look!" Henry squealed, pionting to a bronze T-rex skull before rushing over, the group close behind him.

"It's a T-rex skull cast from bronze." Spencer nodded.

"It's HUGE!" Henry squealed, putting a hand on it's nose.

"Yeaahhh, the great T-rex." Derek grinned. "Largest land predator ever."

"Thats not true!" Spencer said with a snort. "Spinosaurus was the largest carniverious dinosaur."

"What, that big dino from Jurrastic park?" Will quirked a brow.

"Yes, Spinosaurus was featured in the third of the Jurrastic Park movies." Spencer nodded enthusiasticly. "It's actually a very interesting dinos-"

"Okay, okay, Pretty Boy, we get it. T-rex was second biggest."

"Aaaactually-"

"Spence, drop it."

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Over all they had a great time at the zoo, they went to all the habitats, saw some baby animals, and had a alot of laughs. There were some issues, of course. It took alot to keep Spencer away from the educational activities, they didn't want to bore poor Henry to death! And Henry had a little fit because some of the fish in the Amazonian exibit frightened him, not that Spencer blamed him, that Arapaima was CREEPY. Spencer and Henry had a bunch of fun, Henry even gave Spencer a juice box from his backpack. Spencer hadn't been this happy in awhile.

Before they left they stopped at the gift shop. Spencer and Henry each got stuffed animal and Garcia got herself a moodring. After another twenty-five minute drive from hell, with Spencer and Henry playing several car games and playing loudly with their new fake animal friends, they finally arrived home.

"Thanks for takin' us to the zoo, Uncle Morgan!" Henry grinned at the older man.

"No problem, little man." He ruffled his hair.

"Today was great, Morgan," Will said, taking his son's hand, "thanks for inviting us. We should do something like this once Spencer there gets back to normal."

"Totally." Morgan smiled and nodded. They finished the good byes and then the others all left, leaving Morgan alone with Spencer. "You have fun today?" He asked as they went back into the house.

"Yeah, we should do something like that tomorrow, I can go to a library when I'm a grown up." Spencer grinned and shut the door behind him.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

New chapter, yaaayyyy~

I would like to thank all the reviewers, it definetly raised my spirits a little bit, so thanks, I really need some spirit raising. I have sick relatives and well... yeah, reviews make me happy and make me want to write and writing makes me happy :3

I had to do a A TOOONNNN of rescearch for this chapter so I hope you like it! :D It's not very funny persay as it is... cute? I dunno. Whatever XD