Chapter Two: Team Seven!

Minato wore his headband proudly, he was overjoyed that all his classmates passed the exam, "Now the teams will be revealed!" Minato was brought out his thoughts, "I bet we would get awesome teachers cause were in the middle of the 3rd great ninja war." Fugaku whispered, "Team one…" Started the teacher, Minato wasn't paying attention, he was too anxious of which team he would get, "Team Seven – Minato Namikaze, Mikito Uchiha and…" So far so good Minato thought, "Fugaku Uchiha!" HELL YEAH! Minato mentally shouted. "Uh, what about me?" Said Kushina, the teacher flipped through pages, "It appears you are not in any team – Would you like to pick one to be in?" The teacher was extremely dumbfounded of the fact that two dead-lasts of the passing exam were able to get the exact same score in the exam despite their distant in the classroom. Kushina looked around only to find glares being shot at her indicating "Don't join this team or your dead meat" She found team seven, A weak innocent boy and two Uchiha's that would make a great couple. "Team Seven" She decided. "Your teacher will be Sannin Jiraiya!" All the kids froze; the great toad sage would be teaching them?

Team Seven sat for hours, "WHERE THE HELL IS OUR SENSEI DATTEBAYO" Kushina yelled, everyone else just sat there wondering the same thing. Kushina stood up and got the board rubber, "Kushina-san what are you doing?" Minato questioned, "His fault for being so late" Kushina replied, She ran back over to her position hearing footsteps. Raizek's and Fugaku's eyes beamed at the prank wondering if that silly trick would actually work on mother fucking Jiraiya.

The door opened slightly while Minato was already stood up ready to greet their new teacher, a man was a tall man with waist-length, spiky white hair tied back into a pony tail, with two shoulder-length bangs that framed both sides of his face. He also had red lines that ran down from his eyes and wore a horned forehead protector with the kanji for 'Oil'. He also had a noticeable wart on the left side of his nose. Jiraiya wore a green short shirt kimono and matching pants; under which he wore mesh armour that showed out of the sleeves and legs of his outfit. His outfit was completed with hand guards, a simple black belt, traditional Japanese geta (wooden sandals), a red haori with two simple yellow circles on each side, and a scroll on his back. (Stolen from wiki ._.)

The board rubber fell and landed perfectly on his head, "HAHAHAHAHAHA" Kushina laughed, Jiraiya didn't take notice of it, "WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU" Fugaku shouted, Minato didn't like how they were treating a great ninja like him, "Out doing some research" Jiraiya giggled, they were all confused except Kushina who called out, "YOU PERVERT" Everyone's brain clicked, they understood and all looked towards Jiraiya.

Everyone was on the academy rooftop, Jiraiya examined them slowly, "Why are there four of you brats?" Jiraiya said, "Special circumstances" Raizek said acting cool, Jiraiya looked at Kushina. His eyes widened seeing the red hair – An Uzumaki!

"Uh… Lets start with introductions, ! I'M THE HERMIT OF MOUNTMYOBOKU, THE WISE AND IMMORTAL SPIRIT – THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS I THE TOAD MOUNT OF SAGE!"

Everyone sweatdropped wondering what shit he had been drinking, "I am also thinking about making another one to do with women but I haven't thought of it yet, you guys have to say things you like , things you dislike ,hobbies, dreams for the future, that kind of stuff."

"You first blondie," Jiraiya pointed, "I am Minato Namikaze, I like reading books, I dislike people being made fun of, my hobby is practising fuinjutsu and my dream for the future is to be hokage, That's kinda wimpy to aim of hokage Mikito thought "You next, Uzu-red haired one" Jiraiya said, "My name is Kushina Uzumaki ya know, I love ramen, I hate my red hair," Minato frowned, he liked the red hair – Kushina carried on, "My hobby's is pulling pranks on idiots and my future dream is that i'm gonna be the first female hokage ya know!" No one dared to think of the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero a wimp like Minato! Well, at least not since the incident. Unusual for an Uzumaki Jiraiya thought, "What about you Uchiha," Jiraiya said, "I am Fugaku Uchiha, I like seeing new jutsu's, I dislike bloodshed, my dream for the future is to make the best sharingan technique that no one ever thought of, oh and my hobby is to hang out with Minato! That's pretty ironic to dislike bloodshed since ninja's are all about killing Jiraiya thought, "I guess am next so - I am Mikoto Uchiha, I like dango, I dislike Hyuuga's, my hobby is fighting and my dream for the future is to be with a certain somebody" Mikito said while blushed. (which everyone minus Fugaku took notice of)

"Interesting team, meet me at training ground three tomorrow at seven and *stern look* do not eat anything or you will puke."