"Our next guest tonight," the host said, "Is my last favorite character, Captain Falcon!"
Falcon walked out on stage and sat down.
"So, Falcon," the host said, "You're my last favorite character, but…"
"I once farted and killed a moose!" Falcon bursted out.
"Wow," the host said, "You just saved me an interview trying to figure out a way to humiliate you."
"I just had to get that off my shoulders!" Falcon said.
"Now what?" the host asked.
"You know what I realized?" Falcon asked, "You were going to interview Ness and Lucas, but they're on your staff."
"Not anymore," the host said, "I fired them for… well, I tell you their reasons when I get to them."
"Okay," Falcon said as he got up.
"Hey! Where are you going?" the host demanded.
"I'm leaving!" Falcon said.
"Why? Did I say you could leave?" The host asked.
"Well, no but the interview's over,"
"So? Wait for my permission!"
"I just thought…"
"Don't think!"
"Fine! Can I go?"
"Yes,"
"Thank you!" Falcon said as he stomped off.
For the person that sent the banana full of ants, Earl thanks you (he loves eating ants). See ya next time. Also, I dare you to guess who the last person interviewed will be. I'll give you a hint: It's not a smasher (because they're all used up) and probably the last person you'd suspect.