"Our next guest," the host said, "Is the boy who almost blew up my studio, Ness!"
"I did not almost blow up your studio!" Ness insisted as he came out and sat down.
"You nearly ate a cherry bomb!" The host said, "That probably would've blown at least half of my studio!"
"It looked like a cherry!" Ness said.
"That's why they call it a 'Cherry Bomb'! But you should even then be able to tell the difference!"
"He almost ate a bomb?" One audience member asked.
"He would have if I hadn't taken it away from him at the last second!" the host said.
"I said I was sorry!" Ness said.
"Well sorry don't cut it!" the host said, "If you weren't already fired, I'd fire you!"
"Come on! I've got three kids!" The buzzer did not go off.
"What?!?!" the host exclaimed surprise.
"Um… You heard nothing!" the buzzer went off.
"Okay… Let's pretend you didn't say that,"
"Yeah,"
"So… What color is your underwear?"
"Why...?"
"Just answer the question!"
"Not pink…" the buzzer went off.
"Okay… I keep feeling more awkward by the question!"
"Is there anything I can say that won't make you feel more awkward?" Ness asked.
"Probably not," the host replied.
"Maybe I should leave…"
"Hold it! Anyone was fired and comes on this show must face… Earl!"
"Oh no….." Ness said as Earl came in. Ness turned and ran, screaming at the top of his lungs.