Morgan woke up with a stretch and a yawn, cracking his back in the process. He grunted and got up, stretching his arms out before walking out into the kitchen. When he walked out he saw that the floor was littered with banana peels and whoopee coushins. He rolled his eyes.
"Thats all you got, Reid?" He scoffed and started walk into the kitchen completely. What he hadn't seen was the trip wire, which caused him trip and fly forward to the ground with an orcastra of 'pffftttt' nioses. He tried to get up but it was becoming a task because of the bannana peels, he would start to get up but a hand, foot, or knee would meet a banana peel and then Derek would become reaquantied with the floor. Okay, now he was annoyed. The kid had gotten him.
Eventually, he managed to get up and get over to the counter. Derek started the coffee, there was still some water (Or so he thinks, mwhahaha) at the bottom of the pot from when he washed it, but whatever. He opened the cabinet and grabbed the nearest coffee mug. Man, he needed some coffee. He kicked away the defleated whoopee coushins and pumbled banana peels, still gripping his coffee cup tight.
He went over to check on the coffee when he noticed that it was... bubbling? What the hell? He went over and pulled the coffee pot from the heat before peering into it...
SPLOOOOOSSHHHHHHHHH!
"DAMNIT!" He howled, trying to rub the hot coffee off his face, it was then that he realized that the coffee cup was glued to his hand. He grappled to turn on the water, so he could clean himself up, but the faucet sprayed him, soaking him twice over.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Reid's vioce sounded and Morgan spun around and saw Spencer standing there, smirking. With over a dozen fizzing film cannisters. Morgans eyes went wide and suddenly he was caught in a hail of flying film cannisters.
"OUCH, damnit, Reid, how long did you spend on this?" Morgan groaned, desperately grappling for the drawer he kept the dish rags in.
"I wouldn't do that..." Spencer sing-songed but it was too late, the drawer was opened and the booby trap was sent off, covering Morgan in flour. Morgan saw red.
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Garcia yawned as she made her way over to the door. Someone was pounding on it. Did they know it was morning? She opened the door to an interesting sight.
There stood Derek Morgan, clad in his pajamas, soaked in water and what she percieved as coffee, he was covered in flour, some of which had mixed with the water to make a batter like substance. There also appeared to be the remains of a coffee mug handle glued to his hand. He shoved a suitcase and a giggling Reid into her apartment.
"Take him." He grunted, storming away. Garcia looked down to the giggly Reid.
"What the hell did you do to him?"
"I simply set up a few... traps. A trip wire, sending him into whoopee coushins and banana peels. A little chemical mixure to make his coffee explode, a sabataged faucet, a little physics magic, and a booby trapped drawer." Spencer shrugged innocently.
"Oh you are evil!" Garcia grinned, closing the door.
"I also rapped all the toliet seats in celophan rap, but I don't think he knows about that one yet." Spencer grinned.
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"Okay, your with me, Baby-Boo." She said, strolling into her cave. "You know the rules of the cave."
"I do." Spencer nodded. "You going to take time off tomorrow?"
"I have a week scheuduled starting tomorrrow, little genius!" Garcia smirked. "I was supposed to get you tomorrow but SOMEONE pissed off their keeper!"
"Hey, I'm competive! I don't like to lose." Spencer grinned, sitting down.
"Clearly." Garcia chuckled, sitting down before turning her 'babies' on.
"Hey, do either of you know why Morgan came in here, mumbling under his breath, reeking of coffee?" Rossi asked, poking his head into the room.
Reid burst into laughter.
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"Gin!" Spencer grinned, laying his cards down triuphantly, looking up at JJ.
"Why do I even try to play with you anymore?" JJ laughed, laying her cards down.
"Because you get bored easily and you like the challenge." Spencer said, reshuffling the deck.
"You look so wierd, shuffling the deck like that." JJ snickered, shaking her head. "You do realize how wierd it is, me sitting here with you, a twelve yearold, and getting my ass kicked at cards."
"What's so strange about that? I was banned from my first casino when I was fourteen." Spencer tilted his head her.
"Never mind, I forgot who I was talking to." JJ rolled her eyes.
"Ow..." Spencer murmured, rubbing his jaw.
"What's wrong, Spence?" JJ asked, concern melting into her features
"Ugh, I forgot, my twelve year old molars, OW!" Spencer gritted his teeth before spitting out some blood into his empty cup.
"Woah." JJ looked at the blood with wide eyes.
"It's fine, the molars are just ripping into my gums at a fast pace it-" Spencer stopped with a grunt and spit out more blood. "It makes them bleed."
"Here, lets get you back to Garcia's cave and I'll get you some ice cubes to chew on." JJ stood up, guidng Spence up with her.
"That would be awesome, thanks." Spencer smiled before wincing and rubbing his jaw.
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"How are you feeling, little genius?" Garcia cooed worriedly as they rentered her apartment.
"Garcia, my molars finished growing in an hour ago. Stop asking that." Spencer rolled his eyes but a smile played at his lips.
"I worry about you, let me worry!"
"I know, I know." Spencer chuckled and sat on the couch, which was already made up for him to sleep on. Colorful blanket and pillows strew onto the couch as a make shift bed.
"We are going to have fun, kid." Garcia grinned and Spencer shook head with a laugh.
"Some how, I don't doubt that." Spencer smiled at her.
"Welp, get to bed, baby genius! You got a big day ahead of you, I'm taking you out tomorrow."
"May I ask where you are taking me?" Spencer quirked a brow at her.
"NOPE."
AUTHORS NOTE:
Sorry if my update is too fast, I got excited, plus I got on a roll with my writing and... yeah! Now I think I'm going to hop off the roll so I don't spam my followers or otherwise frighten people with rapid fire updates XD
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