"Our next guest tonight," the host said, "Is the super-fast blue hedgehog, Sonic!"

The Nintendo fan boys booed as he came out, but the non-Nintendo fan boys (including Sega fan boys) shut them up.

"So, Sonic," the host said, "You were the only person to appear both in this fic and the one that inspired it."

"Sweet," Sonic said.

"So," the host continued, "Why won't anyone review my Sonic fanfics?"

"I don't know," Sonic said, slightly confused.

"I guess people who review my Nintendo fanfics don't think much of you," the host said.

"That's not true!" Sonic said, "Lots of people love me!"

"Would that include the legion of Nintendo fan boys right outside this building with torches, pitch forks, basically the whole nine yards (including a puppet you on a skewer burning) all the while screaming at the top of their lungs 'Kill Sonic! Kill Sonic!'?"

"……….What?" Sonic asked.

"Listen," the host said and sure enough, Sonic heard those words in the background.

"Wow…." Sonic said.

"Yeah," the host said.

"Boy, I really learned something today…"

"Don't do that to yourself," the host said.

"Do what?"

"Talking like that. Seriously, if you want to get your reputation back, you can't talk cheesy,"

"What?"

"What do you mean, 'What?'?"

"People really don't like my games?"

"Not since Sonic Heroes,"

"That explains why Sega has me under such a close watch and won't let me play any games beyond that point…"

"Probably does,"

"Man! If only there was some word to describe the moment where you have a sudden realization of great truth…"

"You mean an Epiphany?"

"A what?"

"That's the word to describe that kind of moment,"

"Oh, I guess. You know, you're not as bad as all the other smashers say,"

"That's because they don't realize their interviews were completely optional. If they declined, I offered them to be put on my staff. Dr. Mario declined both offers and was mad he wasn't in a fic that just got its 75th review."

I know that isn't much compared to a lot of other fics, but it's the highest number I've ever gotten and I'm happy about it.

"See ya!" Sonic said as he left.

Well, that's the last smasher interview. Next time it's the mysterious guest! Who will it be? Who knows....?

Anyway, see ya then! Also, one reviewer dared me to, once I'm done with the reviews, if I'd do something totally ridiculous. I already figured out how I'll do it, but Lucas wants to know if it's okay by the reviewers. So, go prove him wrong!