"I promised everyone a surprise guest for tonight," the host said, "And that guest is…. Drum roll, Pit………………………………………………………………….
ME!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"Well, one person already guessed it was me (dang it), and I'm doing it to show I mean no offense to anyone who likes the characters humiliated extra badly. But, naturally I can't contact an interview of me to humiliate me, so here to give me a taste of my own medicine, my brother Lucas!"
No one cheered as he came out. He was obviously younger than me, but he wished to remain ageless. He had long, shaggy brown hair.
"Who?"
"He helped write Ice in the Desert,"
"Oh, yeah," that guy said.
"Can I put someone on the List?" Lucas asked.
"No,"
"Dang it! Oh well, let's see….."
"I'm waiting," the host said.
"I got it!" Lucas said.
"What?" the host asked, "Are you going to ask about that one time I accidently went into your room instead of the bathroom?"
"No," Lucas said, "Not embarrassing enough. No, I've got something way better!"
"What?" the host asked, uninitimated.
"This!" Lucas pressed a button on the remote and a TV screen came down and something came on. Something horrifying, terrifying and would probably give you nightmares if you saw it…
Me dancing naked in front of the mirror! The cameras instantly went off and the screen popped up saying, "Viewer digression is advised." before it returned. Audience, unfortunately, had no such warning.
"How did you get that?!?!" The host demanded, "There wasn't even a camera in that bathroom!"
"I have my resources…" Lucas smiled.
"I need a breather…" the host said as he got up and walked away.
Yes, I actually did that ONE time when I wondered what something like that would look like. And Lucas isn't gay, if you're wondering.
Well, there you have it. Me being humiliated on my on fanfic. To that one guy that said this fic was going downhill, I hope this turns the tide. Anyway, no one has voted yes or no on that ridiculous idea yet which, in case I forgot to mention, will take 7 chapters. I will wait until someone votes for it before I will finish. If no, I will simply write an ending (which will only take on chapter), but not the ending. So if you want to see the ending, vote yes and stop wasting time!