"Well," the host said after coming back on and after Lucas left, "That's the end of Super Smash Brothers Humiliation!"

Every audience member booed at this.

"I know, it sucks, but we got over 80 reviews, and we should be proud of this show while it lasted. So, I guess this means…"

"Telegram!" Pichu said, coming out, carrying a video tape.

"This is a video!" the host corrected.

"Right," Pichu said, "It makes sense when you think about it; television, telegram."

The host shrugged at this and put the tape into the V.C.R and began to watch it.

Mario came on the screen

"Hello," he said, "We, the Chronically Rebellious Youth Banners Association of Beeping Yetis, or CRYBABY..."

"Where did Yetis come from?" the host asked.

I won't tell you how long it took me to come up with something like that which would fit.

"…are hereby declaring war on you!"

"That's right!" DK said, "And I'll get revenge on you for making me look stupid!"

"You are stupid!" Wolf said from somewhere off screen.

"I'm not!"

"Someone's stealing your bananas," Wolf said, emotionless.

"Not again!" DK gullibly believed and jumped out another window.

"Is there anything that guy won't believe?" Mario asked, rolling his eyes, "Anyway, we have Kupo with us and his/her Earl and we want the two to battle."

I'm not sure which sex Kupo is, so I put both.

"Bring it on!" The host said, "Earl can take anyone, anytime!"

"If you accept, bring Earl to the Smash Stadium at dawn tomorrow," Mario said, before saying, "On second thought, tomorrow's Saturday, so let's make it… 3:00. Afterwards, our members will gather any armed forces they have and meet you on the field of battle in the biggest smash battle in history on the biggest stage ever! You have then to assemble any allies willing to help you in this fight. Also, Earl will not be allowed because he'll never fit. Be there!"

"Hey!" Ganondorf yelled off screen, "He stole my candy bar!"

"I'm a psychic!" Mewtwo yelled off screen, "What would I want with your stupid candy bar?"

"That does it!" Ganondorf yelled as the camera turned towards them arguing, "You must die!"

Ganondorf charged with his sword and swung at the Pokémon. Mewtwo mealy raised his hand, picked him off the ground and telepathically threw him across the room.

"Ganondorf!" Marth yelled as he charged forth with Bowser and Captain Falcon from different directions. Mewtwo unleashed a wave of energy and knocked them all back.

"Come back here, you stupid robot!" Red yelled as he ran after Wall-E (or ROB as he claims to be called), who was carrying his Poke balls.

"I just want to dissect your animals!" Wall-E said.

"No way!"

"I'm telling you," Wolf said to Falco, "I don't want to duel!"

"Sure you do!" Falco said as he shot Wolf where the sun don't shine.

"THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!" Wolf yelled as he ran after Falco, who ran off, screaming at the top of his lungs.

"At least I didn't pee in the drinking fountain!" Ness yelled at Lucas, who was in an argument with him.

"At least I didn't almost eat a cherry bomb!" Lucas argued back.

"Look, can't we settle this like civilized people?" Olimar asked as he came in between the two.

"NO!" Ness and Lucas yelled as the two got in a fight, which Olimar joined after he got hit. But, he got beat up so hard in the next 5 seconds, he had enough bruises to make him look like burned toast.

"I am NOT a fancy boy!" Pit yelled at Link

"Then why do you wear a dress?" Link asked.

"I do NOT wear a dress!" Pit insisted.

"Than what is that?"

"It's a robe!"

"It looks like a dress!"

"It does not!"

"Tell me, do you skip around town, signing, 'I am a fancy boy who wears a girly dress!' over and over again all day long?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pit yelled as he leaped at Link and the two engaged in a sword fight.

"HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mario yelled as DK came back in.

Once he had everyone's attention, he asked, "Why is everyone so hyped up?"

"I got hit by Falcon/Bowser/Marth!" Everyone except DK, Marth, Bowser, Falcon, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo said. They each said who they specifically got hit by.

"Why did you three hit them?" Mario asked.

"Mewtwo threw us!" The three said.

"Why did you throw them?"

"They charged at me!"

"Why did you charge at him?"

"He threw Ganondorf!"

"Why did you throw Ganondorf?"

"He was being immature…"

"He stole my candy bar!" Ganondorf declared.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR FREAKIN' CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!"

"So that's what this is all about?" Mario asked, frustrated.

"Pretty much," Ganondorf shrugged as Wario walked in, finishing up a candy bar.

"What did I miss?" he asked.

"YOU!" Ganondorf pointed, "IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE MY CANDY BAR!!!!!"

"Oh," Wario said, "That was yours?"

"Duh! That's why it said, 'Property of Ganondorf Dragmire' on the wrapper!"

"I think a certain someone owes a certain someone else an apology!" Mewtwo declared.

"Fine! I'm sorry!" Wario yelled.

"Not you!" Mewtwo said, before pointing to Ganondorf, "Him!"

"First," Ganondorf said, cracking his knuckles, "I think you owe some people an apology yourself."

Mewtwo then noticed everyone giving him an evil glare.

"Well, if he hadn't accused me in the first place, I wouldn't have done what I did!"

"I say we beat them both up!" Falcon said as everyone except Mario engaged in a big brawl.

"YOU'RE DESTROYING MY STUIDO!!!!!" Mario yelled as he watched in horror.

Just then, Dr. Mario came in, just happening to be carrying a large hammer.

"Is this a video tape to the host?" Dr asked as Mario nodded.

"HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU!!!!!!" Dr yelled as he hit the tide of the camera with the hammer, sending it flying towards the wall.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was all that was heard before the camera collided with the wall and all went to static.

The host was amazed Dr. Mario didn't destroy the camera with the hammer hit alone and that the video survived the destructive impact.

"Well," the host said, "Looks like it's not over yet!"

The crowd applauded at this.

"Tomorrow, it's a battle of humor vs. drama!"

Well, that's the beginning of the end. Earl may finally meet his match and I have to get anyone willing to help me! But, CRYBABY's armies are a count of 7 and Ganondorf's is an army of every monster, mini-boss, and boss in Legend of Zelda history. Same with Bowser for the Mario series and Wolf for Star Fox. Red also has every Pokémon in existence for an army. Also, Marth has an army of his knights, Pit has an army of fancy boys from all over the place (Beware the wrath of fancy boys!) and Olimar has an army of Pikmin. Finally, I don't think some people got the point of the Sonic chapter. It wasn't that his games "suck" (though I disagree. Don't kill me!), but that he didn't know it.

Who do you think will win? Cast your vote! I've already decided who'll win, but I want to know what my reviewers think!