"Well," the host said in front of his war council, "We have until 3 p.m. tomorrow to assemble any allies we have. Now, Zelda, Peach, Fox, Dedede, Sonic and Snake, you all have armies, and Pit Fan has lend me his Pokémon, but they still have 1 more army than us, and 3 of those armies are considerably bigger than ours. And, to top it off, NessLucas5727 is their new captain. What do we do?"

"I think we've done about everything we can do," Roy said. Also there were Lucas, Luigi, Ike, Samus, Metaknight, Lucario, and Sonic. They weren't offended by their humiliations.

"I got it!" Ike said, "We send Samus, Zelda and Peach into battle and, once their distracted by their male parts, we tear right through them!"

"Is that a plan or a fantasy?" The host asked.

"Little bit of both…" Ike said as Samus, Zelda and Peach all slapped the sense out of him.

"Okay," the host said as Ike lay unconscious, "Are there any REAL plans?"

"What's there to plan?" Sonic asked, "We go in there, we get our butts whooped and we hope we can still walk away with dignity!"

"Not bad!" The host said.

"I was kidding!" Sonic insisted.

"Well, I like it!" Metaknight said.

"All for say 'Aye'!" The host said as everyone except Sonic and Ike said Aye.

"All against!" The host asked as only Sonic said nay.

"Majority rules!" The host said as Ike came to.

"So, what's the plan?" Ike asked.

"Simple; we stand up to them like men and do our best," the host said, which caused Samus, Zelda and Peach to give him an evil glare.

"I mean, men and women!" the host hurried up as they got closer to him. This caused them to calm down and sit back down.

"So," the host said, "Get a goodnight's sleep, for I fear it may be the last any of us will have for a long time after tomorrow. Also, wish Earl Luck!"

Well, it's not much, but there's a plan, though it's really not much of a plan. Also, thanks to Pit Fan for lending me your Pokémon. I'll need them if we have any chance of winning. Also, to all you Earl fans (I know you're out there!), be sure to wish the big guy luck for facing a copy twice his size. Until then, see ya!