Spencer woke up to the feeling of an article of clothing being thrown on his face. He groaned and opened his eyes to be meet with blury, colorful shapes. He took the thing off his face and put his glasses on before looking at the article of clothing in hand. It was swimming trunks.
"What the-" Spencer tilted his head and scrutinized the bathing suit.
"Get those on, baby brain, we are going to the pool today." Garcia grinned down on him.
"Why?" Spencer grunted, shifting to sit up.
"Because it's fun."
"Because bowling was such a fun experiance." He snarked sarcasticly.
"Don't be a smarty butt. This will be fun." Garcia assured him, ruffling him hair. "We are also getting you a haircut."
"Fine."
"Don't pout, darling, it's unbecoming." Garcia said with a smile and a flourish over her hand. "JJ, Will, and Henry are tagging a long so put on your happy face."
"I hate you."
"You love me."
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"Come on, Uncle Spence!" Henry giggled joyfully as he pulled on Spencer's arm to try to get him to the pool.
"Calm down, Henry." Spence smiled lightly at the child. "Just give me a second."
"You both need to get your shirts off before you get in the pool." JJ laughed, shaking her head, earning two far different reactions.
"YAY!" Henry squealed happily, throwing his shirt off with a happy grin while Spence gave her a pout.
"Do I have to?"
"Yes!" Garcia, JJ, and Will said in unison.
"But-"
"Just get it over with, Spence."
"Yeah, Reid, i's not sa bad." Will said, getting his shirt off to get ready to swim.
(AN: By the way, most spelling errors in Will's dialoge is purposeful on account of his acsent.)
"Take it off." Henry said, pushing the hem of Spencer's shirt up.
"HEY!" Reid squeaked and yanked his shirt back down. "I can do it myself!"
"Henry, leave him alone." JJ laughed, picking her son up.
"But I wanna swim with Uncle Spence!" Henry whined, giving her big, 'please put me down mommy' eyes.
"You will, pumkin." Garcia patted the tot on the head.
"There, it's off, are you happy now?" The group turned and saw Spencer in all his skinny, pale glory, standing at there with his arms crossed shyly and protectively over his chest to gaurd himself, in bright purple and green swimming trucks.
"Oh my gosh!" Garcia squealed, clasping her hands together over her chest. "I knew them would look good on you!"
"Can't we swim now?" Spencer blushed, crossing his arms tighter across his chest.
"In a minute." JJ grinned, sitting her son down on the ground before letting him tottle towards Spencer.
"Can Uncle Spence help Daddy with my swimmin'?" Henry asked, putting his hands behind his back and standing on his tippy toes before giving her a convicing pout.
"Will?" She glanced at her husband.
"The more the marrier." Will grinned down at his son.
"Yay!" The child grinned and hugged Reids legs, nearly knocking him over in the process, before running over and hugging his fathers legs.
"How much sugar did you give him?" Spencer pionted at the giggly Henry.
"Very funny, smarty pants, get in the pool."
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"Swim! Go Henry!" Spencer cheered as the little Henry swam the the otherside of the pool, where his father was.
"I did it again!" Henry squealed as he landed in his fathers arms.
"Your gettin' to be a real good swimma, Henry." Will turned his son around before letting go of him. "Now go ta your Uncle Spence."
"I coming, Uncle Spence!" The boy squealed, paddling over to Spence excitedly.
"This is better then cable." JJ laughed, leaning against the edge of the indoor pool with Garcia.
"I'll say, they are all so cute!" Garcia laughed.
"Spence has really grown back up, huh?" JJ smiled at the man in question as he caught Henry in his arms as the child hurled himself into them.
"Almost, JJ, almost." Garcia smiled. "He was so small just a few days ago."
"I know." JJ sighed with smile. "He was so cute."
"He was a handful."
"Word."
"Do you think there is anyway that we will ever look at him the same again?"
"Oh no way, I've changed his daipers, there's no going back." JJ and Garcia both laughed at JJ's statement before resolving into giggles.
"He really is the teams baby now."
"Definetly."
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"Do it."
"No!"
"Do it!"
"No, JJ!"
"Come on, Spence, do it for Henry."
"No."
"It would make you really cool." JJ gave him an almost childish grin.
"NO."
"Come on, do it!"
"NO, JJ, I'm not going off the high dive!" Spencer huffed, stomping his foot and swinging an arm towards the offending object.
"Come on, it would make Henry's day."
"Jenifer, I am not going up on that high dive, no matter what you may tell me!"
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Why was he doing this? He had to wonder as he made his way up the high dive ladder. JJ sure was convicing! He felt his heart drop into his stomach and do the tango with his liver as he climbed onto the end of diving board. He glupped heavily as he walked skakily towards the end and looking down. He knew is was untrue but it seemed like he was miles from the grouund. He felt like he was going to vomit.
Then, he saw little Henry standing there, grinning up at him, his eyes a blaze with excitement as he bounced up and down on his toes. He sighed and made his chioce. He backed up towards the back of board and made a run towards the end. As soon he made his way to the end of the dive he changed his mind and tried to stop.
Slip.
Fall.
Flail.
SPLASH!
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"Are you okay?" Spencer saw Henry's chubby face giggle as he rose at the pool edge out of breath.
"I'm fine." He gasped, climbing ot from the pool. That was a lie. Any pride he had was just brutaully murdered and his chest stung horribly. He could feel the red mark forming on it.
"That was quiete the wipe out, Spence." JJ chuckled at the docrate holder has he shook his hair dry.
"Shut up." Reid grubbled, beginning to stalk off.
"That was so cool, Uncle Spence!" Henry squeed, running after Spencer.
"Thanks, Henry." Spencer gave the small child a smile.
"Your chest is getting all red."
"I know." Spencer sighed, ducking his head down.
"DUDE!" A voice sounded behind him.
"What?" Spencer turned to see two girls standing behind them.
"We saw you wipe out." The brown haired, blue eyed one said.
"We wanted to see if you were okay." The blonde one asked, tilting her head and focasing in on him.
"Oh, his chest is all red." The brunette said, laying a hands on his red chest.
"Hey, Uncle Spence, your face is getting all red!" Henry said, pionting at Spencers blushing face.
"Henry, go to your mother." Spencer squeaked with red cheeks.
"Momma, Spencer is turning red!" Henry yelled, running off towards JJ.
"Kids." Spencer grinned sheepishly, afraid to move away from the pair of girls.
"UNCLE Spence?" The blonde asked with a quirked brow.
"He- I- we aren't- Me and his mom are... half-siblings?" He stated in question. The girls seemed to accept that.
"Your so good with kids." The brunette was suddenly right beside him.
"Wha-"
"Thats rare in a guy our age." Suddenly the blonde was at him side and they had both locked arms with him. He glupped.
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"Have fun, Spence?" JJ grinned, tilting her head as a very red Spencer shuffled back over to the group.
"Shut up." He grumbled, sitting down in a chair and wipping at his cheek that he was brushing something off himself.
"Those girls liked Uncle Spence." Henry giggled.
"They sure did, buddy." Will grinned at his son.
"I like Uncle Spence to." Henry said, hugging onto Spencer tightly.
"I know, buddy." Spencer Smiled at the six yearold.
"Why couldn't you stay a kid forever?"
"Because I had to grow up."
"Why?"
"Because I had to."
"Why?"
"Just because, Henry."
"Why?"
"Can we go home now?"
AUTHORS NOTE:
OKAY! So after looking at the reviews, Its seems that 1 and 3 were the most popular so I have decided, because I'm too lazy to count the votes completely. That The cemetary one will be the oneshot and the elevator one will my my next multichapter. I figure I will squeeze 12-13 chapters outa it :3
Sorry for the late update, I have been traveling and seeing family. I'm a busy bee XD
REVIEW, MY DUCKIES! :D