The match, or battle as it would be more accurately described, was long and intense. Every second, there was at least one new KO. Within a half hour of fighting, the number of soldiers had shrunk to 1/100th of how many were there when the match began.
By the time the first hour was over, only three soldiers were left: the host, Ganondorf, and Mizazu. They faced Ganondorf as they were ready to battle him.
"Ok," Ganondorf said dropping his sword, "I surrender."
Mizazu and the host lowered their defenses as we accepted victory. Suddenly, Ganondorf shot a bolt at Mizazu, sending her flying off the stage.
"You swine!" the host exclaimed at Ganondorf's trickery.
It was just the two of them: Hero and villain, light and shadow, comedy and crybaby.
The two charged at each other and dueled. Their weapons clung and swished as the light saber and swords men were in a duel for dignity.
Eventually, Ganondorf knocked his sword against the hilt of the host's saber, knocking it away, leaving the host helpless.
"Well, well, well," Ganondorf gloated, circling the fallen host, "Look who's gotten defeated. Oh, how ironic it is. The shoe is on the other foot. The tides have turned. The…"
While Ganondorf was monologing, the host remembered Obi-wan Kenobi's advice to Luke Skywalker: Use the force. He had never been able to do it before, but he gathered his focus and drew to him one of Red's Poke balls.
"Please be something powerful," the host whispered as he opened it and out came… Goldeen.
"Oh crap," the host moaned.
"Looks like your luck has run out, kid," Ganondorf said as he moved to make the final blow.
The host rolled over, picked up his light saber with the force and struck Ganondorf, sending him away.
Well, there you have it. You can decide how you were KO'd (except Mizazu, I took the liberty of doing that. Sorry) but I won and CRYBABY was defeated. I mean, come on! You don't honestly think I would write for MYSELF to lose, do you?