Three dwarves in America?

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. This is my way of rescuing these dwarves. I am not a fan-girl and I will not do a self insert for this one. I am pairing them with OCs I will make as I go. Most of my stories are made on a whim.

Comment:Can't spell Heram. xD

Chapter.

DJ stalked around the house as she tried to find sleeping places for her new housemates. She grumbled to herself then happened to look out the window in time to see her sister acting like Cramer. Briar crashed through the door and announced her presence with, "Behold! I have entered the room! Everyone, bow to my impressive intelligence and beauty."

DJ face palmed, her sister really was pretty, but she had a tendency to beat herself up. DJ ran downstairs to get to her before she could say anything obnoxious to the dwarves. Briar looked at the three men in the room and put her hands behind her back, rocking back and forth on her heels, "Why hello. Does my sister own a Heram now?"

DJ stopped short and cursed, "I couldn't get to you fast enough! **** *** **** ******" As she swore she stomped around and then gave Briar the evil eye.

The women looked at the three dwarves and gave them a cheeky grin, "I will take that as a no." She ran off into the kitchen, "ALICE! Alice down the rabbit hole!" They heard Alice laugh and say, "Help yourself to some cheese, crazy one."

Marie came out of the kitchen looking traumatized, "DJ. Your sister gave me a huge hug without me expecting it. I almost had a heart attack."

DJ huffed and gestured towards the upstairs, "The attic is insulated so I am putting the three..." She eyed the dwarves and said, "Dwarf men, in there. Marie, you can share a room with Alice, I got another bed to fit in there."

Marie nodded once and sat between the two dwarf twins, looking from one to the other, "So. Since we are all going to be housemates, I suppose we should all get to know one another."

Thorin said dryly, "I would settle on becoming on good terms with the house owner." He was already used to his new height, he had walked around frequently to get used to it.

Marie shrugged then looked back at the two twins, "Okay, so who's older? I am assuming you are brothers, you look close enough alike."

Fili looked at Kili then shrugged, "I am older, I suppose. We are twins." He glanced at his uncle, unable to figure out what the strange people were going to be like.

Marie nodded once then looked at their clothes, "Wow. You are dressed like you came from a Comic-con. We need to get you guys some different clothes."

Kili said Cheekily, "Getting me out of mine would be preferable." The room went dead silent before DJ busted out with laughter. DJ started crying she was laughing so hard.

Marie just stared at Kili and Kili raised his eyebrows at her. Marie smacked his arm and scolded, "Be appropriate."

Thorin couldn't believe what his nephew just said. He was humiliated, his face went red and he place his hand over his eyes.

Alice came in and saw everyone's expression and asked carefully, "What just happened?"

Marie covered Kili's mouth before he could repeat it, "He is being very naughty."