Three dwarves in America?
By Samhoku
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. This is my way of rescuing these dwarves. I am not a fan-girl and I will not do a self insert for this one. I am pairing them with OCs I will make as I go. Most of my stories are made on a whim.
Comment: So, Alice and Kili or Marie and Kili? I would like feedback on this before I start the next chapter.
Chapter.
Thorin was very grumpy in the morning, he did not want to go with Briar and DJ to the store. He did not want to see people. Especially at this ungodly hour in the morning. Thorin glared at the clock that said it was 4:00AM. Briar cheerfully told him that no stores were opened until 10, making Thorin very cranky indeed. He rolled out of bed and hit the floor with a thump, successfully waking Fili up from his sleep. Fili made an odd sound and also sat up, not doing what his Uncle had done.
Thorin found some clothes that DJ had apparently left for them. It had a note on it, My brother lent me some clothes so you don't look like complete weirdos when we take you shopping. I think you will be able to tell which are yours and which are your nephews.
Thorin huffed and put on the strange clothes. They were oddly comfortable, but it felt very strange. Thorin looked at Fili, handed him an outfit, and said, "Get your brother up." He walked down the stairs and sat at the table in the kitchen, "Food."
Alice raised an eyebrow at Thorin and said, "Yes, that is what I am making. But you have to be a patient little boy." She felt kind of happy that Thorin didn't have very much energy in the morning.
Fili stumbled down the stairs next with Marie close behind. Marie looked like a zombie as she sat at the table. Fili didn't look much better and they all got very angry when Kili came down the stairs in a preppy manner.
Kili sat in the chair and looked around curiously. He grinned at Alice and said cheerfully, "Good morning!"
Alice grinned back and replied, "Good morning!" She gave them each a plate of food then delivered Briar and DJ's food, seeing that they would not leave the living room unless there was a fire, and even then it would be debatable. Alice went back into the kitchen and ate her breakfast with the guys and Marie.
Kili thought it would be funny to hit on Marie, "You know, you never took me up on that offer from yesterday." He raised an eyebrow at her and yelped when she punched him in the shoulder. It wasn't a light hit and Marie was no weakling.
Marie growled, "Don't mess with me, Princess. I am tired and I just woke up." She ate her food while glaring at the world. Fili was holding back a laugh as his brother rubbed his arm with a wounded expression.
Alice shook her head and scolded Kili lightly, "Leave Marie alone, everyone but you and me are tired."
Kili slowly got a cheeky grin and asked, "So would you like to take me up on the offer?"
Alice gave him a look and said, "No thank you." She ate her food, getting a regal expression on her face. Then when Kili looked away to torture Fili she flicked a fried potato at him.
Kili gave her a surprised expression, this women was passive. He got an evil grin, she could be fun to tease.