Three dwarves in America?

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. This is my way of rescuing these dwarves. I am not a fan-girl and I will not do a self insert for this one. I am pairing them with OCs I will make as I go. Most of my stories are made on a whim.

Comment: I picked Alice and Kili. Seems logical.

Chapter.

Briar, DJ, and Thorin left first. DJ was eager to get this over with. She got in the car and so did Briar but Thorin eyed the vehicle suspiciously. DJ looked at him and raised her eyebrows, "What?"

Thorin poked the car and then wondered where his sword went, "You have control over this mighty beast?"

Briar said flatly, "Yes, now get in." They watched as he got into the car and Briar showed him how the seatbelt worked, "This keeps you from flying out of the car if you get into a car accident."

Thorin was suddenly not so sure about this, he didn't know what a car accident was, but it didn't sound like a very nice thing to be in. DJ drove out of the driveway slowly, she was an excellent driver, but Thorin had never been in a car before. He was gripping the seatbelt and his eyes were as wide as saucers. He was sure this was just a way to kill him.

DJ pulled into the parking lot and got out, Briar close behind. They stopped when they realized that Thorin was still frozen in place. The two sisters looked at each other then went back to rescue Thorin.

Briar opened the door and unhooked his seatbelt, "Okay, you are free." She stepped back as Thorin stumbled out of the car, looking shell shocked from his ordeal.

DJ shook her head and led the way into the store, "Whatever, you two just follow me."

Marie was just a little annoyed that she had to babysit the blonde guy. She wouldn't want to babysit the Bane of her Life either, he was much more annoying. Marie sighed and led the way out the door, "Come, Fili. We must go on a quest to find you normal guy clothes."

Fili followed Marie silently, unaware that you didn't normally walk everywhere. Marie was, however. She was used to walking everywhere. Marie was trying to warm up to him, she just didn't like massive changes.

Marie finally looked over at Fili and tried to make conversation, "You lived in Middle Earth. Right? What was it like there?"

Fili appeared thoughtful and replied, "Yes, it was a wonderful place. But it was full of danger of all sorts. Dragons killed most of my people, when we were taken away myself, my brother, and Thorin were killed."

"So you were given a second chance?"

"I guess you could see it like that."

Alice put on hiking boots and laced them up while Kili learned how to tie his shoes quickly. Alice glanced up at Kili as she tied her boots, "Are you ready to go? You will probably have to come to work with me too, I will have to teach you how to use the microwave and oven later."

Kili was obviously ready, he was ready long before her, "Yes, I am ready. Lets go." He walked to the door and Alice finished up her shoes quick and followed him out the door. Kili was about to start walking when Alice stopped him, "Wait! We are going to take the car, okay?"

Kili looked at the big vehicle and had close to the same reaction that Thorin did, "And you have control of this mighty beast?"

Alice laughed and whacked Kili on the back, "It isn't alive. It is actually quite complected. I will get you a book about it."

Kili climbed into the car tentatively and asked about the seatbelt, "What is this thing's purpose?"

Alice smiled and got in to her side after shutting his door. She demonstrated, "You put it in there and it keeps you from getting hurt if we crash."

Kili still didn't quite understand the purpose of the car and commented, "So this is how the car reproduces?"

Alice stared at him for a few seconds then said, "No. No it isn't. The car is not alive." She inserted the keys and started the car, Kili was making an effort not to be freaked out at this point.

Alice hoped he would be used to it by the end of the day.