HELLOO! So I'll jump to the point before I forget, sorry for updating this so late, I had a major case of stupid head.

I don't own Total Drama; I do own the bedtime story though.

Chapter 8: Truth or Dare

"Hello and welcome back to a new episode of Total Drama! In our last episode we had out Fear Factor challenge 2.0. We had winners, surprisingly a lot of them were. *Shows Shika, Ian, Rosie, Ivy, and Baxter.* And then we had some major fails. *Shows Even, Vince, and Georgia.* In the end our good friend Georgia left us. *Shows her freak out.* We had some relationships blooming *Shows Riley and Tristen, Rosie and Vince, and Georgia and Even*. Sadly sooomeone seems to have taken a liking two people at the same time! *Shows Kevin and Deborah and Kevin and Tristen. * And don't get me started on Even and his little fucked up mind! So join us for even more drama today on Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa!" Dove said.

Theme Song Plays

"What do you think they're talking about?" Riley asked, looking over to a laughing Tristen and Kevin. Rose looked over as well.

"I'm sure they're just talking, they seem like they're friends." She assured him.

"I don't know, girl…" He muttered.

"Why, if I can ask?" She asked him. "Why do you care that Kevin is talking to him?"

"I-I don't!" He stuttered. "He-he's ju…" He faltered. Rose squeezed his hand reassuringly.

"Don't worry," Rosie said quietly. "I won't tell." He smiled weakly at her.

- Confession Cam -

(It's in a plan's restroom)

Riley/Ian: I-I'm not gay! I'm-I'm not! *Static*

- Confession Cam -

"Hey Shika! Hey Shika! Hey Shika!" Baxter yelled, running down the aisle.

"Ahh! What do you want, you troublesome girl?" He yelled from being awakened.

"Hi." She waved. Shika groaned.

"Is that all?" He asked.

"Yeah!"

"Then hello, now may I go back to sleep, please?"

"Oh surzys!" Bax said. "Bye bye!" And she left.

"Troublesome girl…" He said dosing off.

"Hey!" He was smacked on the head.

"Really?!" Shika said outraged. And looked up to see a lime green Mohawk.

"Duncan?" Shika said. "Why are you here?"

"Contract isn't up." He growled.

"And someone misses his girlfriend." Shika remarked. Duncan glared at him, which didn't do much since he was in one of those flight attendant uniforms.

"Watch your mouth, kid." Duncan spat. Shika snorted and promptly fell asleep.

"Eyes up here, kiddos!" Dove said. Like Duncan, she was in a black flight attendant uniform. "For the rest of today you will be spending on this plane. Now this plane dose expand all I have to do is press a button. But, you have to actually do something if I press it… and most of the chairs will be gone." And she pushed a red button on the wall. The chairs turned so the all turned to look at each other, the isle row chairs were lowered into the floor leaving the occupants of them on their butts. In the middle of the plane a round bar popped up big enough for them all to sit around. "Have fun, and nothing… 18+ or M, kay?"

"Can't promise anything, doll!" Even called. Dove rolled her eyes and walked into the pilot's area. They all got up and moved to the bar.

"Hey, where's Mari?" Josh asked. They all looked around and spotted her in her seat, clutching the arms and visibly shaking.

"Mari?" Matten asked. Mari made a noise.

"Just don't look out of the windows. Ligit don't, it is so much easier." Mari just kept her eyes closed, and tried to sleep away this nightmare. Matten shrugged. "I tried."

"So," Josh asked. "What now?"

"Let's play a game!" Kerri said.

"What game?" Ivy asked.

"Truth or Dare?" Kaitlin suggested. Deborah looked uneasy.

"Maybe a different game?" Kevin snickered.

"What? Too scared to play a little game of truth or dare?" Deborah scoffed.

"Please."

"Then let's play."

"Fine."

"Good."

"You're such an idiot."

"You know you love me, Coffee Girl." He winked.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP SO I CAN SLEEP?" Shika bursted.

"Sheesh, someone's got their knickers in a twist." Even laughed.

"Ugh, why did I come here?" Shika pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I don't know why did you come here?" Kevin laughed.

"Troublesome boy." Shika mumbled, falling back into the abyss.

"Any who, are we going to play or what?" Kaitlin asked.

"Sure." They agreed. Kaitlin smirked, unknown to the rest of them.

- Confession Cam -

Kaitlin: I swear, this is just too easy. *smirks* *Static*

- Confession Cam -

"So who's first?" Kaitlin asked.

"I'll go." Mikayla spoke up.

"Alright, truth or dare?" Kaitlin asked.

"Truth." Mika said.

"Take the fun out of it will ya?" Kevin said.

"Umm… what's your least favorite thing about the person sitting on your right?" Kaitlin decided. Mikayla looked to her right, Even was sitting there. He batted his eyes at her.

"Ah… umm… do- do I have to?" Mika's shyness slipped out.

"Yes." They pressed.

"His attitude I guess…?"

"Hey!" Even objected. "You don't really think that lowly of me, right baby?" He winked at her.

"I kinda do…" Mika mumbled, red faced.

"Just get on with it already you two!" A snarky voice came. Heather came into view, the current campers groaned.

"You have to be kidding me." Josh said. She smirked at them.

"Nope." And she walked out.

"'Least she didn't stay long." Ivy said.

"Can we get this going now?" Jun asked.

"Yeah," Mikayla said. "Umm… Vince! Truth or dare?"

"Dare, I guess." He said.

"Yeah man!" Even cheered.

"Okay," Mikayla said. "How about… I dare you to… Put… a handful of ice in your pants." Vincent groaned.

"Where's the ice?" Josh yelled. Heather carried out a tray of ice and passed it to Vince. Smirking, she walked away.

"Ah, shit." He grumbled.

"C'mon! Shove it in your pants!" Ivy said. "… I bet, that could be dirty in some way or another…"

"Yep." Ian said.

"Well, alrighty." Kerri said. "Go on Vince! Do the dare!" Vince took a hand full of ice and shoved it down his pants, and underwear. His eyes widened so much it seemed like they were going to pop out of their sockets. Then he started to do that really weird dance you when something… let's call it something like the potty dance.

"Holy fucking mother of god!" Vince howled. The others burst out laughing. When the ice finally melted it looked like he wet his pants. "Come on!" He moaned.

"Nice man." Matt said.

Vince sat back down and grunted. "Anyways I get to pick now." He looked around the table at them. "Josh." He decided.

"Yes?"

"Truth or dare?"

"Hmmm, dare." Josh said. "But please put in thought that I have a boyfriend."

"Kay man." Vince smiled. "Let's see… a good one. You have a phone, right?"

"Ah, yeah. They lets us keep them." Josh looked at him weird.

"Cool." Vincent grinned. "Then call up one of your friends, and ask if they want to hear a bedtime story. If they do tell them one."

"Really?" Josh asked, when Vince nodded he pulled out his phone. "Who to call though? Mh, family." He clicked something and the phone started to ring (speaker phone).

"Hello?" A young boys voice came through the phone.

"Hey, Miles! It's Joshua."

"Oh! Hey Josh! We didn't know if you'd call." Miles said excitedly through the phone.

"Well I did, so can I ask you something?"

"Sure! What?"

"Do you want to hear a bedtime story?"

"Ahh," Miles laughed. "Sure why not?"

"Okay so here it goes." Josh said. "So there was a forest, this forest was filled with lots of things, booger eaters, toe munchers, people with hallucinations – and there's worst- a princess. This princess was terrible! Always ordering the people of the forest around - "Give me this! Give me that! Do this! Do that! Wash my toes!"Horrible person. So one day this beautiful witch came to the forest. The ugly princess was immediately envious. She ordered the people to kill her! The toe munchers tried first, but the witches enchanted talk convinced them otherwise. Then the booger eaters tried, they came to her in her sleep, but were taken with her beauty. Next the people with hallucinations tried… they couldn't find her, they saw a llama – they're still looking for her you know.

So then the princess couldn't find anyone else to do it, so she asked the prince – her husband to do the job for her. And so he did, he scowled the land trying to find the witch that had "hurt" his lovely. This guy is crazy. Anyways, when he found her she was by the lake in the moonlight – that didn't help him try to kill her, no it did not. He was taken into a trance, he walked towards the lake, and you can guess what happened next. So the next day when the princess's husband was presumed dead, she went into a fit. She stormed over to the witches cave, found her chatting with her husband's ghost.

"YOU LITTLE WENCH!" She screeched.

"Yes?" The witch asked calmly.

"YOU KILLED HIM!" The Princess accused.

"I did not," The witch said. "He killed himself. He couldn't stand to see your ugly face anymore."

"PA-LEASE! He loves me!" Princess puss said.

"I'll leave." The prince said, floating off.

"Look! You scared him away! Baby! Come back to me!" The princess ran off following after her dead love.

"I will never understand humans." The witch sighed, picking up a pickled toe - I'm a little rusty. But how was that?" Josh finished.

"Funny as always Joshua." An older male's voice said.

"Thanks dad." Josh's smile widened.

"We miss you here." His dad said. "Love you Josh, good luck."

"Thanks dad, love you too. Bye."

"Bye, Josh!" And he hung up.

"Was that a good story or what?" He asked. Kerri was giggling uncontrollably.

"There is your answer." Deborah said.

"Okay," Josh rubbed his hands together like a mad man. "Who will be the next victim?"

"Shika! Wakey wakey eggs and backy! It's your turn!" Shika ground and sat up.

"Yes?" He said. Josh smirked at him.

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth – make it quick." Josh grinned.

"What's the strangest dream you've ever had?" The comedian asked. Shika sat there for a while.

"Koalas." He said finally.

"Gunna expanded on that for us?" Matten asked.

"That's it… koalas…"

"Good for you man." Ian said. Shika grunted and was about to go back to sleep when something wet hit his face.

"You have to ask one of us truth or dare now!" Kerri said.

"Fine, you troublesome girl." He grunted wiping the liquid off of his face. "Kevin, truth or dare?"

Kevin glared at the pineapple head. "Dare."

"Fine," Shika though for a second. "Put on a bra and you have to act what you think is a girl would act like for the rest of the plane ride."

"Huh?" Kevin asked.

Shika smirked. "You heard me."

"Alright," Kevin said. "Who has a spare bra?" The girls shuffled uncomfortably for a moment.

"Fuck it!" Ivy bolted up and grabbed Kevin's hand, dragging him to the back where the bags where. Shika fell back asleep.

"Dude," Ian said. "Don't you want to see this shit?"

"Wake me up when he comes back." Which in reality sounded like, "Wffm meh fup fen fefumsfac."

"Cool story bro." Ian replied. He leaned over to Tristen, and whispered, "What did he say?"

Tristen shrugged. "Probably something about waking him up or something." Kevin then came back, and Shika was woken up.

"I think this would be better if I was drunk." Kevin stated. You could see a bright pink and green, frilly, B sized bra under his white t-shirt.

"Holy shit." Even cracked up. Everyone couldn't help it. Picture a terrifying teenage boy… in a girly bra. Damn, that's sexy.

"Nauh uh uh! You have to act like a girl!" Ivy reminded him. Kevin growled at her.

He did a high pitched giggle and twirled his short hair. "Like that is, like soo cool!" He said in a high pitched voice.

"That's a hella funny! – Oh shit-" Ian fell off his chair.

"Holy. Shit." Matten said.

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !" Baxter… said. "BEST DARE EVER!" Kevin sat down, fixing his bra.

"Yeah, yeah," He grumbled. "Anyways… Deborah, truth or dare?"

She pursed her lips, "Truth."

"Alright-"

"GIRL VOICE!"

"Fine," Kevin said. "Who has the biggest balls you've ever seen?"

Deborah stared. "Excuse me?" She asked. "I don't think I heard you right."

"OH, you heard right. Who has? The biggest balls. You've. Ever. Seen?"

- Confession Cam -

Mikayla: Ah… no, Kevin. Bad idea. *Static*

Rose: Kevin… *shakes head* *Static*

Ivy: *Face palm* Can you get anymore stupid? *Static*

- Confession Cam -

"No, I haven't seen anyone's balls, you idiot." Deborah snapped. Kevin laughed at her.

"Really? I don't believe you." Deborah's eyes flashed.

"What are you exactly calling me then?" She asked deathly calm.

"Guess." He said.

"You're such a dick, Kevin." She spat at him. "I have never had sex, you buffoon. I am no whore, if that is what you are implying."

"May-" Kevin started but Kerri elbowed him, giving him a hard look. Deborah sat back glaring at him.

"So," She said. "Kerri, truth or dare?"

"Dare I guess?" Kerri said.

"Act out a comical ad." Deborah told her. Kerri looked stumped for a second before jumping up and walking away from the circle.

"Hello, ladies." She said in a deep voice, trying to look, like a man (A sexy man?). "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me." She walked over to Mika and Even. "Sadly, he is not me." Kerri said motioning over to Even. "But he could be if he stopped using laddies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me." Everyone laughed at Evens affronted face. Kerri then walked over to Jun and Ivy. "Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love so much. Look again," She grabbed a bunch of peanuts on the counter and let them run through her fingers. "The tickets are now diamonds." Kerri walked- no, strutted around the group of teens and back to her seat. "Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse." She winked at the end. Everyone started to laugh.

"Tight, eh!" Ezekiel said coming into the room. "Truth or dare, eh? NICE, eh!"

"Whatever, homeschool." Kaitlin waved him off. "Anyways, it's your turn to ask, Kerri."

"Alrighty!" Kerri pursed her lips. "Ivy!" Kerri yelled.

"Kerri!" Ivy yelled back.

"Truth or dare!" Kerri yelled.

"Dare!"

"Okay!"

"Okay!"

"Okay!"

"Will this stop!"

"I don't know!"

"We-"

"Shut up!" Shika yelled.

"Well, aren't your knickers in a twist today." Ivy commented. Shika snorted and went back to sleep. Kerri laughed.

"So dare, yes?" Ivy nodded. "Okay, um,-" The intercom turned on.

"Sorry for the inconvenience, but we will be landing somewhere in Russia due to some mechanical malfunctions. So, everyone may want to get into snow gear. It's chilly out there." Dove's voice went through the intercom.

"Russia?" Josh asked.

"Were we even told where we were going before?" Whitney asked.

"Nope!" Baxter said popping the "p". Whitney shrugged.

"It sucks that we didn't get to finish!" Kerri complained. Sam put a hand on her arm. Kerri looked at it, blushed beet red and looked away so she wasn't able to see Samuel blush a little as well.

"They're so cute." Rose whispered.

"Yeah," Kaitlin said in monotone. "The cutest."

I did it! I finished it! Sorry for the wait, I truthfully didn't know how to keep this going. I should be updating more regularly now, it does take a while to write these though, especially when there's a challenge.

BYE :D,

Scar :}

P.S. Cake pops are confusing to make…