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Sorry if there are any mistakes in it, I re-read it like a million times when I was fact checking, but I wasn't really looking for grammar or things like that, but I think I got it.
I don't own Total Drama.
Chapter 11: Run Maggots! Run!
"Hello! Welcome back!" Dove said standing outside in the snow in front of a blazing fire. "Last time on Total Drama we had a little malfunction with the plane and I called up some help and we had a first row seat in the circus! We had many mishaps with this challenge *shows Whitney pushing off Kevin, Mika and Jun falling a broken rope, and Samuel hurting his arm*. But! We did have some very nice examples of teamwork *shows Hanzo and Kevin, Ian and Ivy, and Vince and Matten*. But, in the end, The Untouchables won after a tie breaker that involved someone becoming "paralyzed" and a very scary tiger *shows Deborah with her head close to a tiger's mouth*. And we had to say goodbye to Whitney... though, don't miss her all that much *shows her fit*. Yikes! Anyways, come and join us this time on Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa!"
"Ow," Josh groaned as he sat up. "Did I sleep in a rock?" He asked.
"I don't know, did you?" Kerri asked.
"I don't know…" Josh looked at her confused.
"Then maybe you didn't." Kerri said simply.
"Oookay then."
- Scene Change -
"Good morning!" Baxter yelled.
"Hey!" Even yelled back into his pillow. "Shut up!" Baxter pouted comically and snook over to his cot and yelled in his ear:
"How about "no"?!" She sat back as even shot up and swung his arms around like a rag doll.
"Fuck you!" Even yelled at the laughing red-head.
"Well, no luck of getting back to sleep I see." Shika mumbled.
"My sentiments exactly, dear Watson." Tristen commented. Shika looked over to him and stared.
"What?" Tristen asked. Shika shook his head.
"I'm goin to sleep." Shika buried his face back into the pillow.
Tristen scrunched up his face. "Isn't that a little contradictory? Or is that the wrong use of the word?" There was a laugh from beside him.
"I didn't kno it was Englis class, man." Ian slurred. Tris smirked.
"Do you want a test then?" Ian's eyes widened.
"Oh, fuck no. Don't do that to me, bro." He held up his hands I surrender. Tristen just laughed.
"Since everyone is up!" Dove yelled walking into the room. "Everyone can get up come to breakfast! Wouldn't that be fun?" She asked.
"I want to sleep!" Came the muffled reply from Matten.
"Well, too bad. Get up and come outside in ten minutes or less!" And she left.
"We live the high life." Josh remarked sarcastically.
"Just get up and get out." Even muttered.
"Aren't you just Little Miss Sunshine today?" Josh smiled at him. Even growled at him.
- Scene Change -
"Oh. My. God." Ivy said.
"You can say that again." Mika said.
"Oh. My.-"
"You don't actually have to do that."
"Kay." Ivy said. "But, damn."
"You can say that-"
"Don't start that again." Josh said.
"But damn." Kerri repeated.
"Is this just a loop now?" Deborah groaned.
"Seems so." Kaitlin smirked.
"And to break the loop, how about you all dig in?" Dove cut in motioning to the buffet.
"Gladly." Tristen said running forwards towards it.
After not even half an hour of eating the contestants were full as stuffed turkeys, well, all except Deborah, Hanzo, and Rosie.
"Now… that was worth… staying up…" Shika groaned. Dove raised an eyebrow.
"Was it now?" Dove smirked.
"Oh, shit." Kevin said. "Please say it's not the Awake-A-Thon."
"That is worthy of an "oh, shit", man!" Ivy said looking mildly horrified.
"No, no, no, we're saving that one for later." Dove said. There were sighs of relief.
"Then what's going on?" Kaitlin asked. Dove's smirk widened.
"Why," She clapped. "It's time for another challenge!"
- Scene Change -
"You have to be kidding me." Vince said. Rose nodded in agreement. There was a complex obstacle course laid out in front of them that ended out of their sights.
"Well, believe it!" Dove said. "Because today… you will be completing an obstacle course to the airport where you will board the plane and we will be going to our next destination."
"And what is that place?" Mari asked.
Baxter gasped. "She speaks." She stage whispered. Mari just looked at her then back to Dove.
"Let's just say some of you are from there." She replied. "Now," She clapped. "Let's get this show on a roll, shall we?" There were some grunts. "Good enough for me. It shouldn't take you long, we made it close enough to the airport, only a kilometer long, so that's approximated… 3-5 minutes running, right? Sure, let's go with that. But watch out, we have a special motivator out there for you when you get stuck. And here's a little hint, he was your pilot. Oh! And before I forget, we already have Samuel on the plane if any of you were wondering, which I doubt – anyways, have fun." She raised her arm and shot a gun.
"What the hell, man?" Ian yelled ducking.
"One, it's a cap gun, two, that signaled you to start running!" And off they went running straight into… a mud pit.
"Ugh! My… everything waist-down!" Mika complained.
"Really, you're complaining about this?" Ivy deadpanned. "Be lucky you're in your winter clothes and not your regular ones, girl." Ivy hoisted herself up onto the ropes that were hanging above their heads and swung to each one of them like a monkey. Mika tried to do the same but she ended up dragging herself through the mud.
"This is just luxurious." Deborah sighed coping Ivy.
"Keep up, babe." Kevin winked at her.
"Why, you-" She fumed falling off of her rope.
"Ugh! Kevin!" She yelled.
- Confession Cam -
Deborah: *One Deborah sitting in the confessional covered in mud* One day. I will kill that boy. *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"This is fun!" Baxter laughed like a mad-man.
"Yeah, fun." Shika grunted pulling himself along the ropes cautiously.
"C'mon, Pineapple Head!" Baxter did a Tarzan call and swung away. Shika scowled.
- Confession Cam -
Shika: How did I get stuck with her again? *Static*
- Confession Cam -
- Scene Change -
The two ninjas easily made their way towards the next part, a minefield.
"Lovely, right?" Vince remarked as Jun came into view. "Hanzo's already more than half-way across."
"What does it do?" She asked.
"Zaps you apparently." Vince pointed to a slightly charred Kevin. "Minefield, it's a game."
"Okay." And she stepped onto pads. Vince shrugged and followed Hanzo's steps.
- Scene Change -
"Keep it movin', Maggots! KEEP IT MOVIN'!" Chef yelled at the girls still in the mud. All of the guys and some of the girls were already at the next stop. But Rose was having some troubles and Deborah had to recover from her fall.
"Rosie," Deborah looked back to the girl that was neck-deep in mud. "Grab my hand." Deborah told the struggling girl. Rose pulled her arm out of the thick mud and grabbed a hold of her hand. "Good, now we're going to pull up, okay?" Rose nodded. Deborah pulled up and got Rose parshly out of the mud.
"I thought you were lighter than this." Deborah voice was strained.
"Well, I'm being pulled down by the weight of the mud and my clothes are wet – they're also winter clothes so that makes them heavier – so that adds weight and I am tall. There's also the fact that my fee-"
"I get it, you're smart. No offence or anything, but that isn't helping the situation." Deborah's voice strained.
"Oh, um," Rose flushed. She tried to kick her feet under the mud, but that didn't accomplish much.
"You know, this is not going to work. How did you even get stuck? You're tall; you shouldn't be stuck neck-deep." Deborah said in confusion her eyes narrowing.
"My feet sunk. The ground underneath here isn't hard." Rose flushed brighter.
"How is this going to work?" Deborah asked herself.
"Find a way then, Maggots!" Chef bellowed.
"I just need to get my feet out of the pit." Rose said wincing at Chef's yelling.
"So… I'll go under and pull on your feet and you will pull up as well, we have to work together." Deborah said.
"That… could work… but you'd go under?" Rose asked genuinely confused.
"Yes, you're that needs help, and you don't want to be kicked out do you?" Rose shook her head. "Good." Deborah let go of Rosie's hand and lowered herself into the mud. "So I'll go under and once you feel me pulling up you have to move around your feet to get them up, okay?"
"Okay." Rose said.
"Good." Deborah sucked in a breath and went under. After a few minutes of searching and Deborah coming up for breath multiple times, they got Rosie unstuck and they began to make their way out of the pit.
Rose noticed Deborah's heavy breathing. "I'm fine." Deborah panted.
"We'll be out of it soon." Rose told her. Deborah stuck out her hand and Rose held onto it as they made their way out of the pit. Once they got out they ran towards the next part.
"GO! GO! GO! RUN, MAGGOTS!"
- Scene Change -
"AH! Shit!" Kevin groaned as he stepped off the last square.
"You are not having a good day, are you?" Shika smirked as he stepping off the last square as well.
"Stuff it." Kevin spit on the ground. "Shouldn't you be with your crazy little girlfriend?" Shika scowled and ran off. It was Kevin's turn to smirk now. "Too easy."
"Keep up, hot head!" Vince said running past Kevin.
"Are you kidding me?" Kevin grumbled he looked over his shoulder at who was still at the field. Deborah and Rose were just showing up, Kerri was almost halfway across, Mari, Josh, and Matten were almost fully across, and Tristen was only a few steps behind Kevin.
"Crap." He muttered and ran to the next station.
- Scene Change -
"Ooow," Josh moaned as he got shocked. "At least they don't blow up." He watched as Tristen jumped off the pads and raced off to the next station. "I gotta hurry it up." Josh stepped on another square, and didn't get shocked. He sighed and tried again, nothing. He eventually got to the end around the same time as Mari and Matt.
Deborah and Rose were making their way across quite nicely.
"There's a pattern." Rose told Deborah.
"What do you mean?" Deborah looked over at Rose.
Rose pointed to the pads. "There's a pattern to how they're laid out."
"Okay… what is it then?"
- Confession Cam -
Deborah: Rose is making me feel dumb. Me…! *Rolls her eyes* Oh, Rose…*Static*
Rose: I'm glad Deborah was there to get me; I might have been kicked out. *Smiles* * Static*
- Confession Cam -
"You see how there are two different colours? The first few are every other on the first line, which are the black ones. Then its every two are okay to step on, so every two starting from that side." Rose pointed to the left side of the field. "Then it just repeats."
"It's that simple?" Deborah asked. Rose nodded. "Okay, you first?"
Rose stepped onto the first black square, nothing happened. No shock. She looked at the left side of the field and counted to the ones in front of her and stepped onto the one to her left. Rose looked over her shoulder at Deborah and motioned for her to follow. Deborah hesitantly stepped onto the one that Rose was previously on, nothing happened like before.
Rose smiled and took another step forwards onto a black pad. They soon were off the field and they ran to the next station where the rest of the contestants were standing around.
- Scene Change -
"What is this?" Tristen asked looking at the metal contraption in front of the group.
"Something that should not exist." Josh drawled.
"You're not helping smart ass." Even shot. Josh rolled his eyes.
"Stop fighting!" Deborah told them walking up to the group.
"Nice of you to join us." Kevin remarked. Deborah was about to resort when Rose grabbed her arm and shook her head lightly.
"Wow, we found our Peace Keeper, good goin'." Ivy stated. Rose blushed and played with her hair.
"WHAT ARE YA MAGGOTS DOIN' JUST STANDIN' AROUND!?" Someone boomed.
"WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Baxter yelled back at Chef while everyone else jumped.
"THEN FIND OUT, MAGGOTS! NO STANDIN' AROUND!" Chef yelled at them. "GO! GO! GO!" Kerri squeaked and ran forwards missing all of the electricity, ping pong balls, and paint balls being shot.
"How did she do that?" Matten asked.
"Who knows, bro, but let's hope we have that luck too!" Ivy said darting forwards into the… Course 'o' Death. She timed her run through the electricity and was then pelted with ping pong balls and then bombarded with paint balls before finally making it across.
"S'all cool!" Ivy yelled from the other side.
"WHOES UP NEXT?" Chef yelled before sipping on some hot coco.
"Manly." Even commented nudging Mari, she shrugged. "Hello to you too, Ray of Sunshine."
"I want coco!" Baxter yelled. "Where's the coco at?"
"It's at the airport." Tristen said coming up behind her. "You have to go and get it."
"Realsies?" Bax asked.
"Um, yeah?"
"COOL! Letsgonowsowecangetthecocoka y?" Baxter said very quickly.
"S-sure." Tris nodded unsure of what she said other than "cool" and "kay?".
"Cool!" She grabbed a hold of his wrist and pulled him threw the course, getting shocked a few time and hit a few time but they made it across and she just kept pulling him.
Deborah looked to Rosie. "Want to go?"
Rose nodded. "We craw under the electricity," She whispered. "Then we try not to get hit from there."
"Okay, let's go." They walked over and started to crawl.
"Nice ass, babe!" Kevin wolf-whistled.
Deborah scowled and was about to resort when Rose stopped her once more. "It isn't worth it." Rose whispered to her as they neared the ping pong balls where they ran to the end.
"Looks like none of us are goin to get Kerri's luck." Vince said. "Who's coming?" He motioned to the course.
"Fuck it," Ian said. "Let's go, man!" And they raced to the other side. The others had no problem getting across until only Mika and Kaitlin were left and Kaitlin went across.
The ping pong shooter malfunctioned and went crazy. But, it shut off the other two.
Kaitlin screamed covering her head. "AHHH! Turn it off! Turn it off!" Interns ran over and tried to stop it but it wouldn't let up.
"What are you doing?" Mika yelled. "Run out of the way!" Kaitlin just stood there covering her head. "Are you kidding me? If I die…" Mika grumbled running forwards pushing Kaitlin out of the storm of white plastic balls and onto the cold rocky ground.
"Ow!" Kaitlin yelped holding her hip. "Why did you do that?" She yelled at Mika who was holding the side of her face.
"You were… the ping pong… wha…? I got you out of that… why are you yelling at me?" Mika asked in disbelief. Kaitlin stood up and winced.
"I didn't need your help," She sneered and walked away.
"Are you okay?" One of the interns came up to her.
"Yeah I'm fine, just got hit." She muttered as the intern helped her up.
- Confession Cam -
Mika: *Looking confused* What's up with her? She was nice a minute ago… *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Oh my gosh," The intern said moving her hand showing a big nasty purple bruise on the side of her face. "Oh, we gotta get you to the infirmary – er – plane." They took her to one of the snowmobiles and took her off to the plane.
- Scene Change -
"C'mon!" Baxter yelled dragging Tristen behind her down the runway towards the plane.
"Ever heard of walking?" He stumbled on the paved ground.
"But COCO!" Baxter yelled like it explained everything.
- Confession Cam -
Tristen: She's funny but coo coo! *Static*
- Confession Cam -
- Scene Change -
"We can make it if we run!" Deborah said to Rose as they ran down the runway. They were a while behind Tristen and Baxter, but who could catch up with them when Baxter is dragging Tris like a rag doll and running down the runway like a maniac.
"I'm trying!" Rose gasped. She was falling behind. Deborah slowed down and let her catch up, she was panting harder than Rose.
"You're going to kill yourself if you keep this up." Rose commented.
Deborah shook her head. "I'm fine, Rose, I just need some water."
"Really? Just that?" Rose asked worried. "You've worked harder than me and I feel like I'm going to fall down."
"I'd give you a piggy-back, but I'm a little too short for that." Deborah tried to joke. Rose slowed even more.
"So is it a good thing that we're here?" Vince asked them as him and Even caught up to them.
"What do you mean?" Deborah asked.
The two boys moved in front of the girls making them stop.
"What are you doing?" Rose asked quietly. They bent their knees slightly and crouched down.
"Hop on; you look like the living dead." Even laughed.
"Sweet." Deborah commented but hoped onto his back while Rose got on Vince's. The boys stood up and jogged to the plane. "Our knights in muddy amour." Deborah said sarcastically.
"The two and only." The boys laughed.
- Scene Change -
"Almost there," Matten said looking towards the plane. "Almost there." He slowed his run into a jog. "That is a loooooong way to the plane."
"Then let's see who cannot pass out the longest." Josh suggested. Matten looked over at the comedian.
"You're on." And he sped up his running.
Josh snorted. "Idiot."
- Scene Change -
"Welcome back!" Dove welcomed the old contestants beside her as well. "Mind bringing them in, Duncan?" She asked the scowling punk. "I'm sure they would love a new set of clothes."
"Yes, please." Tristen panted.
"Is there a shower?" Ivy asked.
"Sadly, no. There are hot towels though, and Kerri is already up there as well." Dove told them.
"Nah, IJUSTWANTCOCO!" Baxter yelled.
"Cool it, crazy girl." Heather took a step back.
"Bring them inside." Dove said looking over to the old contestants. When she looked back to the runway she saw something that surprised her.
"Well," She clapped. "Ain't this a sight to see?" She laughed. Vince and Even came up with two very tired looking girls on their backs. "I did not expect this! I thought you girls would be dead last! Good job! Just go up into the plane." Next to show up were Josh and Matten, then Mari, then Jun, then Ian, and Shika, and lastly Kaitlin showed up.
"Don't you look peachy?" Dove commented when Kaitlin got there.
Kaitlin tried to smile. "Ever so peachy." She quipped. Dove laughed and followed her up into the plane.
"Good to see that you are loving the hot towels." Dove laughed.
"Sooooooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiicccccccccccccccccccce…" Baxter moaned as she covered herself with hot towels and drank hot chocolate.
"Good to know, Baxter, thanks for sharing. Right in. My. Ear." Shika growled from where he was trying to sleep.
"Hey, bro!" Ivy called over to Dove. "Where's Mika?"
"Oh, Mikayla," Dove started. Yes, she is in the back part of the plane with Samuel where we treat sick/hurt people. She was hurt during the last part of the course."
"Really?" Jun asked.
"Yes," Dove said. "Really."
"No need for sarcasm." Baxter mock-scolded.
"Anyways, tonight what will happen – WAIT!" Dove suddenly yelled. "Where is Hanzo?" She asked.
"Again?" Jun asked.
Dove sighed heavily. "Yes, again." She groaned. "Hanzo, please tell me you're here." She pleaded.
"Uh, Dove?" Even said.
"What, Even?" Dove scanned the room franticly.
Even held up his hands. "I thought you'd like to know that Hanzo is right behind you is all."
Dove pinched the bridge of her nose. "Gods… Hanzo, please take a seat." She motioned to the rest of the group, when he was seated she spoke again.
"Anyways," She said exasperated. Dove looked back up to the group of teens. "Tonight there will be no elimination!"
"Are you kidding me?" Deborah said with the little amount of energy she had left.
"Nope!" Dove clapped. "It was a reward challenge! There is a reward though; I won't scam you of that! Since we don't have the proper plane to do the first class/second class thingy, you will be getting to reward at the next challenge! And The Untouchables will be getting the reward since Kerri got here first."
"Whooo…!" Was all they got from Josh who even did that half-assed.
"What is the next challenge?" Mari asked (she talks! *surprised face*She's a quiet person to begin with, it's hard to put in parts for her, I am sorry, I am trying).
"Not tellin'…! Right now at least. But Chris will be there, so there's that… and Samuel and Mika should be back in time for the next challenge. But for now get the rest you can, this flight will be fast!" With that Dove walked into the pilot's cabin and started prep.
"That was an exhausting day." Kerri said slumping into the chair next to Matt.
"Got that right… but I won the bet!" He cheered. Kerri raised an eye brow at him.
"What bet?" She asked.
"The one Josh and I had, who ever could last the longest without passing out. And I won." Matte smiled proudly.
"Aren't you tired now though?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah, I'm dead." Matt yawned.
"Then go to sleep." Kerri told him. He quirked a smile.
"Best idea I heard all day, thanks." He closed his eyes and fell into dream land.
"I had a good idea…" Kerri smiled. She flung her arms around Matten.
"Whoa!" He yelped startled. His face flushed when he realized what happened.
"Thanks, Matty." Kerri whispered.
"Umm," Matten patted her arm awkwardly. "You're welcome, I guess." Kerri let go of him and snuggled up in her chair and promptly fell asleep. Matt looked at her, still blushing. He heard a laugh from his right.
"That was nice of you, bro." Ivy told him. "'Night, Matty." Matt blushed even brighter.
"Yeah… Night." He mumbled. Then the intercom came on and softly a voice spoke,
"We will be turning the lights in the cabin down for the sleeping passengers and we ask you to close the window shades for those passengers, thank you. We are starting our decent from somewhere in Russia that I cannot pronounce the name of to Tokyo, Japan. Our travel time is approximately and hour and thirty-six minutes. Thank you and have a nice flight."
- Scene Change -
Will our contestants ever stop hurting themselves? What is in store for our blooming couples? And what is up with Kaitlin?Find out next time on Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa!
- Static -
- Total Drama Extra! -
*Pyro is seen sitting in a room next to his brother Benjamin*
Benjamin: "Um hi, I'm Benjamin, and this is my S-I mean Pyro. He would like to audition for your show. He would be doing this on his own, but he can't talk. So yeah he would really like to be on your show. So I hope that you decide to choose Sacha for-oh crap" *Pyro turns to Benjamin* "No, please it was slip of the tongue, don't do this Sacha!" *Pyro aims his flamethrower at Benjamin* "No, please-" *Scree goes black* *Screaming and the sound of a flamethrower* *Static*
Look! I finished it on time! I am proud of myself, and better yet, no one reminded me!
And I got you guys to make addition tapes for them so, why not use them? Plus some of them are pretty funny, but I'll only use the ones of the eliminated contestants.
And again, please go check out that poll; it'd be greatly appreciated since it is associated with this story.
Have a nice Spring Break,
Scar :}
