Hello, I know it's been a really long time, but I finally got this chapter finished. I think this may be the longest chapter I've written for this story so far, and I'm guessing they're just going to get longer and longer so it will take me longer then I would like to write for this story, as clearly seen through how horrible I've been with updating during my last semester at school, but I will be writing the next chapter this week, and hopefully it will be up Friday if not a few day from that, granted ignore that just in case cause I'm an idiot.
And thank you for being patient with me, I really wanted to get this chapter right for you guys.
I felt sassy while writing this so beware.
©Total Drama
©Scarlett Dove
Chapter 13: Animania
"Hello, viewers!" Chris said. "That's right, I'm back baby! And I won't disappear this time… No matter what that bird does." He said spitefully, but quickly put on a big smile. "Last time on Total Drama, we traveled to Japan! The contestants got their first taste at being thrown into a city that… none of them should've known about…" *Shows Jun, Hanzo, and Kerri * "But! A lot of the vict-contestants didn't know the city, leading to poor ol' Kerri getting her team lost. *Shows Kerri getting her team frazzled* Last episode was really boring. I'll even say it! And the reason? It didn't have me in it! *Scoff* What person wouldn't put me on my show?
*Theme Song*
Kaitlin glared at Ivy as she slept and winced when another kick was delivered. Ivy continued to sleep and snore lightly. Kaitlin ground her teeth.
"Iviline." She practically growled out. Another kick.
"Iviline." Kick.
"Goddamnit, Iviline." Kick. Kick.
"Iviline!" She stage yelled.
Another kick before a groan was emitted from Ivy. "What?" She asked groggily.
"I swear to god, if you kick me again-" Kaitlin started.
Ivy waved her arm around. "Yeah, yeah, whateva, bro." She mumbled before turning onto her front and snoring again.
Kaitlin took a deep breath before flopping down onto the bed and closing her eyes.
Only to open them when she was kicked again.
"Iviline!" She yelled.
"Bitch, shut up!" Was yelled from across the room.
- Scene Change -
"Damn, chick got some cords." Ian mumbled. Tristen shifted next to him.
"Well, she seems like the shrieking type." He murmured. Ian's lips pulled into a lazy smile.
Tristen blinked tiredly at him. "What?" He asked roughly.
"Nothin'." Ian said. Tristen rolled his eyes at him.
"You're so weird." He said before snuggling into his pillow, rather close to Ian.
Ian bit out a soft laugh. "I guess I am."
- Confession Cam -
Ian: *Dreamy look* Shit, man. Those eyes. There just so fuckin' blue, ya'know? Just so fuckin' sexy… oh shit. *Face palm* Please erase that. *Static*
- Confession Cam -
- Scene Change -
"Wakey, wakey, contestants!" Chris sang as he barged into the room full of sleeping teens.
"Fuck off!" Came Kevin's muffled reply.
"I would gladly, but I have to be here right now." They groaned as Chris smirked. Kevin flipped Chris off.
"Not appropriate in the least, Chris." Dove scolded as she walked in.
"Ugh," Vince groaned. "What time is it?"
"Six AM." Dove chirped.
"My fuck." Ian groaned.
"You swear a lot when you're tired, don't you?" Dove quirked an eyebrow.
"Screw off, then." Ian shoved his face into his pillow.
Tristen giggled and hit him with his pillow. "C'mon, get up you big vulgar fool."
- Scene Change -
"Aren't you… extra cute today." Josh smirked at Kerri, who was in a giant onesie.
"I know!" She squealed. "My first real day in Japan! I'm so excited."
Josh laughed. "Now, I must say, I feel stupid, but what are you again?"
Kerri giggled and rolled her eyes. "I'm Tottero silly!"
Josh mock bowed. "I'm sorry, fair Tottero, please forgive me." Kerri giggled.
"I forgive you, poor, poor, uneducated fellow!" She giggled. Josh straightened and held out an arm. "Shall we?" She asked formally.
Josh straightened and took her arm. "We shall." And they skipped out of the room together.
Kevin watched this scene unfold and blinked stupidly. "What the fuck."
- Scene Change -
"Why did we get the high up floor?" Even complained.
"Like I fuckin' know." Kevin spit on the ground.
"Charming." Deborah commented before turning to Even. "They wanted to treat us? Why do you think any of us would know?" Deborah raised an eyebrow at Even. Even tiredly shrugged.
"I just want food."
"You just want to sit on your butt all day." Deborah commented. Kevin smirked.
"Nah," Even waved his hand. "That would ruin this perfect body." He sarcastically motioned to his body.
Deborah rolled her eyes. "What a shame that would be."
"It'd be a crime to the community."
Kevin grunted. "More like a service." He said as the elevator dinged.
"Hey," Even said as Kevin pushed through them. "Rude."
Deborah hummed and cocked her head to the side as she watched Kevin walked into the lobby.
- Scene Change -
"Hello, contestants!" Christ started as the contestants joined them in a busy shopping area. "Today we are in Harajuku, Japan!"
Kerri screamed making passing pedestrians stop and look over. Ivy quickly covered her mouth and nodded over to Chris. "I got'er. Keep going."
"Ookay," Dover said clapping her hands together. "Now, as you can see," She motioned to the people around her in odd clothing. "Harajuku is knoa well-known shopping distirict in Japan and is known for their cosplay."
"Which is what you will be doing today." Chris said. "In true Japanese style you will-"
Dove shook her head in defeat. "There is so much more to Japan you idi-"
"-be participating in this… er-fad." Dove pinched the bridge of her nose.
"You're such a fucking idiot." She said under her breath before looking back up at the contestants. "Questions?"
"What's cosplay?" Even deadpanned. Kerri gasped while many other just blinked at him. "What?"
"Even I know what cosplay is." Hanzo said before turning away from him.
"Jesus fucking- are you going to tell me or what?"
Dove smirked. "Cosplay is "costume play". It's when you dress up as a fictional character."
Even shook his head in disbelief. "Couldn't you just have said that in the beginning then acting like I just committed a felony?"
Kevin laughed. "Oh, look. He speaks English. What a thought." Which earned him an elbow to the gut courtesy of Tris.
Even glared at the red-head. "Oh, ha ha. How funny."
"Girls, you done fighting now?" Chris smirked.
Dove smiled. "Now that that's cleared up, how about we start this challenge? You will each pick a slip of paper out of a hat that will decide your costume, and then you'll have to give your most accurate presentation of said character."
"We will be moving to a nearby theater for the costumes since we are not giving you money to buy things. That'd be a waste of the budget!"
- Scene Change -
The contestants gathered around Chris backstage in a theater. "Dove will be coming around with a hat. Who's first?" He asked.
"Ooh! Ooh! Me!" Kerri jumped up.
Dove came up to her and Kerri grabbed a slip form inside. She unfolded it and read: "Gou from 'Free!'." She gasped and jumped up and down.
"I'm sorry what?" Dove asked confused.
"She's from the gay swimming anime!" Kerri exclaimed.
Tristen laughed. "That's the best way to describe her." Dove looked over to him.
"You know who that is?" Tris smirked.
"It was all over Tumblr, never found out the name though, I would've watched it."
"Oh mer gerd! It was heart wrenching!" Kerri hugged the slip of paper.
"Dually noted." Tris nodded.
"I'm so confused." Ian whispered. Tris patted his cheek.
"Don't worry, honey, they all are." Ian blushed bright red.
"Okay, next!" Ivy stepped up and stuck her hand in the hat, and read the slip of paper.
"Oh hell yeah! Freddy Krueger!"
"Oh, damn." Matt laughed.
"Next!" Matt reached in and took out a slip.
"Oh come on, can you get any more mainstream?" Matt scoffed. Chris rolled his eyes.
"Care to share?" Jun droned.
"The Eleventh Doctor."
Dove glared at Matt. "Don't you hate on my baby." She said before sticking the hat out at Samuel. He sighed and took out a slip and stared at it, petrified.
"Oh god… Robin Thicke." Kevin burst out laughing.
"Oh, I bet you'd love to be him." Kaitlin sneered. Kevin stopped laughing and glared at Kaitlin.
"Oh, yeah, I'd love to be him. I'd love to let my little sister know that I look up to that pedophile that grinds up on underage women and cheats on his fucking wife. Yeah, I'd love to show her that that's fucking okay, to let yourself be fucking grabbed in inappropriate ways just because they're some fucking celebrity. So, yeah, I'd love to be that fucking bitch." Kevin's face turned red as he glared hard at Kaitlin. She pursed her lips and turned away. The rest of them were silent.
- Confession Cam -
Kaitlin: Well, then. *huff** Static*
Samuel: I wasn't expecting that. I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that. *Static*
Deborah: I'm surprised. I am. Pleasantly so, though. *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Would you like to pick next Kevin?" Dove moved the hat in front of him. He reached in and grabbed a slip.
"Heath Ledger's Joker." He read.
"Fitting." Chris commented.
Kevin snorted. "Sure."
"Next!"
"Not that again!" Vince exclaimed. Dove smirked and shoved the hat in front of Vince. He frowned and picked a slip.
"Princess Peach." He laughed.
"Oh la la." Chris chuckled.
"Oh, that's perfect!" Even laughed and clapped him on his shoulder.
Vince glared at him. "Let's see what you get then!"
Even snickered. "Sure, sure." He picked a slip and read: "Tony Stark. What? Not even Iron Man?"
"You're not special enough." Vince smirked. Even elbowed Vince.
"Screw off man."
Vince leaned over and whispered in Rosie's ear. "He's just jealous that he isn't the actual superhero."
Rose smiled lightly and shook her head. "He definitely wants to wear a tiara." Vince straightened and smirked at her. She blushed bright red and turned away from him.
- Confession Cam -
Vince: *Exasperated* Really?! *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Pick, Miss Rosie." Rose smiled lightly and picked out a slip.
She read: "Harley Quinn." And blushed even brighter and Vince's mouth hung open and he got a far off look.
"Keep the boner down, bro." Even snickered. Vince snapped out of it and smacked Even upside the head.
Deborah put a hand on Rosie's shoulder and smiled at her reassuringly.
She then moved to pick one out herself. She paled slightly as she read it. "Don't worry, Rose." She said quietly. "You're not the only one."
"Why? What did you get?" Mika asked.
"Yeah," Baxter said. "Which porn star?"
Chris snorted then got a look from Dove and he shut up. "Very inappropriate, Baxter, very inappropriate." He coughed.
"And suddenly, Chris is whipped." Shika drawled. The contestants had a snicker before getting a look from Chris.
"Who is it?" Dove asked smirking.
Deborah took a deep breath before answering. "Jessica Rabbit."
"Oh my god, yes." Dove burst out laughing.
"You'll look sexy, babe." Even winked at her. Kevin growled lowly.
Deborah placed a hand on her hip and gave him a look. "Oh, yeah," She said sarcastically. "I'll make sure to make myself look extra nice for you." She scoffed and flicked her bangs.
Even gave her a lewd smile. "I'm sure you will." He said lowly. Deborah rolled her eyes and paid him no mind.
Tris smirked at the interaction and looked over at Kevin, who looked ready to rip apart Even.
"You okay?" He asked quietly.
"I think I'm ready to murder a man." Kevin seethed.
"Kevin!" Kevin just set his jaw on edge more.
- Confession Cam -
Tristen: This one has anger management problems. Mmhm. *Nods* *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Moving on!" Dove moved away from the group and stopped in front of Josh. "Pick!"
"Ezio, nice." Josh smiled.
"I'm sorry," Mika shook her head. "Wat?"
"He's from Assassins Creed Brotherhood." Josh explained. Mika nodded slowly.
"Riiiiiiight." She said. "Gottcha."
Dove spun away from him. "Mari!" The quiet girl looked at her then picked out a piece of paper.
"Master Cheif." She read. They looked at her for more but she just stood there.
"You're so quiet." Dove said before slowly stepping away from her.
"Pick one." She whispered stopping in front of Tristen.
He smiled and reached in and pulled one out. "Sherlock Holmes." He read the slip. He then frowned. "The original?" He asked looking up at the host's. Dove and Chris shared a look. Chris shrugged and Dove turned back to Tris.
She bit her lip. "Umm... you know what? No, it's too easy. "
"Which one then?" Tris asked.
Dove smacked her lips before nodding. "Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock, that one will be interesting." She hummed, please with herself before pushing the hat in front of Ian.
He reached in and pulled out the slip. "Batman."
"Spandex version." Dove breathed out before walking away, quiet weirdly too.
Tristen snickered at Ian slightly mortified look. He nudged Ian. "I'm sure you'll look very nice in the spandex." He smiled. Ian froze, blushed, and dropped the paper.
"Uuuuuuuuh…"
- Confession Cam -
Ian: Imma idiot. Imma idiot. Imma idiot. Really? Fuckin' "uuuh"? What happened to fuckin' smooth me?! What the flyin' fuck!" *Static*
- Confession Cam -
Kerri smiled. "You two are just so cute!" They both blushed.
Ian laughed awkwardly and rubbed his neck. "I'm not, ya'kno… yeah… Imma… ya'kno…" Tristen's shoulders drooped slightly, that went unnoticed by Ian.
Kerri smiled and shook her head. "Yes, yes! Of course!" She giggled.
"Jun!" Dove said placing the hat in front of the girl.
She picked out a slip. "Old Fall Out Boy." Jun looked up at the two hosts. "What?"
Dove bit her lip and looked thoughtful. "Think… early 2000's angsty teenager."
"Uuuuh… I will try… I guess." Jun intoned.
Dove laughed and moved to Shika. "Sleepy head!"
"Waaaaaat?" He groaned not opening his eyes.
"Do you even know what you're doing?" Shika cracked open and eye and raised an eyebrow.
"Yeees."
"Then what are you to be doing?" Dove placed a hand on her hip.
"You are my English teacher." Shika drawled before picking up a slip and reading it. "Grumpy Bear."
"That's perf!" Baxter yelled. She grabbed Shika's arm and tugging on it. Shika snorted and closed his eyes again.
"Whatever."
Baxter pouted before smiling again. "I wanna go!" She said before snatching out a slip.
"Wat!" Baxter exclaimed dumbfounded, "Who?"
"Who is it?" Chris asked.
"You don't even know who that is." Dove scoffed looking at the slip. "What do they teach you children now a days?"
"Who is it?" Shika asked irritated.
"Wednesday Addams." Baxter read.
"Oh! Good luck!" Tristan laughed lightheartedly. Baxter pouted at him.
Chris laughed. "I make the best choices."
Dove gave him a doubtful look. "You don't even know who that is."
Chris gave his trade-mark smirk, "Guilty!"
"Kaitlin." Dove motioned to the hat. Kaitlin humphed and picked out a paper.
"At least it's a strong female." She said. "Katniss Everdeen."
- Confession Cam -
Kevin: *Snorts* Yeah, a strong women for a weak girl. Bitch. *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Mr. Hanzo."
"Arigatō." He bowed before picking one himself.
He read: "V from V for Vendetta."
"That book was so cool." Tristen said.
Deborah furrowed her eyebrows. "There was a movie too, right?" Tristen nodded.
"There was quite a bit changed though."
"Really?" Deborah asked. "Huh, I haven't read it yet."
"Yeah, you'd be surprised." Tristen said.
"If you two are done geeking out." Chris interrupted.
"And last!" Dove smirked stopping in front of Mika. "But certainly not least; Mika. Care to pick?"
"Yup!" She smiled and reached in.
She pulled out a slip and read: "Disney's Rapunzel." She looked up at Dove and pouted.
Dove smiled. "You get to hit things with a pan."
Mika deflated. "But then I'd need a Eugene." She whined.
"Oh! You've seen it! You're good." Dove bopped Mika on the head before returning to her spot beside Chris.
"Now that you all have characters, you can use anything here to use in your costume. You have an hour, which starts about… now." Chris said. The contestants stared at him.
"Well, go!" Chris demanded. They all snapped out of it and scurried off.
"And don't break anything!" Dove called after them.
"Not gunna promise anything!" Josh called.
- Scene Change -
Deborah sorted through the racks upon racks of clothing with a disgruntled facial expression. "Yellow, green, pink, god damn it!" She yelled. "Where can you find a red dress around here?!" She pressed her hands against her hip to keep from knocking the damn rack over.
"You mean like this, sweet cheeks?" Deborah spun around the see Kevin holding up a strapless red dress. He had a smug look on his face and Deborah glared at him.
"Where did you find that?" She snapped. Kevin smirked only widened.
"Don't cha want it?" He teased swinging the dress back and forth. Deborah pursed her lips.
"What do you want, Kevin?"
Kevin gave her a sickly sweet smile. "Nothing, Debbie." Deborah made a grab for the dress, but Kevin moved it an inch back. "Ah ah, Miss Debbie."
Deborah glared harder at the dark haired male. "Don't call me that." She sneered. Kevin smirked leisurely.
"Do you want the dress or not?" Deborah glared hard at Kevin.
"What do you want?" She crossed her arms.
Kevin smirked. "I want to make a deal." Deborah's glare dropped into a look of surprise.
"What?" Kevin's smirk widened.
"You heard me."
Deborah shook her head. "Why would you make a deal with me?" She asked. "I'm not even on your team!"
"Exactly the point." Kevin took a step towards her. "You and I both know that we are most likely going to make to where the teams split, at least, so, I want to make a deal. We have each other's back once the teams disintegrate." Deborah took a protective stance once more.
"So, you want an alliance." She grunted.
"Yeah, I do." Kevin gave her a once over before he thrust the dress in her hands. Deborah looked at him quizzically. "Look at it as an investment. I'm not all that bad, Debbi." He smirked and walked away from her.
Deborah's head snapped up to glare at him again. "Don't call me "DEBBI"!"
- Scene Change -
"Oh, wow, that… is something." Josh said slowly.
"Dude, don't get me started." Ian groaned picking at the grey tights.
"I don't know, they're kinda cute." Tris laughed. Ian stopped and blushed red.
"C-cute?"
Tris smirked. "And you're just fueling it. C'mon, be the batman to my robin." He winked. Ian made an internal dying noise. "Anyways, see ya, boys! I need to find a trench coat!" He said walking away from them. Ian sat there and stared as Tristen walked away.
Josh laughed. "You're an idiot." He commented. Ian glared at the other man.
"I know that!" Ian yelled stomping away. Josh laughed even harder.
"Ah," He sighed. "He's an idiot."
- Scene Change -
"Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink…" Mika droned. "It's like hell."
"That's funny." Mika squeaked and looked over to see Ivy holding a red and green stripped sweater and a fedora on her head and a big smirk on her face.
"That's funnier." Mika pouted.
"Not for me!"
"Whateva, girl." Ivy laughed. "How's the searchin' goin'?" Mika viasbly diflated.
"Every dress is pink! Rapunzel's dress is purple!" She glared over at the rack of pink. "I hate pink." She grumbled.
Ivy laughed. "Whelp, you are lookin' under 'pink'."
Mika looked at Ivy with big eyes. "What?"
Ivy raised an eyebrow at her. "Everything in this area's colour coated, Mika."
Mika looked up to the celling and yelled; "Are you kidding me?!" And then proceeded to stop around looking for a rack of purple.
"Use common sense, dude!" Ivy yelled over to her.
"I'm trying to!"
- Confession Cam -
Ivy: That chick's funny. *Static*
Mika: Where's the frick fracking purple?! *Static*
- Scene Change -
"Now you're just cheating." Baxter pouted.
Shika made a noise but kept his eyes closed. Baxter crossed her arms.
"You don't even have a storm cloud!"
"How do you know what a Care Bear looks like?" Shika grumbled.
"Just cause I'm Irish don't mean I didn't grow up with it!" Baxter pursed her lips together.
"Boohoo."
"SHHHHHHHHHiiiika!"
"I am a fucking Care Bear, Baxter, now leave me alone."
"No!"
"Why?"
"I need help, that's why!"
Shika popped one eye open to look at the uncomfortable looking red-head. "What do you mean?"
"I need help." She mumbled flexing her fists.
Shika sighed and snuggled back into his blue and white onesie. "Just get a black dress and wig and act all dark."
"But I don't know how to do that!" Baxter yelled.
"Then ask someone else." Shika closed his eye.
"But I want you're help!" Baxter protested.
"Why?" Baxter was quiet for a second.
"I don't know." She said with a confused expression.
Shika sighed. "Leave me alone Baxter."
Baxter glared at the resting boy. "Fine!" She yelled before stomping away.
Shika popped open an eye once more to look as Baxter walked away. He clenched his jaw before going back to sleep.
- Confession Cam -
Shika: *Mumbles* She's such an idiot, can't she catch on that I don't- I don't, auugh. Sometimes I can't fucking stand her. *Static*
Baxter: Poopy pants *Static*
- Confession Cam -
Even did up the last button in his jacket and slipped on a pair of black aviators. "Eh? Eh? How do I look?"
"Like a douche bag?" Vince said.
Even's sunglasses slipped down his nose as he gave him a look. "Dude,"
Vince smirked and raised his arms in surrender. "You have a shapie'ed goatee on your face. You look like a dick."
Even shoved his glasses back up his nose. "Haha, at least I'm not the idiot that can't find a costume."
"Hey, hey," Vince defended. "I have found the dress… and the wig…"
"And the heels?" Even teased.
"They never said anything about heels!"
"We are going to lose this because of you." Even remarked.
"Not true." Vince pointed at Even. "…Maybe."
"We're doomed."
- Scene Change -
"I'm doomed." Rose muttered as she held up a short black and red checkered dress. She blew air from her nose and closed her eyes.
"Don't say that, you'll be fine." Rose jumped and looked over to Kaitlin braiding her hair.
"Oh, it you." Rose let out a breath.
Kaitlin raised an eyebrow. "Only me? Ouch, Rosie." Rose blushed and stuttered an apology.
"No-no, I didn't- no – I didn't mean it like-!" Kaitlin laughed.
"I'm just pulling your chain, don't worry." She teased.
"Oh."
"Anyways," Kaitlin carried on. "Having trouble?"
"Only a little, I'm fine though." Rose said. Kaitlin hummed.
"Go put the dress on." Rose looked over at her with panicked look. "Don't worry, just put it on."
- Scene Change -
"You do not talk much." Tristen said. "Buuuut, hi." Hanzo looked over at Tris and nodded at him.
- Confession Cam -
Tristen: I will get him to talk to me. *Static*
- Confession Cam -
Tristen's shoulders sagged. "Do you like my trench coat?" Hanzo nodded again as he slipped on a black cape and a tall black hat.
"Do I look like Sherlock?" Hanzo shrugged.
Tristen sighed. "I will get a word out of you." He pointed accusingly at Hanzo before slowly backing up till he was out of site. Once he was out of site Hanzo sent an amused look in his direction.
- Confession Cam -
Tristen: *loudly* Mark my words... I shall make Hanzo Hattori talk...! *talks normally and deflates* I swear, he's doing it on purpose! *Static*
Hanzo: *looks amused* *Static*
- Confession Cam -
- Scene Change -
"Holy. Crap. You look like an idiot." Matt smirked.
Samuel glared at the bow tie wearing guy. "You think I picked this?" He spat.
Matt raised his hands and tried not to snicker the black and white striped suit that Sam was modelling. "Oh, we all know you didn't." He snickered and slapped Samuel on the back before leaving.
Sam looked back into the mirror and grimaced. "I feel like a sleaze ball."
- Scene Change -
"Oh!" Kerri squealed. "Found it!" She said picking up a plaid skirt.
"What did you find?" Jun asked, slipping a red scarf around her neck.
Kerri giggled. "Can't tell! Not on my team!" Jun turned to Kerri with a small smile.
"Fine by me." She said. "Just don't try anything." Jun winked at Kerri before tying up her scarf.
- Scene Change -
"He can go lick the back of em', I don't give a fuck!" Baxter said in a heavy Irish accent and kicked a few crates over before plopping down next to Tristen's feet.
"And what did Shika do?" Tristen glanced down at Baxter.
"Oh, he's bein' an aul git." Baxter grumbled. Tristen blinked and slowly looked down at Baxter.
"That's... A new voice... You're Irish?"
Baxter glared up at him. "Go fack yourself, course I am." She said before pulling her knees up to her chest.
Tristen smirked and sat down. "I like it, don't worry, but what's up?"
"The fuckin' ballbeg, I swear, fuckin' hate em." Baxter grumbled. Tristen smirked and sighed.
"So this is you when you're mad, I think I can live with that." Tris laughed but soon sobered up. "But seriously, what's up?"
Baxter visibly deflated and looked up at Tristen with big hazel eyes. "Can ye help me?"
Tristen ruffled her hair. "Course I can, squirt." Baxter pushed away his hand and laughed.
"Fuck off, dickbrain." She said. Tris laughed.
"You are so teaching me your slang." Tris stood up and held out a hand to Baxter. "Let's find a wig!"
"Shut yer gob."
- Scene Change -
"We said an hour... Right?" Dove asked Chris as she threw a ball at the wall repeatedly.
Chris let out a long sigh. "Yup."
Dove drained her neck to look back at him. "And how much longer?"
Chris smirked and closed his eyes. "Like I know! I'm me!" He said crossing his arms behind his head. "That's what interns are for!"
Dove rolled her eyes. "God, you're an idiot."
- Scene Change -
"TIMES UP!" Was blared over the speakers in the hallways.
"Dude!" Kevin yelled. "We heard you!"
"THAN COME TO THE STAGE!"
"OKAY, ASSHOLE!"
- Scene Change -
"Are you excited?" Kerri asked Mari bouncing up and down.
Mari looked over and Kerri and quirked a small smile. "Yes."
Kerri beamed over at Mari. "I love your body paint, it's so cool!"
"Thank you." Mari thanked her. "I like your hair." Kerri threaded her fingers through her red wig.
"Thanks."
Dove and Chris walked out onto the stage and looked out towards the seats where the contestants were scattered.
"Okay, contestants!" Chris called out towards them. "I hope you had a hard time finding your costumes!" the contestants rolled their eyes at him.
Dove elbowed Chris. "We will be started the competition in a minute. You will be scored on how you interpret the character through costume and acting!" There was a uproar throughout the contestants.
"QUIET!"
"OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING USING THE- Chef?" Kevin asked in surprise.
Chef stomped out onto the stage in his pink ball gown. "Now listen here maggots! YOU WILL ACT THIS DAMN SCENE OUT! YOU WILL REPRESENT YOUR CHARACTER, GOD DAMMIT!"
Dove smiled. "Thank you, Chef."
"My pleasure." Chef tipped his hat at Dove.
Chris gave him a look. "Are you kidding me?"
"Mika! You're up first!"
- Scene Change -
Dove and Chris now sat in the seats of the theater with the other contestants. Mika was up on the stage in a purple dress and her long hair braided, she shifted from one foot to the other a few times.
"Go, Mika."
Mika sucked in a deep breath and started running around the stage franticly. "THIS IS AMAZING!" She yelled. Then she stopped and fell to the floor. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what will my mother think? It'll hurt her so much to see that I'm gone… I wanna go back to the tower!" The Mika jumped up once more and started to run around laughing again.
Mika stopped in the middle of the stage and bowed.
Her team whooped and cheered, Mika blushed and rubbed her wrist, smiling brightly.
"Shika!"
- Scene Change -
Shika stood in the middle of the stage in a blue onesie with a light blue belly.
Dove and Chris glanced at each other. They already told him to go. "Uhh… you can go, Shika." Chris said again.
Shika growled under his breath and glared at the host. "Not Shika you maroon."
"Ahhh, okay then, thank you." Dove said while she scribbled down some notes. "You can go now."
Shika turned and stalked off the stage grumbling under his breath.
"Mari!"
- Scene Change -
Mari walked out onto the stage with green armor on and a green face paint with yellow goggles. She held a large gun in her hands.
"Go."
Mari rolled over on her shoulder and pretended to shoot at the corner of the room. Mari got to her feet and ran towards the edge of the stage where she Halo-style jumped off and run towards the audience, firing her gun all the while. She continued to run as she made her way towards Chris, where she stopped and pretended to hit him across the face with her gun and then shot him with a paint ball.
"OH MY GOD, MAN!" Chris yelled, cradling his paint soaked forehead.. "Why'd you do that?!"
Mari rested her gun against her shoulder and looked defiantly at Chris. "You're the target."
Chris shot Dove a look as she stifled a laugh. "For the love of- NEXT!"
"Deborah!"
- Scene Change -
Deborah shuffled out onto the stage in red pumps and a red strapless dress. Her bangs were pushed over her left eye with bring red lipstick on her lips. She pulled up her dress with purple gloved hands.
"Deborah?" Dove called hesitantly. "Start when you're ready, okay?"
"Uh, o-okay." Deborah mumbled. She turned to the side and put her hands on her waist and gave the audience a slightly constipated look.
"I'm not bad," Deborah cracked a smirk and tried to keep in a giggle. "I'm just drawn that way…" She then promptly fell.
"I'm so confused!" Vince laughed. Rose next to him giggled.
"Oh my gosh…" Deborah wheezed. She stood back up and dusted off her hands. She looked over to Chris and Dove. They were trying not to crack a smile. Chris's face was red, with holding it.
Deborah blushed and covered her face and walked off the stage.
"N-next: Ian!"
- Scene Change -
"Ian?" Chris called out. "Dude?" the stage was empty, no sight of Ian anywhere.
"I'm off stage! Just tell me when!" Ian voice came from… somewhere.
They looked out onto the stage and tried to catch a glimpse at him, no luck.
"Umm," Dove bit her lip. "When?"
Nothing happened for a moment; than Ian came out dropping from a rope attached form the baring's on the stages celling, his cap flowing behind him. He fell silently and landed on the stage floor. Ian glided to the middle of the stage in a grey spandex suit with a black cape, black briefs, and a black mask over his eyes.
"Nice buldge!" Kevin yelled out. Tris slapped Kevin's chest, not tearing his eyes off of Ian.
Ian took his cape by his hands and spun around, bringing the cape around him, Dracula-style. He glared out into the crowed and scrunched up his face.
"I'm Batman." He grunted out before he glided off of the stage once more.
There was a moment of silence before they begun to clap and cheer.
"Wholly shit." Chris snickered into his hands. Dove smacked him upside his head.
"Even, you're up!"
- Scene Change -
Even swaggered out onto the stage in a pinstriped suit and aviators.
Even stopped at the front of the stage and ripped off his aviators and flung them across the theater, effectively hitting Kevin in the face.
"Douche!"
Even smirked. "You suck, I'm amazing. I'm an epic mother fucker, and I'm a fucking genius, so, how the hell will I ever be defeated." He held out his arms to and basked in the blazing light of the stage.
The contestants blinked, not quite sure what to think of his performance.
- Confession Cam -
Kevin: *Scowls* what a fucking dick. *Static*
Matt: ~It's time~ *clap* ~to lose~ *clap* ~we're gunna lose~ *clap* ~yeaaaaaah~ *jazz hands**Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Errrr," Dove intoned. "You may evacuate the stage, Even." She looked down and scribbled something on the paper in front of her.
"Whom is this "Even" fellow?" Even belted out, still in the same position.
"Get off the fuckin' stage, ya dick!" Baxter yelled out.
Everyone turned to look at a fuming Baxter, Tris, who was next to her, shrugged, but glared at Shika.
Samuel glanced between the three and hummed. Kerri grasped his arm, looking expectantly at Sam. "What's going on?" She stage-whispered at him. Sam shook his head and brought his index finger to his lips. Kerri pouted and turned back to the stage where Even was slinking off the stage.
"That was… eh, um-" Dove blinked.
"-Unexpected?" Chris finished.
"Oui."
"Alright…" Chris raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow at the white-haired woman next to him. She turned towards him and copied his expression.
"No sex, kiddos!"
Dove blushed and called out: "Kerri!"
- Scene Change -
Kerri came out onto the stage skipping in a school girl's outfit – which got a few whistles - and a dark red wig in a ponytail. She then suddenly stopped and fell to ground sighing dramatically.
Kerri draped a hand over her forehead and said: "Look at all the muscles and tones bodies! By god! I'm going to faint with all this hotness." Then she dropped fully with a thump and closed her eyes.
Dove laughed and said: "Spot on! Spot on!"
"Kevin!"
- Scene Change -
Kevin came out wearing a purple suit with a green waist coat. His hear was mussed to oblivion and sprayed green. His face was painted white with black smeared around his eye sockets and red painted into a crude sadistic smile. He gave the audience a crazy eyed smile.
"You can start whenever, Kev." Dove said leaning forwards to watch.
Kevin started to cackled and meander around the stage slumped over giving the crowd a sick grin.
He suddenly clapped his hands together. "And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!"" He yelled in a scratchy voice. "Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust?" He hushed his voice for a moment and looked at the crowd. "Me?" He crooned. He then stood straight and smiled. "I'm giving away free money." He motioned to himself extravagantly. "And where is the Batman?" He stopped for a moment before he continued with a loud, brash, angry yell. "HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!" Kevin's whole body shook as he stood back up, looking much more Kevin-like.
His team stood up and clapped and cheered. Deborah sat near the back and clapped slowly, looking at Kevin with a keen eye. He winked at her.
- Confession Cam -
Deborah: *Smirks* Maybe… he isn't that much of a dunce… he can actually do something right. *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Matt!"
- Scene Change -
Matt came out from backstage in a pressed dress shirt, suspenders, and a blue bowtie. Other than that he looked the same, but he walked with a slight hunch.
Dove smirked and leaned back, watching how this will pay out. Chis looked over at her, slightly worried for his life.
- Confession Cam -
Dove: *Scoffs* And he was complaining about Eleven earlier? Bull shit. He knows how he walks! *Static*
Matt: *Crosses arms* Like I watch that mainstream show, that's blasphemy! *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Well!" Matt started with a horrible accent, which earned him a few giggles. "Rule one! The Doctor lies," He looked at the audience. "And don't, don't… wander off!" Then Matt stood up properly and looked ready to shoot himself. "I'm done."
"Then get off the fucking stage!"
"Tristen!"
"Next: Josh!"
- Scene Change -
Four interns were lined up on the stage. Then Josh, dressed in a white robe with red accents and a large hood, cane running onto the stage. He skidded to a stop and looked around franticly. He spotted the internes and ran over to them, squeezing in-between two of them he smirked.
"They will never find me here." He crossed his arms over his chest and two sliver pointed things came out of the forearm area.
Another intern came out onto the stage and looked around for a moment; she looked over to where the interns and Josh stood and asked: "Do you know where Ezio is?"
The interns shook their heads and the other intern shrugged and walked off stage.
Josh's smirk became wider. "Knew it." He then ran off stage to join the rest of the cast. The people who played the game before laughed.
"Nice!" Chris yelled over the laughter.
"Tris!"
- Scene Change -
Tristen walked out onto the stage wearing a black wool trench coat, slacks, and a blue scarf tied around his neck.
He looked out into the crowd before pointing to nothing in particular and said with an accent: "When we first met you told me that disguise is always a self-portrait—how true of you. The combination to your safe: your measurements." He pulled a phone out of his pocket and tapped it. "But this, this is far more intimate. This is your heart. And you should never let it rule your head." He paused. "You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you worked for. But you just couldn't resist it, could you?" Tristen began to pace. "I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you for the final proof." He pointed with the phone in his hand towards the hosts.
"I was just playing the game." Dove said simply, much to Chris' chagrin.
Tristen smirked like a mad man. "I know." He said. "And this is just losing." He typed something on the screen and showed it to the audience 'I AM SHERLOCKED' was splayed across the screen. Tristen put the phone away and walked off the stage to applause.
"Vince!"
- Scene Change -
Wolf whistles and cheers were thrown around when Vince strutted out awkwardly in pink pointed heels, a pink dress that was stretched much too far over his chest and only reached his knees, and long white gloves. On his head was a comically haughty blond wig with a little shining tiara. His face had blue eye shadow caked onto his eyes and a hideous shade of pink lipstick - somehow well applied – on his lips.
"Nice legs bubby." Even whistled. Vince scrunched up his face and giggled.
Vince stopped in the middle of the sage and cocked a hip.
Baffled, Chris said: "You can start whenever."
Vince put his hands in front of his mouth and rocked up and down on the balls of his feet, giggling in a high pitched tone. Then he cocked out his hips and posed.
He did this for about four minutes alternating his stance all while his teammates were pissing themselves.
- Confession Cam -
Kevin: *Laughing* Holy fuck man! Oh my god! *Static*
Deborah: Nope, nope, I am dead! *Static*
Even: *Chuckling* he has some nice calves.*Static*
Baxter: *Confused* Did I seriously juts hear him say that?*Static*
Baxter and Kerri: *Kerri sits down on Baxter's lap* Yeah! *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"Okay, okay, stop!" Dove had tears coming out of her eyes. "I can't take it anymore!"
Vince took a more natural stance looking much more out of place in his heels then he did before. He smirked when he saw how utterly debauched he made everyone.
The back row of the contestants stood and gave him a round of applause. Vince mocked curtsied.
"Okay, Vince we're going to keep you up there for a moment." Chris said through his giggles.
"Alright." Vince said in his normal voice.
"How-" Dove tried to control her chuckles. "How was that for you?"
"Gotta say," Vince said bouncing in his heels. "They're growing on me." he said motioning to his heels.
"Really?!" Even called out. He soon got a smack to his head via Josh.
"Okay, have fun in the outfit." Chris motioned him off the stage.
"Sam!"
- Scene Change -
Sam stood in the middle of the stage looking very… odd. He was in a pinstriped suit with a half-tucked black silk shirt opened widely at the neck. His hair was slicked back and his eyes were covered with big black shades.
Sam put his hands in his pockets and smiled painfully at the audience. "My hair is slicked back with the slime trail I leave behind when I walk." A chorus of "ooohs" was heard.
"Blurred lines~" Sam sarcastically sung. "AKA: 'no' means 'yes', I don't need a woman's consent for anything." He quipped. The contestants laughed.
"I wrote a whole album to get my wife back after I cheated her, and did it all publicly to pressure her into getting back with me even though I'm worse than Gaston. Goodnight." Sam bowed and walked off of the stage.
"Ivy!"
- Scene Change -
Ivy came out with her hair tucked into her black fedora. She wore a black and red stripped sweater and she had sharp knives at the ends of her gloves. She smiled like a manic as she walked about the stage saying in a rough voice: "My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home." Ivy stunned them into a silence with her monologue.
"Did you… did you really memorize that?" Chris asked slowly.
Ivy quickly snapped out of her character and nodded her head. "Yup! I love this stuff!"
"Good ta know." Dove said in a tight voice. "You may go."
Chris smirked. "You scared?" He leered. "I can keep you safe." Dove glared at him and flicked his nose.
"No you couldn't. You are the biggest scaredy cat I know."
"Hey!"
"Rose!"
- Scene Change -
Rose stood slumped in the middle of the stage wearing a short red and black checkered dress, big clunky platform boots, and her hair parted in two high pigtails. She rubbed her arms like she was cold and looked uncomfortable behind her black mask.
"Start whenever, honey." Dove prompted.
"Umm… I love the Joker…?" She looked up at the hosts. "I'll do anything for him…"
"Yes! Yes! Come over here, darling!" Kevin said in the scratchy voice jumping up onto the stage, holding out his arms to her. Rose blushed but ran over to him and jumped him. Kevin carried her off the stage while everyone gave a light clap.
- Scene Change -
"What the hell, man?" Ivy hit Kevin's shoulder once he returned to his seat.
"She was dying out there, she needed to get off the stage, and I think she was going to throw up." Kevin reasoned.
"You just helped her!" Ivy protested.
"Bullshit." Kevin snorted. "She didn't know who Harley Quinn was, she was lucky she knew that she was in love with the Joker, I expected her to do nothing. I wasn't really that accurate there anyway." Ivy huffed when Kevin waved her off and she sat back in her seat.
- Scene Change -
"Jun!"
- Scene Change -
Jun came out wearing a rumpled white dress shirt and a red tie. She had on black baggy skinny jeans with chains attached to them and checkered slip on vans. Jun had black smudged around her eyes and she stood with a slouch.
"Go." Chris giggled.
"Hey," Jun started in a prissy guy-ish voice. "I hate my parents, I hate everything, and they say I'm gay but I'm not. I only kissed one guy and slept with two others, that doesn't mean I'm gay, god." Jun groaned.
"This was me five years ago." Tristen whispered to Ian with a smirk.
Ian snorted. "No, it wasn't."
"It was~"
"So since I hate everything, let's play some fucking music." Jun finished.
"You really don't know who Fall Out Boy is do you?" Dove wheezed from laughing too hard.
"Kind of, my friend sent a recording of this complaining emo kid that had the guitarist or bassist of the band as the cover. So that's where that came from." Jun explained.
"OMG I love that recording!" Mika screamed.
"I'm now deaf! Kaitlin for once I'm actually asking you to do something so I don't have to listen to that!" Chris cringed.
Kaitlin scrunched up her face. "Excuse me?"
- Scene Change -
Kaitlin walked out in dark greens: pants, shirt, and jacket, sans the boots which were black. Her hair was braided to the side and she was holding a make-shift bow and arrow. Her face looked a little duckish… she was squinting her eyes and pursing her lips.
- Confession Cam -
Dove: I think she's trying to look serious…? *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"I have to win for Prim." She then crouched down and shot the arrow at the hosts, who just watched as the arrow reached only half way before I fell.
"Uuuuh… good job…" Chris raised his eyebrows, glancing at Dove who only shrugged.
"Why did she throw the contest?" Dove whispered to him.
"I don't know." Chris looked at Kaitlin suspiciously.
"Next: Hanzo!"
- Scene Change -
Hanzo came out in a thick black cape wearing, a pale Guy Fox mask, and his hood pulled over his head so only his mask was seen. Hanzo slowly and silent made his way to center stage.
"...A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, blowing up a building can change the world." Behind the white curtain separating backstage from front a loud explosion occurred with red flashing lights.
Everyone screamed and ducked under their seats. When nothing happed they began to rise above their seats once more and saw that it was nothing more than effects and lights.
"Where is Hanzo!?" Dove cried when he was no longer on stage. "That little shit!" She stomped her foot.
"He'll show up." Chris nodded sitting back down in his seat.
"He better." She grumbled.
"And lastly: Baxter!"
- Scene Change -
Baxter stood on the stage with her hair in tight braided pig tails and a plain black dress with a white collar. She rocked back and forth in her black flats and managed to keep a straight, serious face.
"I like to play with my brother. I especially like the game "Is There a God?" it's electrifying." Baxter said this while frowning.
"I burned down a camp, I watched it burn, I smiled." Baxter gave a shaky smile to the audience. The contestants and hosts were horrified.
- Confession Cam -
Even: I don't even know here but that isn't right. *Static*
Tristen: I'm going to kill Shika. *Static*
Hanzo: *Cocks his head to the side* *Static*
Sam: She wasn't like that an hour ago. *Static*
Baxter: WHAT HAPPENED TO BAX? *Static*
- Confession Cam -
"That's enough Baxter, thank you." Dove cut in to stop the depressed girl. Dove sat back in horror as Baxter continued the slouch off the stage. "Today's been so weird." She muttered.
"I know they didn't get my lunch order right! They always get it right! I got this big burrito, I didn't ask for one!" Chris complained, oblivious.
Dove glared at the other host. "Yeah, you got my lunch, Dumbo, your salad tasted like shit. You are a real prick, you know that?" She got up and walked over to the contestants.
Chris looked over to the interns and shot them a questioning shrug. They just shook their heads and went back to work.
"What help you are." Chris said.
- Scene Change -
"Okay," Dove clapped her hands to get the contestants attention. Once she had it she continued. "Good job-"
"Good job? Some of them were horrible!" Chris said sliding up next to her. Dove glared over at him.
"Glad you joined us, Christopher."
"Oooooooooooooooooh, some ones in trobbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle."
"Shut up Kevin!"
"It's Even thank you."
"Zip it." Dove glared at the sasser.
Even held up his hands in surrender. "Anyways," Dove continued. "The Silent Assassins have won this round!" Que cheering from said team.
"What?" Vince exclaimed. "But we have more players!"
"But your team did the worse job portraying your characters." Chris pointed out.
"'Portraying'? Big words Chris, big words." Dove mocked. Chris gave her a look.
"We'll be collecting you later tonight for the bonfire ceremony, Untouchables!"
- Scene Change -
"That's it for tonight!" Chris said, standing on top of the hotel in Japan. "Who will the Untouchables send home next week? Will Shika apologize to poor Baxter? Is Kevin really going to try and make an salience with Deborah? Find out next time on, Total! Drama! Return to Wawanakwa!"
And remember to vote in the review section below to choose who will be send home this week. Your choices are:
Roseline, Kerri, Mari, Kaitlin, Deborah, Even, Vincent, Matten, Samuel, and Joshua.
Again, thank you so much for reading and review it means a lot that you guys are still interested in the story even after I've been AWOL for months.
And reviews would be great, especially since I can't write the next chapter without them, so I'm thinking the next chapter will be by the 15th or 16th depending on how many votes I get (but again I'm an idiot so don't trust my word).
Thank you again,
Scarlett
P.S.
Just, good job to Hanzo's creator The Jedi Ninja , I did some research on Japan before writing this and I came across some really interesting information about a Hanzō from the 1500's. That is amazing how you incorporated that shit. So cool. Good job. Bye.