Chapter 2: Sale
WARNING!
This chapter contains traces of awesomely suggestive themes, Craaaaaazy Drug and alcohol abuse, Extreme profanity, And ponies Read at your own risk
-NIPPLE SALADS
Apple jack was dragged into Zacora's office by snips and snails. "heh, you're lucky Zacora Isn't here now. Otherwise you would be in for it right away." Snips snickered while still keeping hold of his weapon, A magic enhanced pistol like spikes except more rudimentary. Apple Jack was just sitting there pushed up against the wall trying to prevent the bleeding from the bullet Zacora put into her leg. even though Twilight, pinkie and spike didn't know what A.J did to their top distributor and never will until a trade off she felt as though she helped in quickening the trade off in worry their top distributor would become too much of a target from the p.v.p.d, Pony vile police department. Zacora finally walked in and Snips and snails both walked out immediately. "Hah! What did you think was gonna happen to you when you did that? A big ol' pat on the back?" Zacora said while walking slowly towards the wall A.J was laid up against. "I really don't know what you were trying to accomplish. Though Seeing as how you are one of my highest members in my drug ring let this be a warning." Zacora got a knife and stabbed her in the right arm, as again I need to clarify that Ponies don't have arms they only have legs I'm just saying that to make sure you know what I'm saying. A.J still sat there, With her still being drunk and high as fuck, Not caring. "Wow! Hmmmm. now how did that not hurt you?" Zacora pondered aloud lifting up Apple Jacks Head to see that she had extremely dilated pupils. "God damn it!" Zacora yelled hoofing A.J in her face. "Didn't anyone tell you not to get high off of your own product!?" Zacora yelled looking at her nose to see if there were any traces of A.J snorting it. She found a couple specs of it and sighed with relief. "Good god you didn't use our crystallized Rainbow Methylamine. It takes forever for rarity to Crystallize it. you're lucky oh so very very lucky." Zacora said picking up a poorly put together clay paper weight, probably made by a daughter or son. "Well now. seeing as how you're not fit to walk any more I'm going to send your sister on this distribution, oh what am I still talking to you for?" Zacora asked herself putting the paper weight back down. "Your high with one of our most concentrated products and drunken as a bastard." She opened up the door, immediately Snips and Snails faced Zacora in the door way. "Now you two anus bleeders! Go get Apple Jack to a room, Is that clear shit stain!?" Zacora said Putting her Nitty Gritty Goat Titties act, She was there boss and she had to establish her dominance like two blacks fighting over the last piece of extra grilled Kentucky Fried Chicken. "YES MA'AM!" Snips and snails yelled simultaneously Going into Zacora's office and Picking A.J up and dragging it to the nearest empty room. They threw her in and snips snickered "Heh, Have a good nap bitch!" They closed the door leaving her there in pitch black. Zacora went to get apple Bloom From the cmc club house. Seeing as how they all know that all of their sisters, Except Scootaloo but she is basically Rainbow Dashes little sister, were in the drug business so they all could help out making a little extra cash. Zacora Arrived at the club hose and called all of the girls down. "Hey there girls! May ask you all a favor?" She said happily, She didn't want to scare them off. "Wait a minute." Sweetie Bell said. "What is it my little Sweetie Bell?" Zacora asked nervously. "Why aren't you rhyming like usual?" Scootaloo Asked. At the sound of the word rhyme she clenched her hoofs to the ground. All of the crusaders noticed this and backed down from the question. "Well anyway how about you fouls help me with getting my product out?" Zacora asked Carelessly. All of the girls huddled up and all Zacora could hear was either money club house and other words she couldn't make out. The girls finally came to a decision and agreed to help if they got a 45% cut. "45 PERCENT!" Zacora yelled Throwing her front legs up in the air. "45% or nothing!" Scootaloo said while her and the others turned their heads to the left closed their eyes and gave a little grunt. "ugghh. ok 45%..." Zacora wasn't happy about that but the girls sure as hell were They were happier than a Laura Faust on a Sunday after her Jewish Brony Husband had the largest Mlp related diamond jewelry sale in the Brony fapcon 2012. Zacora brought them to the safe house, a large shack deep in the ever free forest, She gave the girls the bags of crystallized and powdered Rainbow methylamine, and told them to not sell near sugar cube corner. Though they were gone before she could say not too. The girls were walking down an empty ally way. "Ohhhhh Girls!" Exclaimed apple bloom. "What?" Scootaloo responded. "What if we get our cutie marks in drug dealing!?" Apple Bloom yelled jumping into the air. Sweetie Bell covered apple blooms muzzle with her hoof "Hey! Don't go around yelling that we can get caught!" Sweetie Bell said in a stern voice. "Ok" apple bloom said in a muffled voice. "now what did Zacora say about sugar cube corner?" Scootaloo asked. "She said to always sell there right?" Sweetie Bell asked. "Well there's only one way to find out! Come on girls!" They all bolted off to sugar cube corner with smiles on their faces and drugs in there saddle bags. As soon as they got there they looked for somepony who could be a client. Then they saw Dr. Hooves With a 40. ounce of cider at his right hoof. "HEY! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!" Apple bloom said jumping up and down next to Dr. Hooves. "Guhhh What do you want kid" Dr. hooves said looking down at her. "Would you like a special product to get you off the ground? You could put it in a pipe, Smoking pipe that is, or you can snort this stuff!" she took a bag of crystallized and powdered Rainbow methylamine. "Uhhhh no. I buy mine from Twilight Corp. theirs is a lot more concentrated yah anus Bleeder... Go FUCK! What the hell is an anus bleeder...? I don't even care...SHIT... Ok here give meh a bag..." Dr. Hooves said drunk as a fucking fat fuck with Ad Hd. Apple Bloom gave the bag of crystal R.M, Rainbow Methylamine, bag to dr. hooves and in return he gave her 25 bits. Though pinkie was watching the deal from the counter She then called spike on the phone. "Hey spike." Pinkie said eye balling the girls outside looking for another customer of Twilight Corp. "Yah? What Pinkie?" Spike asked. "Come with your 45. There is some business that needs to be done..." Pinkie said this with a grin slowly growing on her face. And spike knew what she was talking about. He Immediately got out of the castle and began his short trip to sugar cube corner. 5 min later spike finally made it to sugar cube and he saw the girls selling to another one of his regulars. As soon as the girls were done with the deal, On all three of their flanks appeared cutie marks. On Scootaloo, laid three pills and a prescription medication bottle. On apple Blooms laid a stack of Bits and A crystallized Rainbow Methylamine. And on Sweetie bells laid A large amount of Rainbow Methylamine with a stack of 45. enchanted magnum revolves next to it. They were all so happy, But it was short lived. Spike just then came by in a chariot driven by an anonymous Pegasus Colt. Spike took out his dual wield 40. cal Colt pistols and filled the girls with equestrian led. Mrs. Cake and Mr. cake rushed out of Sugar Cube corner to see the three dead fillies. Mr. cake Took a look at the bodies as Mrs. cake Looked away and ran back inside. Pinkie walked outside to see spike staring at the bodies, She gave him a nod and they rode off. Death and decay filled the air as the p.v.p.d Came to the scene. sugar cube corner was cut off from every pony for 5 days and during that time Apple jack, rarity, and rainbow dash had been planning retaliation. After the five days were up business was bustling, and every pony had to be somewhere. On that day. the funeral for all three of the fouls was held. All of their family and friends were there. Granny smith, Apple Jack, Feather weight, Twist, Miss Cherilee, even diamond Tiara and Silver spoon came. All of their sisters and Rainbow dash were there. They all said their Commemorative speeches. Until apple jack came up to the stage. With her right arm over a crutch and a bandage over the burn. She gave her speech. "Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie bell were the best of friends." She opened. "They were... So sweet and so young, But they were cut short from what could have been a wonderful life time." She said wiping her right eye. Tears ran down her face as she continued. "They Had just started, and I don't know who did this, but I have a pretty good idea of who did..." she said pounding the podium. Just then another Chariot Came out of nowhere containing 10 armed colts and spike. They began to open fire on the crowd killing granny smith and feather height. While everyone else got away Rainbow dash, Rarity, And apple jack stayed Taking out their own concealed weapons. They were all firing off rounds randomly either hitting random buildings, Wildlife, or the local flora. They were all running out of rounds until Apple Jack stood up and shot Spike straight in the throat. The other 10 clots looked at spikes dying body and ran into the Chariot and rode away. Rainbow Dash, Rarity, And apple Jack All walked over to spikes incapacitated body, He was trying to hold the wound closed but was foiled by apple jack moving his arms with her leg. He was choking on his own blood now, gargling up a bubble every once and a while, and coughing up a large amount when he started to choke. They were still watching as spike was choking on his own blood, Just sitting there Gargling And choking. Rinse and repeat. Finally Spike choked up a final word which was " Fagots..." He then just faded away going limp and frail. Just as he said his final word, his bowls released. Shit was everywhere now. "Oh GOD!" Rainbow dash yelled. "That is simply repulsive! Ugh!" Rarity yelled Looking away from the body. "Well that fucking smells like a pile of Red dildo shits on a rainy day after mildew fest of faggs and bronies came to town with b.o with the ability of taking out and entire continent in a single hour... Oh yah and I can't forget about the pasta!" Apple Jack looked up from the dead body and saw Rainbow Dash and Rarity Staring at Apple Jack. "well you can't forget about the pasta..." A.J muttered to herself. They then got the body of spike and packed him in a box. They then buried Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Feather weight, and granny smith all in the same row. After the even they went over to Twilights Castle and dropped the box off. They knocked on the door and walked away. Twilight Answered and opened the box. "That cocky bastard." Twilight said picking the box up with her magic and bursting it into flames. "They won the battle, But the war has just begun..."
THIS HAS COPY RIGHT PROTECTION LIKE A COHPENHEAGAN NEO NAZI ON HUANIKA!
SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO STEEL MY SHIT!
NEXT PART OUT NEXT WEEK ON FRIDAYS OR SATURDAYS!
Chapter 3: Crew