Date 1: Konan and Karin (No flames please.)
Konan was sitting on a shored paddle boat. She was waiting patiently for her date.
"Excuse me." Came a woman's voice from behind her. Konan turned to see a woman with red hair that was long and straight on one side and untidy on the other.
"Can I help you?" The Akatsuki kunoichi asked the woman.
"Are you my blind date?" she replied.
"Probably"
"Okay! My date last time was a total pervert."
Konan and Karin were sitting in the paddle boat now floating gently in the middle of the lake.
"This is nice… it's…peaceful." Karin commented.
"Yeah it is. "
They turned to look at each other and for the first time they realized something.
They were gay.
A blush exploded across Karin's face. Konan's turned into a light shade of pink. It got very awkward between then very fast.
"Um I-" Karin was cut off by Konan's lips on her own. She froze from shock but quickly got over it and returned the kiss. The humble paddle boat rocked as their kiss got more passionate. They separated for air. They panted heavily as they stared into each other's eyes. Then they realized that they weren't gay, it was just a spur of the moment thing. The boat rocked violently as they scooted as far as possible from each other. Nothing so embarrassing has happened to them. Not even when Deidara walked in a Konan naked or when Sasuke caught Karin crouching over him pulling his shirt off.
"This is…" Konan started. Not finding the right word.
"a gosh awful date?"
"Yeah that too but it's…"
"Hot?"
"Yes…"
"Is it possible to be straight and gay?"
"I don't think so."
"Uh huh"
So they rowed back to shore and just chatted pleasantly all the while keeping a safe distance from each other.