chapter 8: who da fater?
Rainbo was screaming as the baby was coming out of er hole. After 12 hours of pain, the baby finally opeoed out of her. "I's a girl." The nurse says. "but how come it has mostahe?" Sonic says.
"we need dna tust." ruse says. she takes moustache poy pgeaus baby to another room then comes back out 10 mins later.
"bad news. father nt sonc."
Sonic goes spur sayin out of anger and runs outside and yells then comes back. "i want divorec." he says to rainbow.
Rainbow doesn't give a shit to what sonic said…
"who is sa father den?" says rainbow.
"form looks, it looks lied eggum. But it's nott." says nuns.
"but da fter is…."
tje nurse waits just to add suspecne.
"the father is Ridley."
Everyones jaw drops, even dashes. But then dash says "His d was huge, how could i resist?"
"then what about moustache?" says. sonic. "no idea, but it won;t grown back if but off."
Sonic then runs into corner and cries then stops crying and realises something. "Now i dont feel gilty for rbainging other girls." he says.
They go home two ays later and sonic defies what stuff is his. Which is all the video games and everhtng in his old room before moving to the bg bedroom. "decide what your stuff is so divroe will be easier." said soic to rainow dahs.
"ok, hold eht baby." iinbow gives the baby which she named PinkyRid (sine the baby is a soft pink) and packs everything else in the house into several bags. sonic frown. "i keep house then". Ribaow sash nods. "ok, me liv with ridely."
Sonic then goes to slpels. Dash stays up and drugs her baby so it won't wake her up in the midel of the night then foes to slp.