Date 4: Tsunade and Sai.
To Tsunade's thankfulness her date this time was at a park. She was sitting on a park bench waiting patiently.
"Hello Tsunade-sama." Sai walked up all smiley he had a book in his hands. It was the same book as last time.
"Ah Sai. I'm guessing that you are my date?"
"Yep!" He sat down next to her still smiling at her. She smiled back and looked at a bird that caught her eye. Sai took this change to refer to his book.
A Dating guide for the mentally retarded 2nd edition.
Women love to be complemented.
Tell them how beautiful they are
Never call them ugly
Say they have nice eyes
or shiny hair.
"You look lovely today Tsunade-sama." Sai smiled brightly. Tsunade stifled a small giggle.
"Oh please, an old lady like me?"
"I don't think that you're that old."
"Don't make me laugh boy."
"I really don't think that you're that old."
"How old do you think I am Sai?"
Sai froze. He remembered reading something about this in his book. He flapped to chapter 10.
Chapter 10: A woman's age
Never, I repeat NEVER answer this question.
If is safer to never even bring up
The conversation about age.
If it ever dose come up
……
You're screwed.
Sai gulped. Tsunade looked him wittingly. So Sai did the only thing he could do, answer the question asked.
"64?"
"Wrong answer."
Sai's date ended with him being sent to the hospital as a pulp of bone and skin while Tsunade swore on her grave that she will make his life horrible for the rest of his life.