Sonic and Rainbow Adventures 4ever

by SuperUltraMegaMiko

It's love at first sight for Sonic and Rainbow. And they have so many wacky adventures together. There will be Romance... Lots of it, too much of it actually. This story is rated T (due to quite a bit of bad language). All spellings mistakes are intentional. And this may or may not be sarcastic. I own no characters in this story, don't sue me plz.

9. Deevorce

chapter 9: Deevorce

So mont larter, devorc hhappms.

Soic showns all stuff he keeping and ribabopw shows all stuff she keep (include baby).

the gudge dude says sanic gets the hous. snoc gos 'yeaaaaaa' nd he eats his weeding rang.

riabmpw god off outside to meet rudely. "hows she coin?" asks rdley.

"gud" said riabow.

PinkyRid then brethed fier nd burnt down a nearby tree.

"good girl" says ridley.

Pinkyrid is happu. "now to coot up the moustache." ridley says sas he guts aout a pair of scissors n sips it uof. Baby cry.

ianbwo cams it down tho.

Sonic gos hom n den strats fappin to mor AmyxTwilgr pron.

Hes happy dat he can fap in peace.

In ridlys plca, baby sleeps whiles rabnow n ribdly r join at it. Thy last 4 hours.

d nust dau, ribapw ridleu r havin weedun. ppl dat r invuted r Ameh, Tilugt, knekuls, flittershi n semus. why semus? cuz ridleu gut swerg.

afta wedding, they go ta Mechroum kigbgdom aguin for hinymun. Dey has sux, go to pruncess PEHCK kinuppin etraction, sux sum mre, eat gumbas fro dinna den go hom week latr.

"dat humenymun was better dan ze 1 i had wit sunoic." siys rianbow.

They happy married n shit.

While sonic is happy just begging a luner.