Date 8: Kabuto and Deidara

Deidara was so relaxed. He was in his warn bed with his head resting on his warm pillow… wait a sec? Since when was his pillow so warm… AND WHEN DID IT MOVE!

With a yelp he jumped out of bed, disturbing his "pillow". The "pillow" covered in blankets fell the floor with a hard 'Thunk'

Deidara rubbed his head trying to remember what happened. He groaned in misery when all he came up with was just a jumbled mess. He turned his attention back to his "pillow" that was slowly getting. Sweat rolled down his forehead and his "pillow" pulled the blanket of itself.

He screamed a silent scream of horror when Kabuto, KABUTO stood in front of him staring back at him with the same expression.

"OMG!" They both screamed and back peddled away from each other. Deidara hurriedly patted himself, all he had on was boxers, same for Kabuto.

"What the heck!" Kabuto screamed while fumbling for his glasses.

"You bet what the heck! Yeah! Why are you in my bed, yeah!"

"I don't know!" He found his glasses and shoved them up his nose. "Why are you in just your boxers?"

"You are too!"

"OMG!!FKJSLDHFKSLDHF"

"Shut up, un! We need to think… what in the world happened?"

"Um… it's all so jumbled."

"Think, think."

"Wait! The Blind Date program!" Kabuto exclaimed.

"Yeah that's it! I was on my blind date!" Deidara pounded his fist into his hand.

Kabuto shivered as something clicked in his head. "So was I…"

"…"

"…"

"OMG!" The both screamed again. "I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!"

"I especially don't sleep with men, yeah" Deidara mumbled.

"Same here." Kabuto mumbled back.

Deidara rubbed his head again. "Ok what happened next… there…there was a bar!"

"Yeah! I remember that now, we had a few drinks…."

"I think you had more that just a few, yeah. You kept calling me sexy." Deidara smirked

Kabuto blushed, he actually blushed! "I… I… I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!" He yelled.

"I do." Deidara sneered. "You don't swing that way, yeah?"

"Shut up! If I remember correctly you "invited" me to your room." Deidara's face fell.

"I did not."

"Oh you did."

"Shut up before I blast you into a million pieces!"

"EEP!"

"Good, yeah. Now what happened next…. Oh dear pie…."

"What?"

"No, un. There's no way on earth that…"

"WHAT! TELL ME DANGIT!"

"We…" He made certain gestures with his hands. Kabuto's face went paler than Orochimaru's.

"I think that I'm going to be sick…"

"Do it in the bathroom, yeah!"

"…"

"I DID NOT MEAN IT THAT WAY! IF YOUR GOING TO THROW UP THEN DO SO IN THE BATHROOM YOU SICK TWISTED KID OF OROCHIMARU! I BET YOU DO IT WITH HIM ALL THE TIME!"

"THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL! HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

"You really do it with that snake?"

"You didn't know?"

"No I was just kidding but man you really do do-"

"SHUT UP!" Kabuto puffed out of the room leaving Deidara cracking up and rolling around of the floor. He couldn't wait to tell the guys this juicy piece of information that he had just learned.