Date 12: Hidan and Sasuke
"Suigetsu was right… Sake was going to be the end of me."
"Oh shut up." Hidan pulled his pants back on. Sasuke was still in his bed and uhh… erm… let's just say he didn't have any pants on.
"This is crazy. I never, NEVER planed to sleep with a guy. Especially an Akatsuki. I mean seriously!" Sasuke beeyoched
"Hey! Only I say seriously, seriously!" Hidan grabbed his cloak. "I'm going to kill leader for this. It has to because of those little white pills he gave us."
"White pills?" Sasuke asked while he looked for his pants.
"Yeah, he said that they were some special solider pills but they couldn't have been. For one thing they tasted like medicine and I got this weird feeling in my-"
"I don't need details."
"(Bleep) you."
"You just did." Sasuke smirked and pulled his pants on. He didn't show it but he was still in shock from the fact that he had just slept with a man.
"DFSDKJHFLKSDFHL!!" Hidan screamed. Sasuke flipped him the bird.
"What ever. I'm going to go find out what those pills were." He grabbed the door handle and turned it violently. The door didn't budge. "WHAT THE HECK!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "You looked the door and ate the key remember?"
"I DID WHAT!"
"You heard me."
"Well how the heck do we get out of here then?"
"You figure it out. I'm not the one that ate they key."
"I hate you."
"I hate you more."
"No you hate your brother."
"I hate both of you."
"But you hate your brother more."
"Of course."
"So you really don't hate me then."
"Is there a point to this?"
"No."
"THEN SHUT UP AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
"Okay, okay just please shut up, seriously."
"… you said please"
"Just because I'm an Akatsuki doesn't mean that I can't say please."
"But that's just it. You're an Akatsuki. A S-rank criminal in every bingo book and bank. You don't say please.
"WELL I DO!"
"Forget it and hurry up with a plan to get us out of here.
"I guess that I could just cut open my stomach and get the key out that way."
"…"
"Hey be useful and pull the key out of my stomach." He pulled a kunai from his pocket and slit his belly.
"You know that you could of just broke the door down."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SOONER?"
"I didn't think that you were this stupid."
"Just shut up and pull the (BLEEP BLEEPPING) key out from my stomach before I pass out from blood loss."
"No… Grand fire ball no jutsu!" In one attack Sasuke burned down the door and left Hidan bleeding in the room.
Hidan fainted from blood loss and was found hours later by rabid fangirls. Sasuke stayed at least 5 feet away from all guys from that point on.