Yeah not the best date so far -.-
Date 14: Gai and Sakura
"Youthful Sakura-chan! How are you enjoying your date?" Gai turned and did his trade mark "good guy" pose. His face fell like a rock when he saw Sakura begging total strangers to shoot her. "Sakura-chan! That is not youthful!" He dragged here away from the strangers who were giving them strange looks.
"Nooo! Save me!" Sakura called after them. She was on a date with Gai. Please kill her now and end her suffering.
"Sakura-chan! You need to loosen up!" A light bulb of youthful ideas lit up above Gai's head. "I got ! Let us go to a health spa!"
Sakura screamed a silent scream of horror. Gai garbed her wrist and dragged her. She blinked S.O.S signals to all that they passed. No one helped her. Oh boy was she going to track them down later and beat them good.
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"Gai-sensei…"
"Yes Sakura-chan?"
"I'm going to kill you and your little minion (Lee) too."
"… DON'T BE THAT WAY SAKURA-CHAN! BE MORE-"
"I swear that if you say the word "youthful" one more time… I will unleash heck upon your wretched soul."
"… You need to embrace the power of you-"
POW! Sakura sent Gai flying.
"SCREW F-(bleep)ing (bleepbeep) YOUTH!"
Lee popped up out of nowhere yelling "GAI-SENSEI!"
Sakura enjoyed her time at the Health spa. She got a message and everything. Gai sensei however… well he was nursed back to help buy his youthful student, Nurse Lee (imagine Lee wearing a girl nurse outfit (evil grin)).