Naruto Blind dates 2!

by Tally Mai-chan

The ever exciting Naruto Blind dates are back! This time longer and more crack than ever! 44 characters from Naruto all on random dates! Akatsuki and most of team snake included! Don't miss out! It's Guaranteed that you will laugh your butt off.

17. Date 16 Ino and Kiba

Date 16: Ino and Kiba.

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"Dog-breath"

"Slut"

"Flea bag"

"Anorexic stick"

"Yeah well your DOG!"

"YOUR MOM!"

"SHUT UP DANGIT!"

"NO YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STARTED ALL OF THIS!"

"THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH AM I GOING TO A DOG SHOW FOR MY DATE!"

"OH LIVE WITH IT!"

"NO! AND THE DOG HAS TO GO! IT PEE'S ON EVERY FRIGGEN TREE WE PASS!"

"HE'S JUST MARKING HIS TERRITORY!"

Akamaru gave a loud "ARF!"

"No! I'm leaving!"

"Fine! Akamaru! Let's try out or dynamic marking attack!"

"Arf!"

"Dynamic wha- AAAHHHHH!" Ino screamed as Akamaru jumped into the air spinning while... lubricating all over her.

"Noooo! I spent 500 dollars on this outfit!"

"Ha, ha! Serves you right!"

"DIE!"

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Ino strangled Kiba but not successfully though for a cop just happened to pass by and stop her. Kiba pressed charges and Ino was sent to jail for five yours for assault.