Date 17: Pein and Zetsu.
Pein felt like the most retarded person alive. Why, WHY! Didn't he read the label on the bottle? No he just had to listen to the sales person. He was such an idiot and now he was suffering for it because his date was Zetsu.
"Leader, I love you." His white side slurred. Zetsu had apparently been drinking right before the date. They were at very nice restaurant in Amegakure.
"Yeah you look tasty." Zetsu's black side said. "You're lovely good. Like muffin smex."
"Zetsu shut up before I castrate your multi colored (beep) to next Tuesday."
"But we love you leader!" Both sides whined.
"Yeah and so does every other fan girl in the world and truthfully I'd prefer them to you. No matter how rabid they may be."
"You're dead after we're done with you." His black side said dangerously.
Needless to say. Leader kicked Zetsu's butt and Zetsu became very self conscious after the whole thing. He even went through therapy though that stopped when Kakuzu found out how much money it cost when he would "accidently" eat his therapist and had to get a new one.