Date 19: Tobi and Sasori (this date is dedicated to ArtizaBANG and Kyubi-Nemu the number 1 fans of the story ;P ) And if you squint your eyes you can see the Carmen references.

Tobi didn't know where he was. He was skipping through the park with Sasori on their friend date when suddenly Sasori pushed Tobi into a hole in a tree trunk! Tobi at first was very scared but when Tobi opened his eyes he was no long inside the tree. Instead he was in some Italian village. Tobi scratched his head in confusion.

"Now how did Tobi get here?" He was the only person in the street. Not a trace of life could be seen. Tobi saw a sign hanging from an archway. It read "Seville".

"I bet that that's the name of this spooky town." Well sadly from Tobi things were about to get even spookier. Like a red dress suddenly appearing on him. He screamed bloody murder and tried to pull the darned thing off but couldn't. The dress was too tight and had no zippers he could reach.

"Wah! Tobi dose not like this." Suddenly a whole mass of people filled the streets singing songs about him. They all seemed to know his name…

Then Sasori appeared to Tobi's left wearing a Spanish suit.

"You shall never have me dear Tobi!" he yelled pointing a hunched over figure to Tobi's right.

"Sasori sempai are you alright?" Tobi pulled down in his red dress. He felt so vulnerably for his other clothes, the one's he was wearing disappeared when the dress came. He even lost his boxers!

"ku, ku, ku" Said the hunched over figure. "I shall never give my precious." His head snapped around. "TOBI!" Two snakes slithered out of Orochimaru's mouth. Tobi eeped in shock.

"GRaaah!" They both shouted battle cries and charged each other. And oh boy was it the cat fight of the century! There was name calling, hair pulling, and sharp finger nails! Deidara and Hidan cheered for Sasori along the side lines. While Kabuto and Sasuke hooted at Orochimaru. Sasuke let out a few cat calls.

"Tobi is so confused!"

"Then come with me."

"Ah Zetsu-san! Wait... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"Having fun."

"NOOOO! STOP! NOW! TOBI DOESN'T LIKE THIS!"

"But I'm so close."

"STOP GETTING HANDSY WITH TOBI!"

"But it's a love handle Tobi!"

"TOBI WAKE UP!"

Tobi jumped five feet into the air as the cold water splashed on him.

"Wha?" Tobi looked around scratching his head. He was back in the park. "What happened?" He stared at Sasori who was standing over him.

"You fell out of a hole in a some tree muttering half crazed phrases so I decided to wake you up.."

"Tobi is never gong near Zetsu-san ever again."

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And so Tobi avoided Zetsu for the rest of his life! Zetsu was rather sad though. So through Kisame he joined Shino's emo gang which has been growing since its last member. The emo gang now has its own theme song! Oh let this be a lesson to you readers! Never jump into tree holes! You never know what C-r-A-z-Y stuff could happen!