Date 21: Orochimaru and Kankuro.
"So you're a puppet master as well eh?"
Kankuro was too scared to speak.
The poor, poor, unfortunate sand nin had landed a blind date with Orochimaru.
"You remind me of my old partner" The snake man hissed in what he thought a seductive tone.
"Why do you do this" Kankuro quickly asked. Hoping to stir the conversation away from his eventual man rape.
"Do what?" Orochimaru asked, cocking his head to the side. His hand hovered above Kankuro's upper thigh. Sweat rolled down the sand nins face as genuine curiosity crossed Orochimaru's features.
"Why you're such a man whore! And why you steal people's bodies!" Kankuro's eyes dared to the hand still hanging above his thigh.
"Well…" Orochimaru began, actually going to answer the question. "It all began when Jiraiya gave me and Tsunade the "talk"
'Oh sweet pie what did I get myself into' Kankuro was deeply regretting his question. Even if it did delayed his impending rape.
2 days later
Orochimaru had spent two days. TWO (BLEEPEN) DAYS to narrate his life story. He told how after the talk he decided to go try "some things" and came back heartbroken. That day he swore of women. Everything after was just stories from when he and Tsunade would hit the male dominated bars. He also told of a rather painful memory when Tsunade bashed the living daylights out of him just because he got a man and she didn't. And as for the matter of why he stole people's bodies well he like the feeling of "invading the castle" just before he took over their bodies. Kankuro was forever scared for life.
"Now that I explained all of that lets "get some"!
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
As to how things ended…. Well Luckily for Kankuro Gaara charged through the wall on a pretty pink unicorn welding the sparkly magic wand of all things pink and frilly teleported Kankuro out of the room. And as for Orochimaru… well he stated to laugh at the unicorn and well…. Let's just say Orochimaru got seriously pwned. He was pooping sparkles for weeks.