Chapter 12: A Kupo Friendship
Just when the fight became more interesting, a Viera stopped the fight.
Joseph: Elma! Why'd you have to ruin the fight?
Grandi: Yeah, Elma!
Elma: Listen. I've got a mission for us to do.
Joseph: You could just take Mac, or Labinya, or Syrus. Why us?
Elma: It's in Jagd Helje. Against unknown monsters.
Grandi: I'm game!
Joseph: ...Fine. But what to do with them? *Points to Woopz*
Elma: They can come if they want.
Pete: Kupo. I'm up for an adventure.
Joe: I've never been in a Jagd before.
Dan: That's because Judges aren't allowed there.
B-Man: Let's move it!
Grandi: Hold on. Be right back!
Minutes later, Grandi appeared with an airship.
Grandi: Back.
Elma: Won't Za... *looks at Woopz for half a second* I mean, your leader... miss that airship?
Grandi: Nah! Come on.
Everyone entered the airship, but Joe wonders about whoever Elma was referring to... Anyway, upun reaching the Jagd, Elma pointed at three wounded people: a Hume Blue Mage, a Viera Red Mage, and a Nu Mou White Mage. The airship landed near them and Dan alone rushed to see if they were alright, which was very odd to Pete.
Dan: Kupo! Guys, you all right?
Pete: Dan? You know these guys?
Dan: Yeah. They're my homeboys and homegirl before I joined Woopz. Tried to stop evil butt but it ended up stopping itself. So we split up. Perhaps until now...
Blue Mage: Ugh...D...Dan? Is that you?
Dan: Yeah, man! Why're you here?
Blue Mage: Not sure. We were dragged here.
Joe: This doesn't sound good.
White Mage: No. No it doesn't.
Jesus: What are your names?
Blue Mage: I'm Victor Von Mage.
Red Mage: I'm Molly McMage.
White Mage: And I'm Windy WaMage of the Jylland WaMages.
Dan: Woah. You mever told me you're from Jylland!
Windy: *as six Headless things are approaching* I didn't knew that until we split up.
Chaos: Behind you, stupid! *throws his scythe in Windy's direction, which Windy ducks, landing on top of the Headless*
The group prepares for a fight, and these monsters unleash a bunch of earth-elemental spells and techniques. Elma summoned Ramuh and Shiva to assist [She can Doublecast Summons.]. Everyone else did what they normally do. Then came a Morpher with a strange soul.
Morpher: No one intrudes in MY territory without dying first! Rise, my Headless army! *somehow powers up the Headless*
Victor: Not if I can stop it! *tries to slash the Morpher, but is interrupted*
Morpher: If you kill me, all Morphers are killed! Thus, every Nu Mou that is a Morpher is done for!
Dan: Meh. *shoots Firaga at the Morpher and dies*
Some catastrophic and seemingly unnecesary graphic event later,...
Jesus: What was that for? You just killed a Job Class and every Nu Mou that has ever been that job!
Dan: Morphers are pointless. Admit it.
As the two are arguing, a red sphere was dropped. Joe takes it and recognizes that it's a Materia.
Magic: So what kind of Materia is this?
Joe: A Summoning Materia. Perhaps Odin.
Molly: Who's Odin? *Elma explains*
Victor: Anyway, Hey Dan.
Dan: Yeah?
Victor: We got cool subjobs only obtainable in Jylland!
Dan: WHAT!!! You ^#&ing didn't told me!!
Victor: Sheesh. You didn't to swear for that! We were about to tell you anyway.
Dan: Fine, kupo. Tell me.
Victor: My subjob is called "Pavirir". It's like a Samurai with elemental/status physical moves.
Molly: Mine is "Green Mage". It has a bunch of status moves, including a move that increases movement speed!
Windy: And mine is "Arcanist". I got this from my ancestors back in Jylland. More statuses and destruction.
As they were explaining these odd job classes, the airship full of people went back to Woopz base [Pete told Grandi where it is]. While there, Victor gives Dan an odd weapon.
Dan: What's this?
Victor: It's a hand-cannon. It'll let you access a new job called "Flintlock", which although it needs charging from hand-cannons alone, it provides healing and buffs, along with a bunch of unblockable damage.
Dan: Cool. Thanks dude!
Victor, Molly, and Windy left on Grandi's airship with Elma and Joseph. Dan starts to try his new weapon, with Spike giving interest in forging...