Chapter 18

A/N: Sorry guys if I took to long to update. I had to leave my house from the morning to the night so I had to wait until I returned home (Good thing I write the chapters in my phone, if I didn't I wouldn't be able to update today.) So, now that I'm at home, shall we begin?

BUUUT, before, i want to say to all the mothers reading this fic... HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! :3

Chapter 18: When Payback Backfires... Part 3

Shadow was walking aimlessly in the city. Thank god Rouge helped him create the fake rumor that said that he was going to the mall. After all, he didn't wanted her obsessive fan girls to hunt down Sarah. Why? Does someone remember the bet that she and Shadow did way back on chapter 6? If you don't, let me refresh your mind.

Shadow had blue fur instead of ebony, although he kept his red streaks so people wouldn't totally mistake him for Sonic, although he still had some differences from him like his hover skates and his quills pointing upwards, these were only noticeable at close view. But he still thought about the girl who had made him look like that.

"Sarah..."He sighed. Since he lost that race he hasn't been able to stop thinking about her. She was nice, sexy and obviously faster than him, overall, a girl he really wanted to spend time with.

His thinking was stopped when someone passed right next to him. He was a human with a blue T-shirt that had something written on its back and blue jeans, and he seemed to be in a hurry.

"I wonder..." Before he could finish that sentence.

"Out of my way!" A dark brown wolf pushed him away. He didn't got pushed very hard, although it did moved him some distance away.

"How dare you..."

And then, someone jumped over his head.

"Fioso! Come back here!" A light brown lynx leaped out of Shadow's head and went behind the wolf that was behind the human.

"I'll teach you that no one messes with the ultimate life form!" He said, skating behind the lynx, who was following the wolf, who was following the human. And who knows? Maybe the human was chasing someone too...

"Damn, where is Sonic when you need him?" Ralik asked himself. His question was answered when, after reaching the forest, he found Sonic's footprints in the ground. Of course he couldn't stop to see if it was actually Sonic's or someone else's for a psycho wolf was chasing him and wanted to beat him to a pulp, maybe Syra was his girlfriend or something.

He didn't thought about that and followed the footprints.

(-/-)

Ralik arrived to a cozy single story brown house. He rushed into Amy's house and closed the door behind him.

"Sonic! Help!" He said backing away from the door.

Suddenly, the wolf who was chasing him had broken the door in two pieces.

"No escape now..." He said with a menacing grin. But suddenly, someone knocked him to the floor with a kick.

"I told you to leave him alone!" Syra said putting up a fighting stance. But then someone knocked her to the floor with a spin-dash.

"Nobody passes over me without ending up in the hospital!" Shadow said cracking his knuckles.

"What's happening?" Amy said exiting from the bathroom. She had her usual pink dress, red headband and red boots. She saw the 4 individuals sharing death glares between themselves.

Sonic also went outside to see what was going on, and after a while, Tails also came out from the bathroom, a little shaken up though.

"Nice try, faker!" Sonic laughed a little at Shadow's appearance. "But you are way too far from being like me!" Everyone chuckled at the joke.

"I've got no time for your jokes, faker." Shadow said.

"Who's that guy?" Amy asked.

"This is..." Before Syra could explain, Fioso leaped over Ralik, trying to punch him. Syra tried to help Ralik by trying to kick Fioso in the head, Shadow and Sonic tried to spin dash everything they could see, Amy got mad because they were wrecking her house so she summoned her Piko Piko Hammer and tried to hit the first thing that moved. And Tails? He felt like throwing up and went into the bathroom.

Why? Well...

(-/-) Some time before...

After Tails had accidentally zapped herself, making her fall in love with Sonic, Sonic went to Amy's house because he thought maybe she could help him.

And after explaining Amy how Tails ended up like this, she had thought of a few ways to make her release Sonic and make her go back to normal.

"Let's try with my lion roar." She said. But what was that? Well, whenever Sonic had a girl very close to him, she would roar like lion, making the girl coward in fear. This was one of the few reasons why Sonic hadn't got himself a girlfriend before.

She cleared her throat, got close to Tails, and then, a lion roar came from her mouth.

Sonic didn't got scared because he had heard it before. Tails stood there like nothing happened. Suddenly, Tails spun her head slowly without moving her body, like in horror movies.

"He is mine." She said in a creepy low-toned-beast-like voice while spinning her head without moving her body.

Amy freaked out and went to hide in her bedroom. She locked the door and hid herself in a corner.

"I don't want to die... I don't want to die..." She muttered continuously.

After Tails saw that Amy was gone, her head returned to its position and she kept hugging Sonic.

Sonic was frozen in fear. "What are you... and have you done with Tails?" He asked nervously.

"I'm Taylor! And Tails went to get a permanent vacation, so I will never get away from you, we will marry and even have kids!" She said excitingly.

After hearing the last word, Sonic felt like throwing up. "Amy, help me!"

"Why? To get myself killed? As much as I love you Sonic, I also appreciate my life, so you two can marry and have all the kids she wants, but I'm not getting near that thing!" She shouted from her bedroom.

"You heard that my love? We have Amy's approval!" She squealed.

If he wasn't actually the victim, he would be laughing his ass off at everything that Tails was saying...

"Taylor, get it right."

Wha... You aren't supposed to read this!

"Great, she is now breaking the fourth wall." Sonic rolled his eyes.

Sigh, whatever. As I was saying, Sonic would have exploded in laughter if Taylor wasn't telling all of this to him. But he was going to laugh his head off at it when everything returned to normal.

Before things got even stranger, although at this point a normal person wouldn't think that's actually possible, Sonic had already figured out a possible way to cure Tails...

"Taylor! Ugh!"

Whatever!

"Let me do it before she starts arguing with the author." Sonic rolled his eyes and went to the bathroom.

"Ooh, you want to shower with me?" Taylor suggested.

"Just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger..." He said, trying not to think about what Taylor just said. He grabbed a bucket and filled it with hot water.

"Wait, what are you doing?" She asked nervously. She released him and backed away from him.

"Helping you!" Sonic tried to drench her with the hot water, but she had managed to dodge it.

"Why are you doing this?" She asked.

"It's for your own good!" Sonic filled the bucket with hot water again. Just before throwing the water to Taylor, he saw that she was sobbing, tears forming in her eyes.

"Wait, oh no, oh no! You aren't going to convince me with that old trick!" Before he could finish the last word, Taylor broke out crying.

"I knew it! You want to do this because you hate me!" She sat in a corner of the bathroom. Sonic couldn't help but feel guilty.

"Tails... please..." He lowered the bucket of water. When Taylor saw this...

"Gotcha'!" She leaped from the corner, grabbed his head with her hands... and kissed him. Yup, in the lips. Taylor didn't pulled out for 5 long seconds. It were Sonic's 5 longest seconds of his life. He felt like the mafia has just filled his body with bullets, gave it to their dogs, then filled the dogs' body with bullets, gave them to the sharks, and finally making sushi with them.

Sonic stood there, shocked by what had just happened after Taylor had pulled out from the kiss.

"So... did you like it?" Taylor asked innocently. That did it, Sonic drenched her with the hot water and slowly sat in the corner.

"The horror... The horror..." He muttered repeatedly.

"Wha... What happened?" Tails asked gripping his head. Then the memories hit him like a truck, everything he had said and done returned to his mind so fast, yet so detailed.

Without hesitation, he lifted the toilet tape and threw up.

Amy, heard noises coming from the bathroom. She went to see what happened, and found Tails puking in the toilet and Sonic seated on a corner, with wide open eyes, repeating the same words over and over...

She could only help but wonder... What happened? Until someone broke into her house...

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I know, I know, i did overkill in that part. What could I do? I was bored, out of my house, in another city, with no computer or internet so because of the fact that I write the chapters on my iPhone I decided to turn all my boredom into laughter by torturing Sonic and Tails. (I'm a bad person. :) Maybe they are waiting for me to go to sleep so they can kill me. o.o

Aaanyways its Amy, Shadow, Ralik, Fioso, Syra, Ralik and Sonic in an epic battle royale! Who will win? You will find this out... on the next chapter!