AN: Sorry for the long wait and even more sorry about how short this chapter is. I'm having a hard time with this story. Not sure why. but Maybe it's okay. I hope you like it.

"Names?" Barked a big bouncer dressed as king Henry the eighth, eatting a chicken wing the size of a poodle.

"Massie Block, Alicia Rivera, Dylan Marvil, plus two." Massie told him as she and the rest of the pretty comittee walked passed him into the faire.

"Ehmagawd!" Dylan gasped when she saw a tray of Medevil pastries on a wheely cart. She ran over and sampled one. Then she spat it out. "EW! How'd those old kings get so fat eatting this trash?" Her expression looked like she's just swallowed gasoline.

Alicia noticed Josh (He wasn't dressed up for the event but was wearing jeans and a polo shirt) who was aruging about something with a guy dressed up like squire, holding a fake plastic trumpet.

"Hey, Josh." Alicia said.

Josh waved to her and got back to his arugement.

Alicia pouted, clearly unhappy with his lack of excitment at seeing her there.

"Claire!" Cam ran up to them dressed in a Romeo costume.

"That's more like a Rome-oh-no-you-didn't!" Massie whispered to Kristen when she noticed his tights were yellow and didn't match the costume.

Kristen did her weird laugh causing a guy two feet away to stare at her. "What are you lookin' at?" She snapped at him. Then she muttered, "LBR."

Claire didn't seem to notice Cam's bad tights she was too busy beaming at him while he handed her a bag of gummies shaped like swords.

Massie rolled her eyes and took a step back banging into something metal. "Ow!" She shouted.

It was a suit of Armor.

"Who put that there?" Massie demanded. She could've sworn it wasn't there two seconds ago.

The Armor let out a groan. "I can see! Someone lift my visor!"

It was Derrington in an over-sized knight suit!

Massie didn't bother to help him. After all he probably thought she was too "Imature" to be of any real help right? She just walked away.

"Block!" He called. No answer. "Anybody?" he tried to move on his own and fell over. "Ow." he moaned.

"Um Mass?" Kristen asked. "Wasn't that Derrington?"

"Whatevs." Massie said as she walked over to the glass case where they kept the queen's crown. It was going to be hers, she could feel it.

Dylan came and leaned too close to it, her breath fogging up the glass and annoying Massie.

"Dy-lan!" Massie shoved her friend out of the way. "I can't see my crown when you do that!"

"Sorry." Dylan muttered. Her stomach rumbled. "Man, I'm starving! Isn't there anything decent to eat here?"

"Your crown?" A voice behind her asked. It was Duh-liva Ryan. "Why are you so sure you'll win?"

Massie eyed the pink-and-white puff nightmare Oliva was wearing. It looked like she'd taken it from a four year old's room. "Have you seen your dress?" Massie raised an eyebrow.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Oliva asked stamping her foot.

Massie didn't bother explaining that no one who was dressed like the tooth fairy from 'Barney goes to the dentist' was a threat to her.

"This is my cousin." Oliva said proudly, pointing to a blond girl behind her. "Meena."

Massie eyed Meena's clothes. They looked like they'd been stolen off the girl from the raisn box. She wasn't a threat either. rather, she was living proof that Oliva was the smart one in the family.

"So nice meeting you, Cassie." Meena gushed as she smoothed out her hideous apron skirt.

"My name's Massie." Massie corrected her. "But don't worry, I'm sure they'll put it up somewhere when I win."

"Win what?" Meena asked dumbly.

"Queen of the faire." Massie rolled her eyes. "Duh."

"There's going to be a queen?" Meena blinked in confusion.

"That's the rumor." Massie muttered as she went off to find her friends before her IQ dropped to an all time low.

"Have you met Duh-liva's cousin?" Kristen asked her as soon as she was in ear shot.

"You mean Dumb-Deena?" Massie said.

"Her name's Meena." Kristen told her.

"Whatever." Massie rolled her eyes for the billonth time that day. Just as a queen couldn't be bothered with Pesents, Massie the alpha was having a hard time dealing with all these LBRs. Also, why was Derrington there? Did he have to be where ever she was? What was his deal?

AN: Review or I'll make Massie lose the crown! I swear I'll do it!