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I may have given the wrong impression with the first chapter of this fic. It is not going to be completely revolving around the sort of classroom setting, some of it will generally be in the lifestream. And it is a drabble series so it won't be chronologically ordered. Like this one actually occurs slightly during AC

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Okay, this is too easy, I just launched you into a freaking building Cloud. I know that I'm about 15 times stronger than I was when we faced off at North Crater but this is ridiculous. I mean, this is easier than… ah forget it. Its just too easy is all. Try to put up some decent sort of fight so it can be considered a dramatic showdown.

Wait a minute.

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It's official. I HATE limit breaks.

Seriously, I beat him around for a few minutes then he gets to pull a super-power out of his arse.

I could have had a limit break but nooooo. I have to be so almighty that I can't be hurt enough to charge one until I get freaking killed.

Again.

Demi-god status sucks.

As Sephiroth died for what is now the 3rd time at the hands of former Shinra grunt Cloud Strife he was starting to notice a pattern in the whole events. No matter how powerful he got it was almost as if he was doomed to failure by some higher power.

That and he realised he could no longer feel Jenova's presence for the first time in 7 years.

Mother? Mother? I can't feel her… so cold… so alone… so awesome! Finally I'm free, my mind is no-ones but my own. I can actually sit back and watch the green sparkly effects for the first time. I guess there are some perks to the whole thing.

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If there are people reading my mind from the get go. Forget what I said about there being upsides to this.

"Come on Sephiroth, she can't be that bad to you." Zack said, having listened to the one-winged angel complain about his current and equally dead girlfriend.

"Do you really believe that?" He said, disbelieving.

"Well, she's Aerith. She's supposed to be the calm soothing saviour of the planet, your describing her as a total bitch."

"She is a total bitch! How can you not see that side of her?"

"She's never one to Jesse, Biggs, Wedge and she never was to any member of AVALANCHE. She may be one to Hojo but then again, who isn't?"

"Maybe she has a duel personality disorder."

"I still think your over reacting man."

"Oh Zack." Aerith called in a sing-song voice.

"Hey Aerith. How's my favourite Ancient in the life stream doing." Zack asked, nuzzling her.

"Aw, how sweet of you Zack. Oh, hello Sephiroth."

"Hello Aerith…" Sephiroth said, trying to control himself.

"I hope you haven't forgotten about our next session together. We really need to work on your anger problems."

"Hey if you two spend more time together, I'm going to get jealous." Zack said, mocking being hurt.

"You know I'd never cheat on you Zack. See you later." She waved good bye, leaving the two former SOLDIER 1st class members to their own devices again.

"Bye. Seph? Sephiroth? Why are you grinning like that." Zack asked, a hint of panic in his voice.

"Zack, tell me how many people you have slept with in your entire life?" He asked calmly, as if his new found arch-enemy had not promised another (insert undisclosed period of time here) long session together.

"Around… 40, why?"

"No reason. None at all." Sephiroth said coolly. He wasn't going to be the only one to suffer Aerith's passive-aggressive torture methods.

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Zack: Huh? I don't get it.

Me: You will… hopefully for you it won't be soon.

Zack: huh?

Me: And don't forget to leave a review.