New Classmates
Now normally I wouldn't touch these characters with a ten foot barge pole but I feel that Sephiroth needs some company in the villain rehabilitation lessons.
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7
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Another trip to the lowest circle of hell. Sephiroth mentally grumbled as he approached the door to Miss Gainsborough's villain rehabilitation 101. Instead of calming him down the classes were having the reverse effect on him, he was now more likely to go burn down a village than he was when he re-entered the life stream. And he knew Aerith was enjoying every last millisecond of the torture.
Its always the quiet and nice ones you have to watch out for. The smaller the scorpion, the more deadly the poison.
Upon entering the room he could of sworn he heard someone wolf whistle him, he paled instantly. If it was Aerith it meant he was going to be in big trouble with Zack, but who else could it have been? No-one else was in these classes with him.
"Kya-ha-ha!"
No! It can't be! You're… wait, are you dead? Oh no, I think you are, got caught up in the explosion from the robot. I will not look, I will not look. I will not look!
"Oh hello Sephiroth, how are we today?" Came Aerith's suspiciously cheery voice from behind him. "We have some new class members joining us today, won't it be fun? Have you two met each other Scarlet?"
The only thing Sephiroth wanted to do now was scream 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as random objects were tossed around the room by a newly developed psychic power while some imperial music played in the background. But he also didn't want to give Aerith any satisfaction and so reluctantly took his seat, not trying to make eye contact with the deceased Shinra executive who was no doubt wearing something red with an impossibly low neckline, with 5 inch heels on as well.
Scarlet had always harboured a crush on Sephiroth during his general days despite the fact it was obvious he despised her. After Nieblheim she focussed her efforts on trying to molest Rufus. But since the frumpy git wasn't dead and here (which even Sephiroth thought he was dead. He took a WEAPON attack to the face, must be all the coats offering protection), there was no other target for her 'affections'.
A knock was heard at the door. Aerith signalled for the people to come in and they did. 3 silver haired young men dressed neck to toe in black leather. The remnants had arrived.
Sephiroth's head repeatedly smashed against his desk.
"Now I think that's everyone here. Now welcome to my guide for villain rehabilitation. Now the first exercise we are going to take are giving out compliments. To try and improve your people skills in friendly conversation."
"I don't do complements."
"Really? But its easy. Look, I'll give an example, repeat after me. 'Cloud, your hair look lovely and spiky today.'"
Zack shot up from where he was, his eyes wide. "I sense a great disturbance in the force."
Back in the classroom however "Cloud, your hair looks spiky today, it reminds me of a chocobo's but."
"Hmm, this may take more time than I thought." Aerith conceded. Sephiroth's head had now smashed a groove in the pseudo wooden desk. "Okay, how about you… Loz."
"Oh god not the cry baby. He can't do anything." Yazoo complained.
"That's not true! I can do stuff!"
"Like?"
"I…"
"See. Useless."
"Kadaj! Yazoo! Stop it now!" Aerith shouted at the remnants "You two will be in detention later for bullying. I will not tolerate this in my class!" Sephiroth and Scarlet covered there ears at the sudden increase of pitch and volume from the normally calm flower maiden.
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Meanwhile in the 7th Heaven bar in Edge Cloud woke up with a start.
"Wahh!" He shouted. Causing a pillow to be thrown at his face by his bed mate.
"Cloud, its too early. Go back to sleep."
"Sorry Teef." He apologized before snuggling back under the covers, he probably just imagined the shouting.
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Does this mean I'm going to update this more frequently from now on? Possibly, but what it does mean is that I haven't forgotten about it nor have I resorted to excessive cursing, so consider it a blessing.