Breakout
There is no fourth Indiana Jones movie.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters.
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Screw this! I've had enough of this passive-aggressive torment from Aerith, enough of the remnants and enough of Scarlet trying to grab my ass! Seriously, cut those damn finger nails, they hurt slightly. No prison can hold the mighty Sephiroth! Not even the lifestream!
But how to escape… I know where my escape point will most likely be, Mideel because of the large lifestream pool and how it flowed against the surface there anyway, but then I'll need a human form to take over. Now let's check…
Aha! A retired SOLDIER member right there, cured of Geostigma but still has the odd trace of Jenova cells and still has the Mako eyes. He'll make a perfect host, I won't be as strong as I was when controlling the remnants due to how few and far between the Jenova cells are nowadays, but one raid to Rufus' little home and all that will be fixed. Then we'll see who's the best Cloud, I will not loose 4 times in a row to a reject who got lucky!
First time you stabbed me in the back while I was busy, second time you had all your buddies and that cheap as hell Knights Of The Round materia which is more unfair than Costly Punch. Third time… okay I messed up by playing around a bit to long there but I definitely won't make the same mistakes again!
Sephiroth's astral form surged towards the surface in the lifestream, away from Aerith, away from Hojo, away from the Remnants, leaving them all behind in his metaphorical dust as he attempted to return to the living.
On the way he knocked over a small container holding a red light, shattering it on the metaphorical wall, the red light following him, attaching itself to his wing.
"Uh, Aerith? Sephs trying to escape, shouldn't we try and stop him."
"No need, the Ancient's placed a spell on him when he arrived dead the second time, he'll only have the ability of flight and that's it, no super speed in battle, no super strength. He'll be no major threat, giving us plenty of time to bring him back." "What was that breaking noise?"
Aerith and Zack headed towards the sound and found the broken jar. Both sets of eyes widened. "Okay, now we stop him. Or else some of our friends are in big trouble.
As Aerith and Zack fled the scene to follow Sephiroth the sign "Do not touch. Contains Fan-Parasite Mary Sue." Was left amongst the metaphorical broken glass.
God damn it, how many times am I going to say metaphorical? Curse the whole state of the lifestream bouncing between forms more than a tennis ball between two skilled players.
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A small rumble was felt on the island village of Mideel as a man emerged from the glowing green pool, the slime-like substance dripping from his hair. "I'm back."
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And now it ties in with two of my other fics in one big, disturbing world. If you've read them you'll know what I mean.