A/N: Here is a small selection from Courtney's diary. Very CourtneyXDuncan-ish. I hope you like it, I figured I needed to do another funny one before I do Heather's which I plan on doing next, After her I think I will do Lindsey's then I am not really sure who I should do.
Courtney's Diary
Dear Diary,
Okay Diary I know there are some rumors floating around but do not believe a word of them! Yes I know that sounds a bit weird seeing as you are a diary and cannot actually hear any of the rumors but still that is all they are rumors! What are they about you ask? (I know you can't really ask but this seems more like a regular conversation if I say that) Some people have been saying that I was "cuddling" with Duncan.
Let me say that this is not true in any way, shape or form. I was just trying to sleep and I woke up on top of him. It was probably just a prank he pulled to make it look like I liked him, which I do not. Or maybe I just rolled in my sleep, yes that's probably it, but anyway I was asleep the whole time so it doesn't really matter.
No Diary it really does not matter! I just said I don't like him. Why don't I like him? Well let me think, he's a jerk, he's a delinquent, he's a complete idiot at all times although I guess he may have helped us win the dodge ball challenge but that does not mean I like him! He calls me Princess and other obnoxious names, he breaks all the rules, and he's just not my type. Also I was so not scared by his story I mean please like I haven't heard the one about the "hook man" three hundred times before.
Well okay maybe I was a little scared but that was just because you never know what Chris might do if he hears a story like that! Sure I hugged him but it was only for a split second and was purely accidental. Okay fine maybe he isn't that bad but still there is no way I'd ever consider liking him, I mean have you seen him? All those piercings and that green Mohawk, his stupid punk attitude then there's his stupid laugh and his really annoying beyond blue eyes…..er uh I don't mean that last part! Darnit, why did I have to write that in pen? Oh well at least he'll never see this.
In summary Duncan isn't my type but maybe if he would I don't know, stop being a jerk for about five minutes he could be…..Ah! Why do I keep writing these things in pen? Well I'm going to go before I write anything else I regret.
Later, Courtney went back to write in her diary she found a small note attached to her most recent page.
To whoever's Diary this is,
You really shouldn't leave this thing lying around, the rest of the guys almost found it earlier. Luckily I was there to get it away from them and don't worry I made sure they didn't read it, and if they did I can kill them later. Also don't worry, I didn't read it either, I may have glanced at a few entries but I didn't read them….okay I didn't read anything except this entry but I figured I had a right to as it was about me.
Wow! I just checked inside the front cover, I knew you liked me. So Princess you want me to stop being a jerk? Well I don't know if I can do that, but here's a deal I won't tell the guys about this just as long as you don't kill me after you find this note. Speaking of which I had better get going, I think you and Bridgette are coming back to the cabin, here's a deal I won't tell but I may have to hold this over you for a little while just to make you squirm, kidding! ……mostly…..Well anyway this was a fun read, my advice find a better hiding spot. Bye Princess
PS: I knew you were scared of my story!
A/N: So what did you guys think about Duncan's note at the end? I may have that happen with other people's entries bit I am not sure. I think I am going to have Heather's next then Lindsey but if there is anyone you want to see please let me know. Also I will try to have the next chapter of After the Island up today or tomorrow. Please Review and a big thank to all of those who already have!
