Oh The Irony
So I haven't updated in a while, drown me. (Note: Do not actually attempt to drown me. Sarcasm can not be displayed with text very well.)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with FF7 nor am I making a profit.
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Far into the future, the planet still exists somehow, the lifestream is a lot thinner and fewer people can hold their collective thoughts together
"Seph, what are you doing?"
"Nothing, nothing has happened for the past 20 years Zachary. 20 years since Yuffie joined the AVALANCHE re-union only leaving the man who is possibly the only one with more reasons to hate my parents then me and a wolf/lion/native-corelian thing on the surface, It's boring, I'm bored. I know a thousand euphemisms for the word bored. That's how bored I am, I can take a trip around the entire language to describe it. "
"No-one said eternal peace wouldn't be boring eventually."
"If I wanted eternal peace, I would have found a corner of the lifestream far away from you. There has to be something to do here."
"We kinda used up everything in the first 50 years. After that its kinda the same for the rest of your afterlife, unless you do something really wrong. Then you go to the ironic punishment centre."
"Ironic punishment?" Sephiroth asked, his curiosity piqued for the first time in a generation.
"Where you get dealt with according to what you did, say like stealing. All your worldly possessions get taken away before your eyes. But its only a one time thing so you don't mess up again, after that you have a limited chances, use them up and your concousness gets wiped and your floating around like a normal person. That's what Aerith said anyway."
"What if I hypnotised say… Tifa and tricked her into cheating on Cloud while down here? Would that constitute Ironic punishment worthy crime?"
"Dunno, it's a bad thing to do but they have to have something to work with. You stayed single till you died so your girl can't get seduced by Cloud. Why you ask?"
"Excuse me for a moment, I need to go test something…"
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"Seph? What happened?" Zack asked, last he heard he was called to the Ironic punishment centre for re-habilitation, now he was walking extremely awkward, as though someone had shoved something very large somewhere private.
"After all these years… that freaking parasite! That accursed spirit! They brought it back to torment me! Ow…" He mumbled as he walked past.
"Hey Zack, you seen Tifa? I heard she got called to ironic punishments, what for?" Cloud asked appearing behind him.
"Ask Sephiroth." Zack said quickly before returning to the world's hardest Crossword puzzle in Klingon.
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It's funnier when I only imply what happened instead of saying it outright.