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Dan Humphrey, the weird guy nobody, especially Blair Waldorf, likes. Lives with his father and sister in a small apartment, with little money, who could be happy like that? A writer with little imagination that only writes what he knows which is very little apart from Serena van der Woodsen, the infamous ex girlfriend. This boy's going nowhere.
But back to our story, because this cruise is worth remembering! Blair and Humphrey together? Could this be reality? What would Chuck Bass have to say about this?
"You aren't going to pursue my brother are you? I mean he's my brother and you hate him!" says poor little Jenny Humphrey.
"Why do you care? I mean I could bring potential to his life, or even happiness like he's never known." Blair says in the way only she can talk and only when she knows she's right which is more often then not.
"No you can't Serena is all the happiness he's ever wanted he doesn't need you!"
Out of nowhere Dan pops out, and not at the best of times. "Oh hello, um… I was just coming to look for you two. Would you like to go to lunch? Wait what did you just say?"
"NOTHING!" the two shouted together.
"Who doesn't need you? Where you talking about me? Does she know?"
"Know what?" the two screech again.
"Never mind… Lunch?"
The three go to lunch, all holding their own thoughts and secrets. Dan wants Blair, Blair only wants a little fun and Jenny hates Blair and knows her secrets. This could be an awkward lunch, oh wait, it is…
"So… what have you two been up to?"
"Nothing!"
"So…why won't you tell me?"
"Swimming you?" Jenny quickly lies.
"I think I'm going to go on deck and tan. I'm getting a little pale. Have a nice lunch!" Blair knows when it's a good time to get out. But she needs one to fallow or they will talk. "Dan would you like to join me actually? I'd hate to sit all on my own with nobody to protect me."
"Yeah alright I'll come."
They walk away leaving poor Jenny to finish lunch all alone. But Blair did not lead the way to top deck to sun bathe, where was she off to?
"Those are stairs. You know that right? And the sun is that way."
"I know. We're not heading there. We just needed an excuse to leave." Blair says as she grabs the neck of Dan Humphrey's shirt and pulls him down the long hall. What trouble could this bring? Only Jenny, hot on their trail, will know.
Signing off for now
XOXO
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