Fallenfool: Hello People!! Guess what….I'm cutting into the story line that you people must may like so much.
L: Hello.
Mello: Why must you do this now? Matt was coming!!
L: Where is Near?
Fallenfool: Either he didn't get the memo, or he just overslept I guess.
Mello: So I'm here, and Near isn't…. I'm first!!
Fallenfool: Doesn't count if he wasn't participating.
Mello: Of course it does.
Fallenfool: L, do you agree with me?
L: Of course.
Mello:-- ……What the Hell!!
Fallenfool: I don't really feel like going much higher than the rating I have right now.
Mello: So you're going to Bleep me out.
Fallenfool: Bleep, censor, whatever.
L:….You promised Chocolate Cake. Since Mello killed my last one.
Fallenfool: We'll get to that later.
L: Give me the cake, or I'll leave.
Fallenfool: Into the mob of fangirls that are waiting outside.
Mello: Wait…There are fangirls outside?
Fallenfool: Well you showed yourself in public. Do you think they wouldn't come?
Near: Let me in!! My plastic sword is about to break!!
Fallenfool:-- !! (runs towards Door)
Mello: Ha!!
Near: Thanks for all the help Mello, L.
Fallenfool: Near, just put your sword down and take your seat.
Near: You did know this was a limited Edition right?! You owe me a new one.
Fallenfool: Fine, whatever.
L: So why are we here?
Fallenfool: Well we're here to talk about the story, answer questions, and hide from the fangirls.
Mello: So can we get started and get this over with?
Fallenfool: Fine. Let's start with the fan mail and questions. First question.
………………
L: Well, start.
Fallenfool: I did. We don't have any.
Mello: What?!
Fallenfool: Well no one messages me or anything.
Mello: What about questions in the reviews!?
Fallenfool: Nope.
Near: This is such a waste of my time.
L: Seconded.
Fallenfool: Well at least I have thought of some basic questions.
1. How long will the series be?
Well, I want there to be at least 7 chapters, at the least.
2. Where do you get your chapter titles from?
My titles are based on the Chronicles of Narnia titles. Don't ask why, but I decided to go with them. Ex. The Note and the Phone is based off of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. And Mello Wanka is based off of Prince Caspian.
Mello: Are you Serious?
Near: Really?
Fallenfool: I'm being 100 percent serious.
3. Who is 'Matt's Girlfriend'?
Well I haven' given her a name yet, but as I think I said in Chapter 1, she's a girl that goes to the same college as Matt.
Fallenfool: Well I don't feel like coming up with other questions. I'm feeling a little lazy, and I should be reading your questions. Plus I have a slight writer's block.
L: Can I have my cake now?
Alarm: Warning, Warning!! Perimeter Breach.
Near: Oh no! They must have followed me here!
Mello: You don't mean…
L: The Fangirls!!
Fallenfool: Computer, set up the secondary defenses.
Alarm: Secondary defenses armed.
Fallenfool: Well we're safe for now.
Mello: And if they get past the defenses?
Fallenfool: Then we're doomed. Well, you're doomed.
Mello: You're going to sacrifice us?!
Fallenfool: I didn't even get one fan mail. They're not going to attack me.
L: Well can I have the cake before we die?
Fallenfool: Yeah, it's in the Kitchen.
L: Where's that?
Fallenfool: 2 doors down on your left down the hall.
L: Aren't we trapped in here?
Fallenfool: That's not my problem.
L: I hate you.
Alarm: Secondary defenses breached.
Fallenfool: They're in the building.
Mello: We're going to die.
Fallenfool: Only if they find the room and get past the metal sliding doors outside that one.
Fangirls: Where are you Mello! Near!! I love you!! L, I want to touch your eyebags!!
Fallenfool: (whisper) They're getting closer.
Mello: Matt save me!!
Fangirls: I heard him!! They're in here.
(Banging on the door begins.)
Mello: (pulls out gun) I won't go down without a fight!! Wait, where is everyone?
(The vent cover on the air duct is pulled off and everyone but Mello is gone.)
Mello:-- !!
Fangirls: (pries door open and the wooden door begins to break)
Mello: I won't forget this!!
(Outside behind the house in a tree house.)
Near: Should we really have left him?
Fallenfool: Do you want to go back in there and save him?
Near: I'm fine.
L: So…Do you think they'll eat the Cake?
Fallenfool: No, they have Mello. They don't need cake.
L:Good, I'll get it later.
Fallenfool: Until then, pass me a cheese cube.
Near: I want one too.