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Later, at the house....
FRED: (Watching TV) When the eyes of the ranger are upon you, I like nachoes! Yes!
NIKKI: Shut UP! (Turns the TV off)
FRED: Oooh, I like this show! It represents the darkness in the human soul that can never be filled.
NIKKI: Fred, you're actually having a.... smart moment?
(Long silence)
FRED: Nachoes!
NOAH: (Looks up from his book) It's gone.
NAVAEH: (Walks in, covered in ashes) Wow, there's a burn pile out there!
IZZY & KIM: Burn Pile?! (Run outside)
NOAH: And how did you manage to fall into it, exactly?
NAVAEH: Well, I got bored, so I-
FRED: Oooh! When, When, Um, I get bored, um, I eat. Yes!
LIGHTNING: I do that, too! I also eat when I'm happy, sad, angry....
Two Hours Later....
LIGHTNING: ....nervous, or about to watch my favorite TV show.
NAVAEH: What's your favorite show?
LIGHTNING: It changes at random times.
FRED: Oooh, I like that show, too! Yes!
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(Confession-Garage-Thing)
-LIGHTNING: Fred knows what's important in life.
-ANGIE: Is it me, or is that Fredburger guy a bit strange?
-IZZY and KIM: Fire!
-BUNNY: (In bunny language) mi frind lk'z owner izent makin frindz acsept dat jerk hoo sad I waz a dum rabet
-FRED: NACHOES!
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FRED: Hey, lets, let's, um, sing a song!
LIGHTNING: Great idea! (To the tune of Yankee Doodle) Ezikiel's a sexist pig, and a social moron! He couldn't master teen-speak, even to save a- (Gets punched by Ezikiel again)
EZIKIEL: Let it go, eh!
HAROLD: Do not worry, Zeke. I have someone who can get him off your back. (Snaps fingers, and the Animaniacs appear)
YAKKO and WAKKO: We're the Warner Brothers!
DOT: And Warner Sister!
LIGHTNING: ZOMG! I love you guys! The 90's we're the best era for cartoons.
HAROLD: Tell me about it.
KASSEY: Hey, Christmas is in a few days.
ROSE: Eh, who cares?
ANGIE: I do! Everyone, get together! I wanna take a picture!
LIGHTNING: We can wait for that! Now, we're gonna go caroling.
The roommates, Lightning, Chef, and the Warners meet up with Chris at the street corner. All the musicians were playing, and the rest were singing.
You are watching an old and cheesy TV special. Then, you hear a knock on your door. When you open it, there are a number of strange-looking teenagers, Chris McLean (a celebrity you know), an old buff guy, and three who-knows-what's.
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
Now give us some cash!
Yes!
The 'yes' had come from a strange elephant thing that popped up right in front of your door, which you slam.
'Stupid carolers.' you think. 'Although there was that hot one....'
(They are now walking to the next house)
FAY: Nice guitar-playing, Jamie.
JAMIE: Thanks. (Tries to take his hand off of his guitar, but it is glued) HEY!
FAY: (Laughs) Got you! (Runs)
KENNY: (To no one in particular) What's their issue? (Points to Lillie, Emma, and Haily, who wave and giggle) they won't leave me alone.
DEREK: Tell me about it.
NOAH: I don't know what you bozo's are thinking. If a girl started flirting with me, I'd-
LILLE: (Approaches him with Hailey and Emma) You'd what?
NOAH: Oh, I'd just- um, uh....
TERESA: Wow, mr. "Know-it-All" is tong-tied.
LAUREN: I gotta watch this.
LILLIE: Smart guys are hot. (Bats her eyes at Noah)
EMMA: Lillie, to you, all guys are hot.
TERESA: On second thought.. BLECH!
CHRIS: So, Lightning, do you think that the viewers know the campers well enough?
LIGHTNING: Well, Chris, there's some that weren't very well developed. But we have, like, a hundred of them. What are you gonna do?"
CHRIS: After we eliminate some people, there will be less to keep up with.
LIGHTNING: Oh, yeah....
NOAH: (With Haily and Lillie grabbing onto each arm) ...Despite popular belief, I don't like gu-
NIKKI: (Approaches Noah) Ew, the boy-crazy flirts? I thought you were above that.
NOAH: No guy is.
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(Confession-Garage-Thing)
-LAUREN: So, Kenny and Derek relate. Great, now I have both of them to figure out.
-NIKKI: Do I like Noah?! No! No, not at all! It's just that I hate boy-crazy flirts like that. I could just $#%^$%&&(^&^%$^#$%^#$!% them, and then #$%$%&%^*%$&^$^ their little #$^$%&%#&^!^%#$^$%&$$^! Yeah.... Okay.
-LILLIE: Noah's boring.
-ROSE: I'm not getting much air-time, am I?
-FRED: And then, I said, "Yes!"
-YOU: Why the $#^%$^ did you want me in here? Just because I'm reading a fanfiction, I gotta be in here?!
-WAKKO (With YAKKO and DOT): *Throws a pie at the screen*
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CHRIS: (In the drive-way) So, there is tension building up between Nikki and... those other three.
EMMA, LILLIE and HAILEY: (Only heard) Hey!
CHRIS: Also, Lauren is trying to figure out Derek and Kenny, Lightning keeps torturing Ezikiel, and Fred Fredburger is.... Fred Fredburger! (A faint, "Yes!", is heard)
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