Iodine Epilogue.: Happy Ending
I don't own South Park.
...Month later, Hawaii..
"I'm just worried about your health, Eric." Steph noted. Her long usually wild and curly dark brown hair was gathered in neat bun on side of her head. She wore ocean blue dress and was currently giving Cartman lecture on diet keeping. Next to her stood Nico with his short and spiky blonde even spikier than ever. He wore light grey suit and was smiling apologetically.
"You're such mom, Stephs." Cartman noted rolling his eyes. "I've got it. And it's not like I'm not careful. I can let myself be spoiled from time to time, right" he added.
Steph just sighed. "Fine, but you." she said pointing at Kyle, "Better keep an eye on him." she ordered.
"No need to tell me this." Kyle said with smile. He meet them just week ago but already felt like he always knew them. "I must say Sandra did great job on organising this party." he changed subject looking around.
They were at Butters' and Kennys wedding. Party itself was at Butters' restaurant. Ceremony itself was at beach and loads of people came. Not to mention press going wild around event for whole week. After all it wasn't everyday that popular writers and owners of five star restaurants were getting married, and for sure it wasn't everyday occurrence for this king of weddings to be between two guys.
"You'll be surely busy after this." Cartman noted looking at Kyle.
"Not really. I'm not organising parties myself. To be honest I'm awful at this, as I already told you commercials are much more of my thing." Kyle noted smiling at his boyfriend.
"Whatever, we're going to dance, you two do whatever you want." Steph announced dragging her man along.
Kyle and Eric nodded. "It's a bit sad Stan didn't make it. After all it's his friends wedding." Kyle noticed sipping his colourful non-alcoholic drink.
"He was to busy taking care of his fiancées moods. And she'd most likely cry. Just like Steph." Cartman said looking at dancefloor.
"I thought Stan was joking when he said you two got together, but it looks like he wasn't." they heard Kenny coming up. He wore white suit with light blue shirt and looked seriously weird in said outfit.
"Shut up, where's your groom?" Eric asked rolling his eyes.
"Went to get us some drinks. You two driving or what?" Kenny laughed looking at their drinks.
"I'm banned from drinking. Steph almost got hearth attack when she heard I can get drunk with just one glass of whiskey." Cartman complained.
Kenny laughed taking seat Steph freed earlier. "So Kyle, looks like we both got in the same situation, heh? Is he at least nice when you two..."
"Kenny, how the hell can you top Butter? The guy never takes no as an answer and no one can order him around." Kyle noticed shamelessly as Cartman blushed madly.
For while blonde man was silent. "Don't tell me that you... Cartman what has Philadelphia did to you." He shook his head in disbelieve. "Impossible. Honestly." he added. It was visible that he was holding in laughter.
"Just shut up." Eric muttered giving him glare. Kenny just laughed.
"What's so funny?" Butters asked coming with drinks. He wasn't this scrawny guy everyone was laughing at in the past. Tanned, slightly muscular with his light blonde hair and baby blue eyes. Picture of perfection in eyes of Kenny and girls regularly visiting his restaurant.
"You won't believe this. Those two really are together and it's kyle whose on top." Kenny said still shaking from his outburst. Butters didn't look as surprised as his husband.
"Where's surprise here?" he asked. "I expected it to be this way." he added "Sorry Eric but you're just..."
"Shut up both of you." Now Cartman was redder than his own shirt and Kyles hair together.
"Fine, fine." Butters agreed taking Nicos seat. "Leave them Kenny, it's their business. Want me to talk about how you..."
"Okay okay. I'm not saying anything." Kenny gave up. "But when are you two getting married?" he asked.
Cartman froze and Kyle just smiled nervously. "Not fast. We still have to tell my mother about our relationship and... stuff." Jew explained.
"Besides we still have time for this." Cartman added. Both he and Kyle were avoiding looking at each other. Rest of part was much less awkward as Kenny and Butters left this subject.
Happy End
And epilogue is here. I wanted to put Nico and Steph in this story somehow because they are Cartmans super best friends.
Once again thanks for reading my story. And all nice reviews I got. And follows, and favourites. I love you guys. See you in my other stories.
