Thursday September 7th

8:30am

Walking up the hill to Stalag 14 with Jas. Why did school have to start in the middle of the week? I have no idea. I asked Jas.

I said, "Jas, why do we have to start school on a Thursday? Isn't that a little silly. I mean we'll be here for two days, and then it's the weekend. They're teasing us. It's rude."

I was almost pas the gates when Hawkeye started to say something. "Excuse me, sir, but this is an all girls school, and visitors aren't permitted on school grounds without a-" But she stopped. And did a wide-eyed gaspy thing.

I quickly shuffled towards the school, hoping Hawkeye would get distracted by her talons she calls hands and let me go. But she continued to talk.

"Rosemary Barnes! What have you done to yourself?"

Oh thank God's shorty jimjams.

I ran into the school, and then to the bathroom.

I think my guy-transformed outfit is quite attractive. I turned my skirt into shorts, and wore trainers, and the rest of the outfit could pass as guys, so that covered that.

I wonder how Dave was doing. I hope he hasn't talked to Tom, because if he did, Tom might tell him about Robbie and me. Why do I care if he knows I'm dating Robbie? Robbie's a Sex God. I should want to flaunt our relationship. Bloody hell.

In the coat room

Jas said, "Why are you all slouched over like that, Georgia? You almost like a question mark all hunched over like that…That can't be good for your posture."

I said, "Shut up, Jas." I hit her with my beret and went to assembly.

Assembly

I'm ignorez-vousing Jas for her vair rude comment.

I put my compact on the arm rest, and tried walking in place to see if I did look like a question mark(even though I knew I didn't, I just wanted to prove it to Jas). Anyways, I was doing my walking-in-place thing just as Wet Lindsay was walking down the aisle.

The wet one said, "Nicolson? Have you chopped off all of your hair? You look like a boy. And stand up right! You look like the mark of a question!"

What fresh hell? Mark of a question?

I said, "Good morning, Lindsay. And might I saw that your tentacles look lovely today."

She looked like she was about to start yelling at me, but thankfully Slim came up to the microphone, and told everyone to take their seats.

2 seconds later

Dear Himmel and Gott!

Slim is…SLIM!

When did this happen?

She was wearing a blouse, and a skirt.

And do you know what the worst part was? It was shorter than my mutti's.

German

We're watching a film about Adolf Hitler. No, I'm not kidding.

10 minutes later

This gives me time to compose myself from the traumatizing incident. Thankfully, I avoided a trip to the infirmary, and didn't throw up. I just acted like I was praying throughout all of assembly.

It's just so weird. The only memory of her elephantineness is that her chins are still intact. I should suggest chin exercises to her. Maybe I'll slip a how-to sheet under her door.

2 seconds later

I told that to Jas, who I'm talking to again because she promised to not fiddle with her fringe for a whole day. I doubted she'd be able to do it, but once can always hope.

I said, "Jas, don't you think I should slip a how-to-do-chin-exercises' under Slim's door? You know so it can complete her actual slim look? I think that would be vair nice of me."

Jas said, "What if she slips on it while walking around her office?"

Mabs said, "One can only hope."

Morning Break

The Ace Gang thought it would be safer to hide out in the library during breaks, because Mabs, Ellen, Rosie, and me are still in drag and don't want to be slaughtered by The Hitler Youth.

The teachers haven't enforced seating arrangements yet, so we figured as long as we're in the back, and pretend we have colds, because our voices have to be deeper, then we should be safe. For a few hours.

3 minutes later

Maybe.

Library

Oh joy unbounded, a new librarian! She's wearing a cowboy hat. This won't turn out well at all.

Froggers

I really don't understand who would marry Mme. Slack. You would think that "Slack" would be a live give away of what you're getting yourself into (oo-er) i.e. A very slacky woman.

She handed us all a work sheet of descriptions. And told us to put a check where it applied to us, and an ex where it applied to our best friend.

Since Jassy and I were pallies again, I chose her.

For me I checked of heuruese, sympathique, genereuse, and intelligents. For Jas I exed off words like folle, and Canadienne.

I showed Jas my paper. I said, "Look Jas, I marked off all of your good qualities."

Jas said, "You said I was crazy…and Canadian."

"Exactamoondo."

"You didn't' even mention my more flattering qualities, like how I'm organized, and discreet."

"Jas, you know how against lying I am."

English

Last class of the day!

Oh goody, Miss Wilson has decided to grace us with another very attractive ensemble. What is she wearing you ask? Why it's her amazing Technicolor smock! With matching shoes.

1 second later

To match the rest of her hideously rainbow covered outfit.

I really didn't think she'd be able to outdo herself. One time she came to class with egg shells in her hair. And to be able to top Slim's porn star outfit is even more impressive.

I said, "Hello Miss Wilson, why you're looking quite colorful today." But she didn't get the sarcasmnosity of it.

Miss Wilson said, "Thank you for noticing…Georgia…is that you? Well looks like you're getting into a new trend, too! While my niece was visiting, from Scotland, she brought some magazines with her. I don't know if you've heard of it, it's called Teen Vogue, but it said that color was in this season. It also said that plaids were a great fall look." She lifted up her skirt, I thought I would die, and showed me her plaid socks.

I nodded once and ran to the back of the room to the rest of the Ace Gang.

Jools said, "Blimey your red, did she show you her matching glasses case?"

I said, "Worse. Her plaid socks."

Rosie said, "Cor." And fanned herself.