So, I just couldn't stay away. Since yesterday, I have had this strange craving for Avengers stuff. I like the one's with Tony being the main guy. And Bruce being 2nd banana. So that's why I am writing this. If you got Any story's that match this, send a link to me in Private messaging. Kay?

So I would like to know if you want this to be an abused Tony fic. you have to tell me cause I am frizzen out over here.

Okay now on the story.

" hey. Tony, wake up man! God" Bruce's voice rang through his head. He opened his eyes and flailed.

Ever since the battle of New York, Tony had slept with a knife in his hands. The other team members were not aware of this. Well everyone except Bruce. So it wasn't surprising when he finally calmed down to see Bruce waiting by the door. Tony looked down at his hands to see his knuckles white from gripping the knife.

" Umm, so your gonna have to stay here..." Bruce started.

" How long?" Tony interrupted.

"twoweeksatmost" Bruce mumbled.

" What?"

" Two weeks."

" What?!" Tony yelled. " Like H &% I'm gonna stay here for two F &%#$G weeks!"

"You have too. Are you gonna tell me what you were having a nightmare about?" Bruce said desperately trying to change the subject.

Tony was silent. Bruce new he would tell him as soon as he started to bore him. Amazingly, that happened a lot.

" So, guess what happened on the Tonight Show?" Bruce asked.

" Ugh, fine I dreamed that I was back at the end of the Battle Of New York. What happened when... I... died." Tony gulped.

"Oh, ok. you don't have to explain. Did you try the Pontian theory yet?" Bruce said awkwardly.

A/N I just made the theory up.

" Yeah I put it in on a glass slide and it exploded! Oh it was so cool. Like that one time in Argentina when..." tony said in a similar fashion as a kid on Christmas.

The two talked like this for hours before Tony got bored again. Then there was lab equipment everywhere . Tony wanted to see what would happen if you added Carbonic acid with a dangerous chemical (that Bruce was sure is illegal)and see if it would blow up. It did. Tony was now paying for repairs to his room.

Then Tony got the bright idea to shove said mixture into Clint's pants. They literally had to pry his hands of Tony's throat. The now were getting Him another pare of pants. Tony was still laughing. The next prank involved rats, glue, and red paint . He decided to put a sign that said " Scary Sherry is Coming" in the Nurse's lounge. And he put glue on the floor. He put rats in the vents and sealed them so only the Lounge could here them. You could hear there screams a mile away. Bruce had given him the idea of Scary Sherry. he was banned from the room by the rest of the group.

Tony couldn't look at Clint without laughing, the nurse's were giving him icy stares, and One person had to watch Tony ( other than Bruce) at all times to make sure he didn't cause more trouble. It all ended when he told Thor that he needed to go to the bathroom, even though he was really making his way through the vents. A little trick he picked up from Clint. Bruce found him and Tony convinced him to prove he was a kid by helping him pull petty pranks.

They put saran wrap on the door and watched a doctor walk strait into it and try to get out. They put a melted snicker bar on the girls bathroom floor, girls squealed and raced out. Their plan was ruined when Natasha came out eating some. They also decided that it would be funny if they ran/ wheeled (since Tony was in a wheelchair) around the Hospital throwing confetti and feathers behind them. When they ran out of feathers, the team was chasing them with feathers in there hair. Tony made a quick escape by throwing a stink bomb ( Where did he get these anyway?!) and ducking into the vents.

" Shouldn't we get something to eat?" Bruce said smiling.

" Yeah"

They crawled to the vent closest to the snack machine. Tony winced as his leg hit the walls of the shaft. Bruce winced too. Tony wasn't on meds, so he was in even more pain.

" So, won't the guys know we'll go to the snack machine?" Bruce asked.

" Probably, but I like immediate danger. It kind of comes with the job." Tony sarcastically commented.

" Well good cause Steve want's to see you both. And he's pissed." Clint said when they turned a corner.

" How did you get here? oh forget it. Hey you want to see what happens when you spray paint a peace sign on Thor's hammer?" Tony asked.

" Oh god yes!" Clint smiled.

The trio began to pull more pranks. Thor wasn't too happy with his hammer. In fact, he said something like" What in Oden's all might name is... Oh Man of Iron you shall pay dearly!" Natasha didn't like her hands being glued together (don't ask) and Steve wasn't appreciative of the peace sign on his shield. The three had laughed when Thor, Nat, and Steve had to rake glitter out of their hair.

" Ok, so if we all are experts on pranking, who's the best?" Clint asked.

" I am." the boys said.

" No, I am!" they yelled.

" No I am!"

" Ok, last one to get pranked wins All Time Best Pranker Of The Avengers" Tony said.

" Everyone's got one minute. Ready? One two three, go!" Clint said.

Needless to say, Bruce won. All he had to do is wait for Clint and Tony to kill themselves off. Tony said it was unfair while Clint just mumbled curses pulling egg yolks out off his hair. Tony still had a bruise from where a rubber chicken had hit him. it had been fun, but both Clint and Bruce could see it had taken it's toll on Tony, he was yawning and his eyes were closing for long periods of time. They had forgotten that Tony was still in rehabilitation from his injury. Heck, he wasn't even allowed out of the hospital.

Clint and Bruce wheeled Tony into his room, receiving angry glares from the rest of the team. Now Bruce, Clint and Thor weren't allowed to watch Tony. This was going to be fun.

So next Chapter will be called Prison Break. Any guesses what it's going to be about? Come on it's an easy one!