"Really? A prank war and a prison break that I wasn't invited to? Who's the dumb-ass who thought to do that?" Darcy asked walking into the main living room of Avengers Tower.
" Sorry Darc, we just had a lot of things going on." Steve said walking up to her.
" Yeah, Tony was being a major jerk. He pelted me with eggs." Clint jumped off the couch and smiled.
" You slapped me with a rubber chicken! I had to retaliate!" Tony says like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
" Quiet! The princess wishes to speak!" Darcy yelled.
All eyes turned towards her. She gestured for Steve to lift her up. When she was seated of his shoulder she crossed her legs and decreed. " There shall be a new War. This will include all heroes and hero's girlfriends. Two teams, Thor, Tony, Steve, me, and Jane will be on team A. Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Pepper, and drum roll please" Clint and Tony drummed on their legs " Betty!"
" What?!" Bruce said jumped up. "No one said anything about her coming" Bruce started to panic.
" Yo Jolly Green you ok?" Tony asked.
" Why the hell would I be okay?" Bruce asked.
" Well your Fiancé is coming!" Tony said smiling.
" The last time I saw her I broke half of Manhattan! Why do you think I would want her to come?"
" Well I should think that you would be a little happier to see me Brucy" Betty's voice said making everyone stop and turn towards Bruce.
Bruce heart pounds, his face is a mask of worry but all he can feel is love. It seems to be hours before Another voice speaks up.
" Well let's let the love birds talk it out, shall we?" Darcy said speaking up.
" Yep, I got to say hi to Pepper anyway." Tony said leaving.
The team exited and when the two were alone, Bruce jumped up. She ran over and Hugged him like she didn't want him to move. She mashed her lips onto his and kisses him roughly. Then she takes a step leaving Bruce hungry for more. She slapped him across the cheek and kisses he again.
" If you ever" she kissed him quickly. "Leave me alone" another kiss. "With my father" and another kiss " And jump out of a helicopter" lets just assume every time he stops she's kissing him. "Then scare me like that while you go fight" Bruce smiles into the kiss. " And then leave after said fight." she smiles too. " I will punch you in the face."
" Ok babe," Bruce said.
Suddenly the kiss gets more heated. It's stopped when they here a whistle coming from the vents.
" Shut it Legolas!" Bruce yells.
" It's not just me! Tony was here first!" Clint yells and there's a soundly thump "Ow!"
" Uh It's not Tony up here" Tony's fake girl voice says. "It's Natasha."
" Who's me?" Natasha said as she walks in.
" Tony!" Clint yells another thump. "Ow!"
" Darcy has asked for us to meet and Quote 'Somewhere Bruce and Betty didn't do the horizontal mambo'" Natasha announced.\
Bruce groaned as he heard Tony's and Clint's giggles.
" Rules: 1) you get pranked , your out.2) If it's a tie, your both out.3) no harming anyone in any way.4) no using powers or tech. And 5) you are all allowed to make allies with other people beside's you team. Everyone know the rules?" Darcy asked.
Everyone nods.
" Ok let the games begin!" Darcy yelled.
" Are you sure..." Steve's interrupted by a pie almost hitting his face. "Oh it's on!"
" Everyone run! Super solder angry. I repeat super solder angry!" Clint yells in a panicked voice.
And the games began.
Bruce:
Bruce laughed and ran. Thor had been chasing him for Two minutes, but he was faster than anyone had given him credit for.
" Bruce you are swift, but as they say, you can not hide forever!"
Bruce laughed again and ran through a hallway to be covered in saran wrap. It was kid of ironic for that to be the first prank to get him out.
" Sorry Shield Brother!"
Steve:
Steve walked through the 37th floor hallway. It was eerily silent. He took a calm step forward and felt a light pull against his shoe. A trip wire. He looked to his side to see a pie ready to be launched.
" Crap." Steve said, The pie was launched into the air and hit Steve in the face.
" Yes, Die Steve!" Clint yelled and ducted into the air vent.
Clint:
It didn't take long for Tony to get Clint out. He set up a gun full of colorful liquid. He waited for the sound of a scream. It happened quickly, the shuffle of people moving in the vents. He pushed a button and the gun went off.
" Holy..." Clint said surprised.
" Clint is down!" Tony yelled.
" Damn it Stark!" Clint yelled.
Tony just chuckles.
Thor
In all his days on Asgard he never had been through this kind of war. He fought many bout's with warriors. But not this kind. They were very sneaky, he had to be tactical.
" Uh Thor?" Jane said walking towards him.
" Yes?" Thor said.
" You've been pranked." She takes a sign off his back. It reads kick me.
Darcy's giggles are heard through the hall. " Hey I never said you can't prank your team."
Jane:
She walked into Clint's room and to her surprise was pelted with honey and feathers. she screamed in frustration.
" Next time sweete. Don't go into room's you haven't checked." Tony ducted out of the room with a goodbye salute.
" Half time! Meet your team on the 50th floor for snacks" Darcy's voice blared on the intercom.
" Hey so I'm out." Clint said coming in.
" Me too, " Steve said from the couch.
" Hey, didn't you have pie on your face?" Clint asked looking at Steve's clean face.
"Why Apple?" Darcy asked and that's when Clint noticed the little bit of red by her lips.
" Oh that's gross." Clint said and was rewarded with Steve's deep red blush.